I'm obsessed with my fictional characters.

[aleenaaashhh]

Jane Austen's works are timeless classics because she knew the real horrors in life are having to listen to men who think they're better than you and receiving unannounced visitors.

[superhero--imagines]

Small hunger game thought-

I know everyone is always like, Peeta fell in love with Katniss when they were five because his dad pointed her out to him and said “I was gonna marry her mom yknow”

Important to note here- Katniss looks like her Dad, not her Mom. That’s Prim, who looks like her mom which is why his dad is so soft on her.

I see the fandom compare Peeta to his Dad a lot, in terms of like artistic comparison where he gets to be with Katniss in the end where his Dad didn’t get to be with her mom-

But really, I think Peeta should be compared with Katniss’s Mom given that they both in Italy fell in love for the same reason. Peeta even says it best-

“When you sang, I knew I was a goner, just like your mom”

[divinezelia]

im where i dont see a point in anything anymore.

[memewhore]

[captainsingleton]

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

[kitharion]

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

[sydneysageivashkov]

Dimitri: My kink? Sure. When people treat each other with kindness and respect.

Rose: Unrealistic. Stick to hair pulling and choking like the rest of us.

[thenatsdorf]

Boy reunited with lost dog. [source]

[nunyabizni]

[black-in-kansas]

[this-is-milo-deactivated2022022]

That transition from “what” to “oh” got me

[afloweroutofstone]

New Jersey just voted to legalize weed

[afloweroutofstone]

Arizona also just voted to legalize weed

[afloweroutofstone]

[disc80s]

schools reopened in greece today and among other incidents a mother yanked the mask off her son’s face and told him to never wear a mask, a father head-banged a teacher for saying that his kids will have to wear masks at school, sending the teacher to the hospital, someone tried to sue a school for not letting their kids enter without a mask, parents are protesting in the streets against the use of masks at schools and i heard a woman say that masks are suffocating the children and that they’re bad for their development. not to be radical but since covid refusers want to die so bad just go ahead...

[disc80s]

cool

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

Direct. Action.

[comradekatara]

i think it’s so funny how whenever sokka tries to tell them what to do they put up hours of protest being like “noooooo that’s so booooooorrrrinnnggggggg we wanna have fun!!!!!!!” but then when sokka isn’t around they literally can’t even think of an activity to do. their brains shut down they just fall asleep right there. he has full custody of the braincell and without him they just nap in the sun like housecats. 

[savysami]

This squad was a blast to design. 

 Luna: My girl’s got all kinds of little Easter eggs in her ink. Her patronus and the moon are her big ones, but there are little guys like her parents’ names, a thestral, and magical elements as well. 

 Draco: The snake isn’t so much “slytherin pride” as it is a “post-Deathly Hallows” ownership of his past; I thought putting it on his ribs was a good vulnerable spot for that. 

 Ginny: My main chick has a lot of quittich tattoos (left forearm and ribcage, and a Holyhead Harpies logo on her left thigh), but I put a lot of family ones in there too. She has her family’s first initials down her right leg, a Weasley “W” on her wrist, and Harry’s quittich number 7 on her bicep. I also threw in a little something for Gryffindor: a cursive “hear me roar” across her ribs.

[4swearitsight]

Reading Darcy’s diary is basically “I will not think about Elizabeth any more” followed by “that reminds me of Elizabeth” on repeat

[incorrect-va-quotes]

Rose: stop setting stuff on fire because you’re curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Christian: but what if…. something else happens. Just this one time.

[quellcrist]

That woman has forgotten more ways to kill than entire armies will ever learn.

THE OLD GUARD (2020) fight choreography by Danny Hernandez

[finndeservesbetter]

If non black people want to damage the fuck out of their hair that’s fine, whatever, but don’t be calling the moldy ass shit you get as a result dreadlocks, dreads, or locs, because I promise you they aren’t.

Sincerely, someone who actually knows what the fuck they talking about.

Feel free to reblog if you aren’t black and against cultural appropriation

[classic-lit-memes4u]

Elizabeth: I fucking hate Catherine de Bourgh

Mrs. Bennet: language!

Elizabeth: sorry. I fucking hate—

*covers Jane’s ears*

Elizabeth: Catherine de Bourgh

[rowenaaclark]

Quick sketch of our favourite Alchemist in Russia because she'd look adorable in faux fur. Also I'm still finding my way around Procreate so any practice is good currently.

Sydney Sage - Vampire Academy Series by Richelle Mead

[ryanberga]