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"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"
i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist
me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.
me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people
let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”
ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?
Julien desecrating Thjazi’s body at his funeral, but it’s just the DM realizing he has the funniest way to make Orcish Bugs Bunny continue to be a Problem for every noble in Aramán:
my treasury barren, my house full of rats, my council unfilled, my body bleeding, my uncle husband megalomaniacal, my dead son in the hallway, my bed stained with my mother’s blood, my girlfriend socialist, my night restless, my step-brother an impostor, my anointment denied, my queen’s guard meager, my bearings not gotten, my coronation postponed, my ghosts thick in the air, my prisoner wife a port in a storm
You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again
Sometimes you scare me, but I come around to you (I'll say hello hello hello hello)
he seemed to have grown as of late, as if Bran's fall and his mother's collapse had somehow made him stronger.
Do you think Cersei would have been less or more insulted it Robert had called out Ned’s name on their wedding night instead of Lyanna’s
Cersei suddenly realizes she’s being threatened about her relationship with Jaime meanwhile Robert apparently has a crush on a slightly happier version of Stannis and she gets so mad her jaw locks shut. Ned waits a few minutes and thinks her lack of response is contemplation and “honorably” leaves so she can seriously consider his offer to flee (Cersei is 100% killing them both the second everything stops smelling like burnt toast)
in another life jon would have been catelyn’s favorite (step)son because he’s basically just a teenage boy version of her: he’s all about duty and honor BUT family comes first. he hates the lannisters and their pretty blonde hair and those deep green eyes that you could just drown in. theon violently disgusts him because nothing is ever that funny. he’s never felt truly at home at winterfell the way that ned and the other kids do. everyone and everything pisses him off. he has no time for stupidity. he’s inherited all of the duties of the firstborn son without being the firstborn son. he would die for robb. he chooses love over duty because his sister is more important. he puts his faith in someone he doesn’t trust because that’s how much he wants her back. everyone thinks he’s crazy because she’s just a girl. he tries to save her anyway. his own men betray and murder him for it, but he doesn’t stay dead because he can’t rest until he knows that arya is safe. oh and don’t forget the matching eye scars. what I’m trying to say is that jon is catelyn’s woke son.
Posting it here too
dogs are right about doorbells. a doorbell ringing is a THREAT and should be met with an appropriate aggression display
I'm imagining Dunk foraging on the road back to Summerhall.
Maybe he brings some wild garlic to the camp cook at the end of the day, and everyone talks about how the roast meat is good tonight, I wonder what the cook did? And even Baelor and Maekar comment on the flavour, while Dunk's ears turn redder and redder without anyone noticing.
And maybe he grabs some fruit from a passing tree while on horseback, and shares them with Egg, and any guards near by, and maybe with Baelor if he's passing by, and Egg would tease him about how red his face would go as he watches Baelor bite into the tart damsen or eat the flesh from wild cherries before spitting out the stones.
But I think his favourite would be rosehips. An unexpected burst of flavour to brighten his day, he'd split them open before scraping the flesh away with a knife, eating the flesh from the blade. Offering the flesh to others on his own blade with a brisk take care to Egg, th' blades sharp, and a quiet careful to Baelor as they take the flesh from his blade, and oh boy the look in Baelor's eyes as he does is-
And he'd tell young Egg to be careful of the seeds, don't you know they're called itchybacks, and Egg would ask why, and Dunk would cast a look at Baelor full of humour, before showing Egg just why they're called that. He would shove them down the back of Egg tunic, and Egg would squeel and jig around trying to get them out, and Dunk and Baelor wouldn't be able to help laughing.
And maybe later, Valar or Daeron or Maekar would ask what all the fuss was about, and Egg would say itchybacks, to which they'd say what the fuck are itchybacks, and well, there's only one thing Egg would be able to do in response to that, and Dunk and Baelor would laugh, this time joined by Eggs giggles, as swearing would fill there air, and as they would share more rosehips between them.
also im sorry that youve never had an emotionally intense friendship that confused other people including you and the other person. its really thrilling. hope you can experience it some day
aaron is actually the realest person ever imagine you just want to be a doctor but to do it you have to play this ridiculous sport you don’t even care about and your brother murdered your mum and is now dating the harbinger of death and your girlfriend is stunning and said brother wants to murder her so you have to keep her on the dl and oh also you’re on trial for murder and youve got med school debt PILING up and now your brother and his redheaded demon are speaking russian and everybody is gay and also you’re five foot tall
Alicent advising Rhaenyra, ngl I have a lot of gripes with how many extreme changes they've made to the source material but I still love their relationship so...
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