Love Me All The Way To Death

Gay. 24. that is all bye

[omtai]

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

[astarsmindd]

Scrolled came back read it again and cried laughing

[omtai]

Thank you for giving me another chance

[ibetitdoes]

not to enforce gender roles but a computer should NOT fucking have apps okay. if I wanted an app I'd go on my phone my laptop is for Programs. I mean this.

[nigelgraz]

(OC) Midnight creature

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[maezanilla]

🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴

[importantcatimages]

@importantcatimages

[ultrafacts]

Brazilian photographer Sebastião Salgado and his wife, Lélia Deluiz Wanick Salgado, have been instrumental in reforesting the Rio Doce Basin area in Brazil since 1998. Through their organization, Instituto Terra, they have planted over 2.7 million trees, successfully restoring more than 550 acres of forest and 2,000 natural springs. 

Their efforts have transformed a once barren landscape into a thriving forest ecosystem, demonstrating the profound impact that dedicated reforestation initiatives can have on environmental restoration.

[kosmogrl]

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Xanax

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

get into actual fights to the death to gain perspective

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[cutetanuki-chan]

'The chain of a kiss'

[nonbinarythorin]

[just-start-the-tape]

tried my best

[eikotheblue]

California girls we're unaccountable

[eikotheblue]

California girls we're unforgivable

[triviallytrue]

unintentional plagiarism of another post! hbomberguy kill their ass

[eikotheblue]

california girls we're unoriginal 😔

[hybridzizi]

You're from Washington.

[eikotheblue]

california girls we're washingtonian

[kaijuno]

Kamloops, BC

[kaijuno]

Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(

[kaijuno]

God forbid women do anything

[mudwisard]

my trick for getting through grad school is learning to navigate the quadrants with all their nuances

[curlicuecal]

people really underestimate the importance of mastering that bottom right. quitting things is a skill! it can improve your life and open up new opportunities! add it to your arsenal today

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bluehairedspidey]

(via @yourguyeli)

[behind-blue-eyes]

When i was a teachers assistant(first grade), i would add extra points for doodles and drawings when i was grading papers. Obviously, these points didnt go in the grade book. I called them Miss Rachel points. But the kids loved it and started doing more complex drawings on the back of their homework to get more points. I had a parent tell me that her daughter got excited to finish her homework so she could do a new drawing for me, so teachers, of literally any grade, give the drawings some acknowledgment. Its a creative outlet that may motivate your students to do their homework but more importantly, it could be someone's escape and you just writing "nice panda" next to their drawing will make them feel so special.

[kaijuno]

Giving points for doodles is always a must. I did that as a college professor.

[fionacle]

[awritersbro]

so I took a bite out of a fruit today thinking it was an apple, and I almost spat it out because it was a terrible apple, but then I realized “oh! It’s a pear!” and I ate the entire thing because it was a pretty good pear.

There’s a metaphor in that, but it’s too early in the morning for me to parse it