eijiboard

☆ Elijah/Eiji ☆ Certified hater ☆ 32 ☆ Seattle area ☆ he/him

[pjackk]

Sory my ugly ass spilled red wine on your boner

[plutosoda]

and then nothing bad happen

[depsidase]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[magimagali]

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

[monochrome-stars]

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

[nintendo-666]

Love an m/m/m threesome where we all have vaginas lol

[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

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[segamascott]

erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

[anarcho-catboyism]

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Voting ended onJul 24

[nintendo-666]

You ever get so lovehorny for your partner that it feels like the only resolution would be to turn into goop together and let your organs intertwine with each other?

[sunnyscreens]

Artemis arrives at Paddy's

[necromancelena]

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

[yridenergyridenergy]

[s-nnoh]

[nintendo-666]

The more I try to contact those close to me regarding my problems, the more I'm reminded why not to.

[super-affection]

pussy got me saying holy moly