eijiboard

☆ Elijah/Eiji ☆ Certified hater ☆ 32 ☆ Seattle area ☆ he/him

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[nintendo-666]

Heh

[nintendo-666]

What's ur opinion on Dr Rockso the clown who does ccc cocaine?

Exceptional role model

Would perform extensive oral

Thanks for the ask!

[annpijon]

i offer: chandelure

[sapphireh3arts]

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[semiotextiana]

im so sexy and fun and fucking doomed

[adulthooliganism]

gilbert baker pride flag but color dropped from jerma choking on a whopper

[requinade]

celebi :)

[gaytanic-panic]

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

what do you mean i didn’t reach out i literally thought about you

[miss-wizard]

any% milk

[ramdragons-deactivated20240319]

need people to see this i feel insane

[maryfitzroy]

please watch this clip of john waters listing his grievances on las culturistas

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]