No, Thanks, Dork

*Dan Avidan voice* "I'm very tired" ♡Hi I'm Jasmin let's be pals.♡ Follow Steg

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dang son

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dang son

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Lol I'm already losing followers for rebloging that last post bYeeee

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SJWs: “We love and respect women”

Also SJWs: [Lauren Southern getting pissed poured on her] [Lauren Southern getting assaulted and people pretending they didn’t see it]

SJWs: “We love and respect black people. We think black lives matter”

Also SJWs:

SJWs: “We love and respect trans people”

Also SJWs:

SJWs: “We love and respect gay people”

Also SJWs: [Milo Yiannopoulos getting threatened by activists].

SJWs: “We love and respect Muslims. Listen to moderate Muslims”

Also SJWs:

They only “love”, “respect” and “protect” these groups as long as they’re compliant, as long as they’re in agreement with the tenants of social justice, if they ever deviate from the group, they become a target.

You people don’t care about women. You don’t care about black people. You don’t care about Muslims, trans or gay people. You care about your political allies and your ideology, that’s all.

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Me as a lover: always there,remembers dates and details,makes you coffee

[mojav]

me as a lover: always SLEEPIN… cant’ remeber SHIT, i WILL forget your name, breakfast is a bowl of monster energy drink adn you have to drink it like an animal or we’re breaking up

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*watches shows while eating crunchy snacks* i cant hear shit

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I have a bath bomb from lush but no tub so I guess I’ll just have to eat it

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I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.

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i am SO PRETTY from a little distance, in a shaky selfie, passing by, in low lighting. it’s the added mystery. NO u don’t have to come closer, this is fine

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*doesnt talk to tumblr friends for 6 months*

*thinks about them and hopes they are okey dokie*

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Tbh this is the vine I’ll miss the most

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