Above-Average-Blog

Life is short but mine's probably shorter because I have no impulse control

[analog-television]

i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing

its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)

[bace-jeleren]

[2022dirt]

Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.

[a-book-of-creatures]

The alligatorapture…

[railroadreverie]

reblog to stir prev occasionally

[herpsandbirds]

Western Olive Toad (Amietophrynus poweri), family Bufonidae, eastern Caprivi, Namibia

photograph by Johan Marais

[greatcheshire]

Accidentally ate a bit of fork

[stickyfrogs]

Round Frog is wearing her special Extra Emerald Green Jacket today to inspire her children to Green!

[strange-aeons]

Happy 24th birthday to the earliest known use of UwU

[sentimentalslut]

your honor my client should be at the club

[sentimentalslut]

i know what you’re thinking. ‘thank god this tumblr user isn’t an actual licensed attorney’. well bad news kids

[sentimentalslut]

[simcardiac-arrested]

umm yikes ok OP of the post you just reblogged is a tumblr user so i'd delete that if i were you

[virginiaisforhaters]

well considering the linear nature of time and aging id love to hear the alternative 

[virginiaisforhaters]

[thebiclub-deactivated20231228]

this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

[emperorclaudiusofficial]

[bo-an-aro]

“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire

[sullina]

you’re actually correct!

Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size

[detrout]

Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs

[devilishbirds]

guy who has never seen a girl: hey why is this table so tall and hot

guy afraid of horses: HAY?????

[devilishbirds]

I fucked up that was supposed to be grill

[papersasquatch]

Brand new sentences in the discord tonight

[allow-me-to-speak]

WRONG!

[gjengangeren]

[orcboxer]

target audience

[pusheen]

[frenzyarts]

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

[give-grian-rights]

-Mary Toft, 1726

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

Hold on I need to look something up

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

What

[give-grian-rights]

yeah. sorry