Probably some gay shit.

memes and dreams. Main blog!

[bougiebutchbinch]

ranking the best things I have had heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

"Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

(spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

[okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: ""[xxx], "Please remember that the patient is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

[another procedure where the patient couldn't be anaesthetised] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

[mangoeater1000-deactivated20201]

please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids

[captain-acab]

“le couple homosexuel interracial français milieu a vingt enfants” en fait c’est une erreur statistique. georgs d'enfants, qui habite dans une cave et adopte dix mille enfants chaque jour, est une donnée aberrante et il faudrait pas l’avoir compté

[anarqueer]

I don’t even speak French and I know what that paragraph says

[transboysgetknives]

“georgs d'enfants” how does it feel to be the funniest person here

[vaspider]

Supreme Court issues decision on Trump immunity case | CNN Politics

The Supreme Court issued a ruling on the blockbuster case about former President Donald Trump’s immunity claims. Follow here for the latest

I cannot stress enough how important it is that whatever you think of anything else, Trump Cannot Be President Again.

The "rip apart democracy and install an autocrat" group was not Ready for him in 2016. They didn't think he'd win.

They're ready now. They're teeing up for a second Trump president. Whatever your favorite current Thing, it would be worse under Trump, and it is not an exaggeration to say that they're going to try to make sure that they stay in power forever, by any means necessary.

SCOTUS basically just said, "If Trump sends the Army in to murder protestors, that's okay. If Trump assassinates a political rival with the armed forces of which he is the Commander In Chief, that's an official act, and there's no recourse."

Anything he can even vaguely justify as "an official act" - including installing people in the Justice Department to support his coup, including pressuring his VP to support his coup - is no longer a crime.

This isn't just me saying this, btw. Here's Robert Reich, lifelong public servant (and yes, dad of @samreich, since I know what's important to y'all):

Finally, the Republican-appointed justices have given a dangerous amount of discretion to presidents — broad enough, as Justice Sonia Sotomayor noted in her dissent, to protect presidents from prosecution for bribes and assassinations. A president already has the authority under the Insurrection Act to order troops into American streets. After today’s ruling, those troops would be under the command of a person who would almost certainly enjoy absolute immunity for the orders he gives them.

This is unbelievably terrifying.

[dduane]

More than.

This ruling is a loaded gun left on the steps of the White House. Better hope real hard that the next person elected President is one who has demonstrated by past in-office behavior that they are unlikely to use it... on you, and people you love.

Infinitely superior to "hoping real hard", though: register, make sure you stay registered, and vote. Because the warnings that "You may not get another chance..." are suddenly a lot less rhetorical.

[zillychu]

Biden isn't perfect, but if he loses, we are all irreversibly fucked.

Since the USA has a disgusting amount of global influence, this isn't a USA-only problem. There will be no Palestine, no Ukraine, no survivors. USAmericans will be gunned down in the streets for any level of protest.

If Biden loses, we will become a full-blown military dictatorship.

This is not a hyperbole, it's listed in the Republican manifesto. Look up Project 2025 if you haven't already.

Talk to your friends about this, make sure they're aware how important this election is. Even non-USAmerican friends. Even if you think "surely, they must know"--because we're facing even more psyops than ever before. They're weaponizing our sympathy for Palestine to say "oh but you should refrain from voting, to send Biden a message!". This is all coming from people who want Trump to be a dictator, and well-meaning but uniformed folk are parroting it.

Don't stop talking about this.

[beechou]

Laios985, jerma meshi, laios elbertson, delicious in jerma

[some-1one]

hese Hyalophora cecropia are the largest moths found in North America

[sourdough-seal]

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

[frankiedotbiz]

this video has invaded my brain

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

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[armed-saphire]

we’re not allowed to sing or play this video out loud at my house because it immediately ruins my dad’s whole day

[angeban]

hang in there Chilchuck

[sabertoothwalrus]

he's always like this wdym

[miyakuli]

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[valentina-poem]

[weather-n-calamity]

Bitch I don’t even know you. And you’re a deer.

[vvarhound]

[bold-embrace]

Natsume s7 in the fall I can’t wait 😭❤️

[podcastwizard]

dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you

"jesus christ" "who's that"

"this is just like (tv show/movie)" "that's my favorite play"

referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as "bards"

adding the word "fantasy" in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)

"how hurt are you" "on a scale of one to twenty-eight i'd say i'm at about a nine."

feel free to add more

[beaverwthachainsaw]

[robs-sideblobs]

I'm gonna make a post with all of the 'stick figure violence' adjacent images I have. if anyone knows any similar ones I'm missing PLEASE SEND ME THEM. I have an unhealthy obsession with them.

[robs-sideblobs]

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[footlongdingledong]

oh yeah here’s one I made a while back

[brightlydim]

@b0nkcreat

[quantroup]

I will be adding more in the next reblog

[quantroup]

More incoming :)

[quantroup]

I'm not done yet

[quantroup]

There might be still more (also i may upload some "cleaner versions" of other stuff)

[quantroup]

And that's it! You can reblog now :) I may also have semi-related stuff but that's all the pseudo-ragecomic reaction images i have

[retrodynamics]

this is the only thing I’ve drawn in two days

[tamarrud]

full fucking offence but for the past 70 days you all have literally seen israel attack hospitals time and time again, bomb residential buildings, flatten entire neighbourhoods, wipe out entire families, bomb places of worship, literally blow up schools, strike refugee camps, block food and aid trucks and cut fuel and water and cell communication off 2.8 million people......... and much more...

you've had the past 70 days of extensive documentation of our genocide. we have been screaming about it for 70 years!

you absolutely can no longer use the excuse of "I don't know enough". you absolutely cannot even lie about not being sure who the aggressor is. you absolutely cannot. we both know you're lying.