The Ramblings of a Writer

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[softestaries]

Violet Bridgerton is truly gods strongest soldier. Every season she tells one of her children they're in love and every season they scoff in her face before causing seven different scandals to reach the same conclusion.

[ghostcrypte]

All I could think about during this scene

[cuteycandycataclysm]

Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

[jazzapples3]

Who would win? A horse girl vs a reddit incel

[elvengifts]

if you ever live in rohan, be sure to banish your sexy nephew so he can save the day when you need it most

[tanoraqui]

in top ten decisions by the writers of War of the Rohirrim: going “okay, we can’t include a hobbit because canonically no one outside the northwest really knew those weird little guys existed before the events of Lord of the Rings…but we need to get that energy, so we WILL have a young man who is hobbit-shaped, both literally and narratively.”

[find-the-path]

Calenglad upon taking custody of Mordrambor:

[moist-astronaut]

the three genders are girl, bestie, and king

[fullmetalballchemist-deactivate]

[frodo-with-glasses]

“YOU COULDN’T HAVE TOLD ME THAT EARLIER??”

- Eomer, probably

[benevolentvulture]

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Jolene by Dolly Parton except it’s playing downstairs while you’re laying up in the loft of a cabin listening to the thunder and rain hitting the roof tiles above you

[lucidus-ordo]

people always tell me “oh but you always reread the same three books” like yeah bitch i stole my personality from them sometimes i need to brush up on the details

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Thranduil: How did you find me?

Gandalf: With the combined effort of tracking your unique magical  aura, and a few helpful eyewitness accounts—

Bard: We put “bitch” in the GPS and it lead us right to you.

[mothermishy]

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

[aragornswife]

Boromir: So, onto to plan B.

Legolas: Technically, this is plan H.

Frodo: How many plans do you have? Like, is there a plan S?

Aragorn: Yes, but we lose Pippin in plan S.

Gandalf: I like plan S.

[shakesy-p]

Jane Seymour: do you ever want to talk about your story catherine?

Catherine Parr: no

Anne Boleyn: i do

Jane: i know anne

Anne: i was beheaded

Jane: i know anne

[mothwench-deactivated20210610]

Me: hey pass the aux

Friend: you're not going to play the sea shanty playlist again right

Me: *removes my comically large pirate hat* what gave you that idea-

[scottishoctopus]

I've got nothing against Blackbeard fans, but he is a very boring character.

A good theme in the movie though.