*SIGH*

I’m just gay and tired of life | Latina | Slytherin | gay af

[jodalovesstuff]

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

[moonlight-mery]

Let’s take a look at it one more time

[bitternest]

Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is

[postmarxed]

👀

[tyrala1]

[feral4catra]

[denisarose]

Idk who she is but waw this made me gayer

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Sometimes I think “What if I’m not bi? What if I’m some confused straight girl who just likes the idea of women?” then I see stuff like this and instantly go “On God, I’m so fucking gay,”

[dashaibo]

But only men are capable of objectifying, right?

[loonadevil]

off yourself

[dashaibo]

Off me yourself, coward

[kayrowsyrup]

@loonadevil

Angry cause dasha hit the nail on the head?

[giveme-yourhand]

Okay but I can go from the most innocent little shit who’s scared to kiss you to slamming you against the wall and making out with you in a public restroom

[gaypeopletwitter]

[inmyglory]

[nipsydipsy]

I need this in my life

[oceano-de-letras]

Te equivocaste,

yo jamás te pondría a elegir entre lo que amas

te equivocaste,

mucho menos te lo prohibiría,

te equivocaste,

yo soy mejor persona

o por lo menos yo sí lo intento ser,

así que te equivocaste.

Chica reemplazable

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

[moulinluge]

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

ask a lesbian

[triplepoints]

[tempusfuckingfugit-deactivated2]

this is never not funny

[ships-n-dip]

[instantthoughts]

Why be mean to other people when you can be mean to yourself

[pure-self-deprecation]

[daily-self-depreciation]

[daily-self-depreciation]

[amber--555]

present me: *procrastinating* i can do this all day

future me: *sighs* i know

[oceano-de-letras]

Tengo muchos problemas como cualquier otro adolescente, pero para mí son suficientes para hacer decaer mi estado de ánimo.

CosmicBoy.

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

[moldychesee]

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

[beckyhop]

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

[visionssofgideon]

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

[onceuponamirror]

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

[piedude]

Irish recipes:

[astrangertomykin]

i realised there was no gender neutral for “my sister from another mister” or “brother from another mother” and so I present to you all “my sib from another crib”

[catgirlwarrior]

I love it

[loveliest--dream]

My bitch from the same ditch

[astrangertomykin]

this is the funniest addition ever omg

[bawlingarchive]

i’ll buy tumblr. how much is it worth, like five bucks or what

[thewritingrealm]

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

[ezzydean]

# my favourite part about this post # is that nowhere does it say to reblog this # but we’re all reblogging it # because if we have to suffer # so do other writers