hii so i saw ur requests are open (thank god) so could i request hcs bruno x f!reader who is in passione and is like bubbly, clumsy and flirty (with cheesy pick up lines) and see how reader tries to rizz up bruno? and bruno's reaction to her flirting with other people too, thank you 🥹🥹
゛freek'n you
synopsis : passione member! reader who has a flirty and overall extroverted personality x bruno
contains : corny pick up lines (💔) , unestablished relationship (lowkey reader and bruno have a big fat crush on each other though😳😳)
shay yap : im so unoriginal with the title im DONE. also i lowkey saw this request as reader trying to court bruno but theyre both just unserious as hell🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ if this isnt what you wantwd im sorry anon🙁
— bruno thinks it's just your personality, you think your pick up lines are.. sort of working?
— okay i don't think bruno would be completely oblivious, like yes there's a suspicion every now and then that you might be serious. but it's hard to believe that when you say things like:
— "if you were a triangle.. you'd be acute one"
— "are you a bank loan? cause you have my interest"
— bruno is probably a traditional guy at heart and will never understand the appeal of cheap pick up lines like that, so he just brushes it off as a joke
— when he's feeling a little bold about his crush on you, he'll show you how to really speak with charm
— "doesn't your gorgeous mouth ever get tired of saying such nonsense? your lips are better off with a glass of wine, preferrably with me, no?"
— he has more game than you and will NOT hesitate to show it off when the right time comes
— narancia is your wingman when you run out of corny things to say to bruno, the kid might be bad at math but his imagination is crazy as hell
— but you don't take his advice anymore after he told you to say "are you the titanic? cause all my seamen are about to evacuate" 😭😭
— since you're practically a natural social butterfly, most of the time in undercover missions, you're the one being sent out
— charming mafia bosses for info? feeding into the egos of random land owners and nepo babies? yea you've got it in the bag
— bruno trusts you enough to be able to handle it alone, but for 'safety' most of the time another member will be sitting around nearby.
— except, you do find it a bit strange that the other member is mostly him unless he has other business to attend to
— his jealousy is so subtle it's as if it's not there, he's really good at hiding it
— like, unless you were delusional enough, most of the time you just mistake it for his naturally protective instincts.
— which is exactly why NEITHER of you have picked up on the fact that you like each other 💀
— bruno believes you're just born to be flirtatious, you think his tendency to stay nearby is just protection– like he does with everybody else, right?
— just imagine him patching you up after a mission and you're beaten up and grinning so wide "have i ever told you i have a thing for nurses?"
— and he just looks up at you with an amused huff "not even a beaten lip will stop you from your antics?"
— when he's done with the alcohol and bandages, he'll whisper behind you as he helps you get back on your feet.
— "be more careful next time, cara"
— you have a meeting with mista and narancia that night about what bruno just did and they tell you as a joke he calls everyone cara
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? ugh, i was so.. so.. i was falling in love right then and there!" You whined while narancia and mista sat criss cross across you
"Yep, sorry [Name], it didn't mean anything" mista adds salt to the wound while narancia giggles like a maniac, this might be the cruelest prank ever done in the universe.
— now, lets skip forward to an evening after a long grueling morning mission. sun setting and an orange glow on the streets
— you all are mostly unwinding, giorno, fugo and trish wandering off somewhere while abbacchio followed behind you, bruno, mista and narancia ever so slowly.
— "bruno, are you okay?" you piped up, and he looks at you instantly, curious "of course i am, why wouldn't i be?"
— "it's just that– oh well, this question might be stupid now that i think of it.. but you didn't call the ice cream clerk cara!"
— awkward silence, mista and narancia slowing their steps, remembering they forgot to say that was just a joke about bruno calling everybody that..
— ".. why would i call her that?" he murmured with a raised eyebrow, the smile still there.. but hesitant.
— "oh! don't you call everybody that? like.. a casual endearment you know?"
— "no.. [name] i don't." "oh"
— you leave the romantic scenery of naples and bruno to scramble after narancia and mista who have made their exit after realizing you might actually kill them for this.
— "i know DAMN well you didn't just lie to me, GET BACK HERE I AM NOT DONE". you call out after the two of them, not only embarrassing yourself infront of bruno, but discovering he only called you that!
— "STOP STOP STOP ITS JUST A JOKE PLEASE WE'RE SORRY!" "who is WE?? i'm not involved in this at all totally!"
bonus:
— "Number 6, I'll give you a piece of ham if you tell me where mista and narancia are" You bribe his stand, which got left behind here for some reason. The tiny yellow thing nervous and looking back and forth
When you present the goods, it immediately opens its mouth "They're there! At that store! Go go gimme my meat!" It snitches, and you hand it the ham for it to gobble up
shay yap : i genuinely dont know how to make long head canons bruh, i dont want my posts to be shortslop either💔 i hate this post
Hi!! I loved ur bruno fisch fic🥹🥹 if reqs are open could i request diu (josuke, okuyasu, koichi, rohan and whoever else you'd like!) playing horror games? I recently got into demonology on roblox its so funn😭😭 thanks!!
— do NOT call the ghost busters . ✶ ֹ
synopsis : playing demonology with the diu cast
contains : literally idk how to categorize this, crack, and fluff but like.. everyone here is unhinged. unestablished relationship (can be platonic or romantic!)
shay yap : FIRST REQUEST WE ALL CHEERED (yes WE all cheered) also i dont play demonology💔 all my info abt the game is based off of the other ghost games i've played (paranormica / blair)😭😭
゛josuke higashikata ˎˊ˗
— gets the concept of the game quickly, he just doesn't wanna take it seriously because he thinks "it can't be that bad"
— he likes irritating the ghost by asking it questions via spirit box, even when you're telling him to STOP.
— starts getting a little scared when he hears it singing💔
— tried juking the monster when it started hunting instead of going to a locker and he felt GENUINE fear when the thing got him
— lets you handle the job of actually getting evidence while he just follows you around
— REFUSES to go to any kind of basement, literally, he's seen enough movies to know you both are not going out of there unscathed.
— still follows you down though cause he doesn't wanna be alone upstairs
— you closed the locker on him right as he was about to go in when a hunt started and he has never pressed the leave button so damn fast.
" josuke where did you go😭??"
"this game is garbage, let's play natural disaster or something else.."
— you don't tell him the game mode was on easy for his sake
゛okuyasu nijimura ˎˊ˗
— scared, but like, also not scared at the same time..??
— "WATCH ME BEAT THIS IN 5 MINUTES EZ" quickly turns into "wait.. we have to hide..😭"
— surprisingly useful for like a good few minutes because he isn't scared of exploring the house even if the lights turn off
— doesn't know how to use ANY of the items so you need to yell at him to drop the emf reader since his greedy ass took everything at the truck
— he just does random bs instead of doing any evidence finding and ends up losing ALL his energy (he keeps starting hunts because of that and it's so annoying)
— you just tell him to stay in a closet because at this point you might aswell just play solo
— gets into dumb fights with you about what kind of ghost it is
"BRO IT HAD HORNS IT'S A DEMON TRUST"
"THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS??"
"are you trying to tell me demons don't have horns."
"okuyasu i swear i will sacrifice you to the ghost if you keep talking"
゛rohan kishibe ˎˊ˗
— is not scared at all but will occasionally jerk back at the loud ass sound effects
— like come on, the GREAT rohan kishibe is not scared of some dumb ghost finding game
— called the ghost a bitch in the chat when it wouldn't stop throwing stuff around the house (it got tagged)
— he's actually.. not that bad at the game at all
— but because of that he makes it a challenge on who finds the ghost room first??
— you two have definitely argued about who takes certain equipment💀
— will yell at you if he agrees with your guess and it ends up being wrong
"i literally told you it was a demon"
"?? this is your fault you lost the crucifix so i couldn't have known"
"I SAID I PUT IT IN THE BATHROOM??!"
"WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT IT IN THE BATHROOM IF THE GHOST ROOM IS THE KITCHEN??"
゛koichi hirose ˎˊ˗
— the only one out of the 4 who's not only useful but won't crash out on you
— probably took you guys 40 minutes to finish your first run because he insists on finding more evidence instead of making a guess between the last 2 ghost types
— when literally nothing happens you end up needing to google "demonology evidences"
— he gets scared quick though so sometimes you'll find him pretending to be afk in the closet😭😭
— the ghost locked the door just as he was about to go outside the house and you swear you've never heard him scream so loud
— takes you two a while to grasp onto the concept but after that it just turns into a grinding session once he gets over the fear
—
shay yap : lets all ignore how short koichi's is (just like him✌️) also if you made it this far REQUEST. REQUEST NOW. NOW. DO IT NOW🤬🤬
the bruno fisch fic immediately gained you a new follower bro. it made me giggle i love how silly it is we need more writers like you ❤️ (and if you don't mind i probably will request in the future)
literally like why are there no jjba fics on how they would play adopt me or somethign..💔
i miss writing for blue lock but all that is in my head is jojos but im scared to write for jojos cause what if i mischaracterize them but but but but i need to write my soul cries out to the keyboard and yearns to be heard but but but but but ,,,,,,,,,,,,
synopsis : you teach your capo how to play fisch on roblox, that's it, that's the plot
contains : unestablished relationship (can be platonic or romantic iguess, but you are in bucci gang) set in 2025 bcz roblox was a baby when it was golden wind, but like.. they're on the trish mission thingy. this is short by the way but like not short enough to be a drabble u get me right
shay yap: i cannot believe this is my first written work i do for jojos, i was js playing the game and got reminded of bruno this isnt funny i see him in everything.
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You found Bruno slouched over on the hideout's couch, the toll of being chased and endless split second decisions stripping him away from the usual control he held onto tightly.
When was the last time you've seen your own boss this tired?
Truthfully, he always seemed tired, how could anyone not be with the new weight of a new title and the responsibility of keeping a highly wanted target hidden and alive?
So you simply do what you do best, distract.
Settling beside his unmoving, yet slumped posture on the sofa. You wear a grin in anticipation of your idea.
"Bucciarati," you pipe up, his head pushing itself up from muscle memory of always being called out by someone in the group. "Have you ever heard of roblox?"
He groans at the familiar name, he is very much acquainted with that app, through Narancia and Mista of course.
"Bucciarati, PLEASE! we beg of you to let us use your credit card just this once!"
"Yes yes! This game we're playing is rigged !! We need the gamepass PLEASEPLEASEPLEA–"
He forces the memory of their nagging for "robux" out of his mind, could you be here to just ask him for some? God no, this day is tiring enough.
"Yes," he grumbles, lifting an arm to cover his eyes even though the lights above didn't glare all that bad. "Please, do not ask me for robux."
You cant help but laugh at that, already having a feeling why he felt the need to prepare for such specific request. You shake your head and reply,
"No, I'm above begging for some e-currency." you are, as a matter of fact, not above begging. One of your core memories with this gang is playing with Mista while begging and harassing people on 'please donate'.
But you don't mention that, you have an idea to explore now. "Anyways, would you wanna try playing Fisch, Bucciarati?" You ask the million dollar question, waiting to see if your boss has any thinning patience left for these antics.
".. Fisch?" He peeks from his blocked gaze, trying to assume the game concept from that name alone. "Is it.. perhaps a fishing game?"
"Yes it is! Come, I'll teach you" you pat at the empty space you respectfully left between you and Bruno on the sofa, an excited smile. Is he really agreeing to this??
"I think I of all people hardly need to learn how to fish on a game," He teases, yet pushes himself up and sits next to you. Shoulder to shoulder, "But go ahead anyway."
—
You helped make Bruno his first ever roblox account, and thus 'capo_bucci' was born. Since someone unfortunately already claimed 'capobucci' for some reason.
"C'mon join me" you usher, and he looks confused, squinting at the default light mode and freshness of a new account.
".. How?"
"Bro– I mean Bucciarati, just press my circle icon and that blue button to join." You nearly recoil at the fact that you called your boss 'bro'.
Since Bruno's phone is untouched except for basic social media, he loads in with high graphics immediately. The usually normal looking background shiny and detailed, as his uncustomized avatar spawned in.
"Okay okay, wait– c'mere just follow me." You instruct, your own avatar circling his and jumping on his head before taking him to some shoreline.
"Pull out your fishing rod in your inventory, on the bottom." He follows, his avatar now wielding it.
"Then?" He asks, curious to see how this game captures the true mechanics of fishing. Could this simulator possibly be accurate? Probably not.
"Just.. tap the water and wait" you guide him, leaning over to his screen before pressing it for him. His avatar throwing back the hook and into the sea with dramatic flair. Yea, no he shouldn't have had high hopes.
The minigame for catching fish begins and you assist Bruno through it, he catches onto it after the first attempt failed because this literally has no correlation to true fishing. There is no bar to keep inside a whitespace, no tapping.
You guys lounge on the same spot for a while, he catches mostly small boring tiny trout. Then after he catches enough, you lead him to where you sell it and where to get better fishing rods.
While he's scrolling past his budget, he finds a rod that has an aura, and a rod that has WINGS?? He actually looks baffled for a man who has seen so much.
"Not once in my life have I ever seen a fishing rod require wings." He states the obvious with a shake of his head, and you find it difficult to keep a straight face.
"Just wait until you see how big the fish can be.."
Through the next few hours, you follow him as he goes through the basics of catching, selling, and buying. Pretty uneventful until some random strides past with a fish held up atleast 50x the size of your avatars.
"What is this monstrosity? Why is the fish nearly as big as a hill?" He complains, following the person eagerly before typing in the chatbox.
capo_bucci: Why is your fish so big? This is absurd.
jayed_19292: gng js sy/fm atp 😂
capo_bucci: sei ridicolo, dai alla pesca una reputazione umoristica. (you're ridiculous, you give fishing a humorous reputation) capo_bucci: #### ### ##### # ##
jayed_19292: sorry i dont speak tags 💀💀💀💀
Bruno, in all his gentlemanly glory leaves the kid and the argument behind even as it proceeds to follow him and call him a noob. Forcing you both to server hop
Unfortunately, you end up joining Narancia forgetting that you had him added.
tupac_my_king: BRO [name] LOOK WHAT I GOT LOLL
whatsa[name]: folk😭😭😭 im crine😭😭😭whatsa[name]: look at the server list do you see anyone familiar👀
tupac_my_king: IS THAT BUCCIARATI WHY IS HE HERE
capo_bucci: Didn't i tell you to go to bed early because you're gonna get the grocceries tommorow morning???
tupac_my_king: The grind never ends🐎🐎🐎🐎🐴🐴🐴🐴🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜 tupac_my_king: yo wait why i hear footsteps outside😂✌️?
Your night of bonding with Bruno is cut short when Narancia is discovered playing Fisch aswell, hiding his phone underneath the pillow with the blanket covering him and the blue light.
"Bucciarati! Wait! Please let me get this one and im DONE for tonight! I swear!!!"
shay yap: my first jojos work kinda nervous gulp😂 if this reaches anybody my reqs are open.. give.. ideas.. pls..
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