[sisyphusshrugged]

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[lolt64]

bad news about the boulder everyone

[aaays-and-bees]

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[homemeansthehills]

Honestly it's not that bad as it sounds. It takes the eagles about 2 hours to get to my liver and another 2 to eat it. The whole ordeal is over by one and I've got the afternoon to myself.

[jack-os-5d]

american workers defending capitalism 

[balkanbruiser]

No American worker has the afternoon to themselves

[spaceshipoftheseus]

The eagle shows up on time? Every day? I don’t have to wrangle conflicting calendars and chase the eagle down? Incredible

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

I think LGBT people need to be meaner again

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

this has only been up for like 3 hours i think we have a consensus

[socialistexan]

[anxietyproblem]

[toshio]

true tumblr war veterans remember: follow forevers, blog rates, tumblr crushes, accent challenges

[toshio]

people years ago would send asks and be like “rate my blog pls” it was absolutely sick and twisted

[crazyexdaily]

[venomousviolets]

[plastic-pipes]

thinking about them

[getlitaesthetic]

Today my wife texted me this, and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was “an urgent message”.

[fairydropart]

Mushroom hug

FAQ | Speedpaint

[stars-bean]

Hercules (1997) dir. Ron Clements and John Musker

[rainydayscore]

what???

[zillion-ronald-manus]

[blackpyrefly]

having fried sex with my southern wife

[bunniope]

having poutine sex with my canada wife

[rnavka]

having great sex with both your wives

[blackpyrefly]

we are each others wifes idiot

[rnavka]

well thanks for having me

[lizardsister]

genuinely the funniest news headline ive ever seen

[iamthecutestofborg]

I don't know what this means but I get it

[me-nikish]

[tampire]

1x06 / 1x02

[frownyalfred]

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man...he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

[welshronin]

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred: