She's got girl balls

[matthias-miller]

I guess I should introduce myself right? I’m Matthias.

[nirvanaboneville]

Nice to meet you Matthias. I'm Nirvana.

[realisticfantasist]

Stoned in Paradise.

[jackdanielsbutt]

If I weren’t on the show, I would totally be a lion tamer. ‘Cause I’m the animal whisperer. Don’t tell anyone though, it’s a secret.

[nirvanaboneville]

Sounds good. Maybe you can add the "animal whisperer" to your curriculum. Don't worry, I'll be as silent as a graveyard. 

[themarissaharrison]

Much appreciated. Marissa. Marissa Harrison.

[nirvanaboneville]

Nice to meet you Marissa, I'm Nirvana. Nirvana Boneville.

[natesup]

Come on, youre not that bad. You cant be worse than me anyway.

[nirvanaboneville]

I promise, If you dance worse than me I will give you an award.

[hayden-barnes-deactivated201408]

Well, you only just got here, it’d be a bit of a waste to watch you walk away again. I’m Hayden, welcome to the show.

[nirvanaboneville]

Yeah, maybe I should do both. Nice to meet you Hayden, I'm Nirvana. 

[derek-morris-blog]

At least you admitted that your bad, saved my breath. 

[nirvanaboneville]

Well, I know when to make fun of myself.

[lxvepotions]

Yeah.. I think that’s him. I’m a horrible person.

[nirvanaboneville]

Don't worry, you made me win a carrot donut! I'm going to clean the stain and he'll buy me one.

[nateomalley-deactivated20140828]

I didn’t even know there was such a thing called a carrot donut. Whichever place I can afford I shall get you one.

[nirvanaboneville]

No need to be fancy. Thank you. I'll make your shirt look like a new one.

[lxvepotions]

I don’t know.. Does he have dark hair? Kinda tall? I don’t know if his name is Blake or not.

[nirvanaboneville]

Yeah. He's dark haired, tallish, with a bit of stubble and probably a grumpy face since his shirt just got a massive stain.

[lxvepotions]

I can’t even tell you how worse that is. Or anyone around me carrying it honestly. I even bumped into a guy today who was holding coffee. It spilled all over him.

[nirvanaboneville]

This guy from the programme, I think he's called Blake, he got coffee spilled all over him. Was it you? Because if it was I'm going to have a laugh attack.

[nateomalley-deactivated20140828]

Carrot doughnut?

[nirvanaboneville]

Yes, a carrot doughnut. It can be from anywhere you like, a dunkin doughnuts, krispy kreme, you choose.

[lxvepotions]

I think o should be too. I think I should be banned from walking in general. That way anyone in a mile radius of me is safe.

[nirvanaboneville]

Even more when you carry some kind of drink or beverage that can spill right? 

[themarissaharrison]

Contain your new found love for me. I know it’s hard.

[nirvanaboneville]

Don't worry, I'll do my best to not go all fangirl over you.

[nateomalley-deactivated20140828]

And what is that?

[nirvanaboneville]

Buy me a carrot doughnut.

[lxvepotions]

Did a hot guy trip over you after? Because that happened. Its a horrible life.

[nirvanaboneville]

Yes, it happened. But I should be banned from planes, trains, buses, anything where you have to stand while it moves. 

[nateomalley-deactivated20140828]

I might have to do that and figure out a good cheap way to get my shirt clean. Cause the last thing I need is people thinking I am a slob.

[nirvanaboneville]

I can help you if you want. I used to wash all my family's clothes since I was younger. But you'll have to get me something.