Big Bellies!

24 He/Him I adore bellies of all kinds and now we're here! Feel free to ask me anything formerly aliens-excite

[troutreznor]

https://blinkies.cafe

[infestuous]

this post really attracted the lamest people in the fucking world

[fridgegrizz]

Injecting a boy with T just for him to find out weeks later how helplessly horny it makes you he'd be up texting me in the middle of the night all pent up and pathetically grinding his pillow telling me how much he needs my dick... might just have to oblige.

[gardenxkisses]

Wishing financial freedom, good sex, laughter and perfectly seasoned food for everyone reading this

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[sheikahfication]

Missionary but you’re wearing a collar and I’m pulling that thing hard as fuck

[filmphotofranz]

[lakemojave]

I failed to notice the original tweet below and i just assumed this post was just about the artistic process in general, not nsfw art specifically, and just accepted that yeah sometimes you gotta rub that thang till the job is done

[virtualgirladvance]

honestly just a good mindset in any creative endeavour

[b-nnyy]

call a puppy "good boy" once and his tails going 100 mph and he's drooling on his knees whimpering at your pants zipper

[werecreature-addicted]

saying things like "werewolf" "mating press" and "sucking on their tongue" to try and obfuscate the fact that i am romanticizing kissing in missionary. AGAIN.

[depsidase]

[punkiefart]

Leaf your leaves on the ground (no, seriously.) They provide so much for bugs, places to lay eggs places to hibernate. This comic does a great job at showing WHY we don't see our little friends as often, because our systems and social expectations are anti-earth and anti-life. Don't eradicate your friends (maybe just that one) let the leaves lay

[mewvore]

coach for a youth sports team in 2025: okay so your dna analysis chromosome tests came in and it shows that its difficult to definitively determine your sex so we're going to trace back your family tree and count how many men and women are on there and the gender with the lowest number of people will be the one you are, it'll be like the nba draft

[writers-solace]

I don't think Tolkien is a good fantasy writer because he scored the highest at some objective Best Fantasy Book Test that every fantasy writer has to take, I think he's a good fantasy writer because he created a world based on things that he was interested in. I feel like a lot of fantasy writers think that they need to create a whole language for their world because Tolkien did and obviously his books are the best so they have to emulate him, but Tolkien did that because he was a linguistics nerd. I think the lesson to be learned from him is not that you have to include elves and deep history and new languages, but that you have to write endlessly about the things you are a huge nerd about and use those things to create your fantasy world

[greatbigbellies]

I think a piece of why the whole "being heavily pregnant while doing completely normal things" fantasy appeals so much is because being visibly very pregnant, in ideal situations at least, invites kindness. And even as someone who sometimes struggles accepting kindness outright, I can rationalize "oh, they're being nice because obviously I'm pregnant and they want to make my life easier", which is super easy to justify even when directed toward me.

I'm pushing thirty so if I looked pregnant, I'd be very mom coded. I'd by no means be entitled to any special treatment, but the occasional seat on the bus or extra free sample would likely be because I'm visibly pregnant. And sometimes it's just nice to imagine being treated tenderly and sweetly by random strangers when I'm running errands.

[femalegazeforpregnancy]

As someone whose pretty sure they don’t wanna have kids in this lifetime IRL because of the state of the world, (and whose friends would probably be surprised af about the kink) another part is the safety and security of having someone there and taking care of you during your most vulnerable time. Having the closeness and trust to let someone change your body in such a massive way. Having the reliability of someone who would take care of you when you can’t take care of yourself. Someone who’s attracted to every single version of you even when you don’t feel attractive. The security that comes with a respectful and loving partner who wants to care for you in the most vulnerable state they can put you in.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[silverslipstream]

Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes

[root-muncher]

These two are constantly on the verge of HR violations, I swear.

Needed to do the alt with his stomach squishing up against her because just thinking about it made me feel feral.

Definitely makes Josie feel feral.

[inthejunipergrove]

"God puppy, I just tease you for a little bit and you're already grinding against my leg like an animal in heat? You're so fucking pathetic it's almost cute."

"Did you really just start grinding faster? Are you getting off to being called pathetic? Oh my god you are... such a sweet and pathetic mutt getting off to --"

"Did you really just cum? From that? You fucking came from me calling you pathetic didn't you? God puppy you're lucky you're so cute. Why did you stop? I never said you could stop grinding against me. I need to get off and I want a show from a pathetic puppy like you."

[insipidorange]

Getting ready for a wedding……. and wine-filled Kitty has to wait until afterwards to jump Bunny…

[messengerofmechs]

Hey everyone. There's a new youtube feature that rolled out just yesterday that's raising some privacy concerns.

Expanding ways to share on YouTube

People in the U.S., U.K., Brazil, and Singapore can now share videos and chat with friends directly within the YouTube app. The update bring

This post talks about a new DM feature in youtube. What it fails to mention is that as part of this new feature is that when you send someone a link to a video, and they open it in the youtube app, they will see who sent them the link. Specifically, your channel name.

If your google account name is your real name, so is your channel name by default.

This means the new default behavior is that everyone you send a youtube link to will see your full name if they open it in the mobile app.

To turn this off:

Go to your youtube app settings

Go to Privacy

Turn off "Channel visibility for shared links"

Trimming the source id (the stuff after the '?' in links) will also prevent this from happening.