"Nothing is exactly as it seems."

Christina. 28. Iowa. Lesbian. Chronically awkward.

[theoreocat]

The Pudding Monster 👻🎃

[anxietyproblem]

[soljua-deactivated20180215]

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

[tcrmentedpcwer]

Always this

[amphitritie]

i miss last summer when everyone was playing pokémon go that was so nice it felt like everyone was happy

[shmoo06]

To the Men Catcalling my Girlfriend as I’m Walking Beside Her

[shmoo06]

I saw this poem live tonight, and it’s fucking amazing.  “So far all you’ve shown me is that your voicebox is a rubik’s cube you couldn’t get right even if you peeled the fucking stickers off.”

[thatchronicfeeling]

“But any feminist who has ever taken the high road will tell you - the high road gets backed up and sometimes we need to take a detour straight through the belly of uncensored rage.”

— Andrea Gibson, ‘To The Men Catcalling My Girlfriend As I’m Walking Beside Her’

[onlytwitterpics]

[ultrastamp-moving-deactivated20]

two women: lived together in a cottage for their whole adult lives, never married men, stayed like this until they died

historians:

[beautynthemoonlight-deactivated]

[cimness]

LOOK AT GWENDOLINE ON THE FAR LEFT

[winterpunk]

#there’s so much going on here I don’t even know where to start

[emotrashkylo-deactivated2020102]

Somebody please draw this but in their characters, please

[franzkafkagf]

YES PLEASE

[plastic-knives-and-forks-deacti]

i did the thing

[thebestoftumbling]

News anchor laughs at the name of a pig

[ruinedchildhood]

[reservedvomit-deactivated201501]

oh the nineties

[forsciencejohn]

i know right that dress is terrible

[ladybender]

...Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

[themadcapmathematician]

This is the first time ive seen this meme used and it wasnt only in character but also literally sounds like actual dialogue from the series itd paired with

[spartaku17]

I read this in their voices and IT SOUNDS SO NATURAL

[just-shower-thoughts]

The real struggle is needing your glasses to find your glasses.

[frozen-felix]

[vergeangst]

Why can’t I stop watching this

[vergeangst]

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

[xxfluffypandazxx]

He l p m e

[vergeangst]

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

White privilege in full display.

[distinguishedbaloney]

[three-eyed-bat-deactivated20181]

Regular things being explained in weird ways is my favorite thing ever.

[paprika]