Nitrogen's blog :3

Nitrogen, the cute catto that always loves ice cream, cold drinks and gardening! :3 Don't call me a suffocating element, please... Blog is run by @rhythmbunny256 Other blogs - @cyanjsab, @copper-elementcattos

[nitrogencatto]

Haaai!

Hello! It's me, Nitrogen, the catto that is always ready for gardening, loves to go out for cold drinks, and absolutely, absolutely loves ice cream.

Yes. One time I did eat so much of it that I passed out, but don't worry, I woke up a few minutes later, with an intense core freeze, that is...

Another member of the beautiful Sponch group, along with my fellow Oxy, who I often try to control from her mischief, but, sometimes she really is too insane for me... hehe...

Anyways, want some ice cream? My Ice cream store is open from 8 AM to 10 PM in GMT-6! We can also have a chat while you're over there. I love hanging out with other cattos and people!

Want some ice cream?

(OOC): Out of Character

OOC: Yep, I wasn't kidding when I said I would create another blog when my Physics IB Exams were over. And now they are, so, new blog that I had been anticipating for 5 days is now here, and it's none other than Nitrogen herself :3

Blog is run by @rhythmbunny256, this being my 3rd roleplay blog, along with @copper-elementcattos and @cyanjsab

[vilyothecabbit]

am I the only one realizing something is wrong

Mmm... I'm not seeing the thing...

[idontknowmoth]

you dont see hydrogen is blue

[sadneodymium445566]

what's wrong with you why are you blue!?

[nitrogencatto]

@hydrogens-blogis why you blue like me and Oxy?

[phosphorusec]

her pink evaporated

see the pink mist?

[nitrogencatto]

Oh, so now it's blue hydrogen?

[nitrogencatto]

Or is it a compound? Like ammonia?

[vilyothecabbit]

am I the only one realizing something is wrong

Mmm... I'm not seeing the thing...

[idontknowmoth]

you dont see hydrogen is blue

[sadneodymium445566]

what's wrong with you why are you blue!?

[nitrogencatto]

@hydrogens-blogis why you blue like me and Oxy?

[phosphorusec]

her pink evaporated

see the pink mist?

[nitrogencatto]

Oh, so now it's blue hydrogen?

[vilyothecabbit]

am I the only one realizing something is wrong

Mmm... I'm not seeing the thing...

[idontknowmoth]

you dont see hydrogen is blue

[sadneodymium445566]

what's wrong with you why are you blue!?

[nitrogencatto]

@hydrogens-blogis why you blue like me and Oxy?

[nitrogencatto]

soon

uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?

[phosphorusec]

You really need to make sure to take care of that thing

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

Like, the plants?

[phosphorusec]

yes that is what I meant

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

should I go get the pruning shears?

[phosphorusec]

depends how big they are.

[nitrogencatto]

Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...

[phosphorusec]

But you are literally made of fertilizer.

[nitrogencatto]

I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!

[phosphorusec]

(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)

If you say so…

[nitrogencatto]

Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!

*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*starts walking towards you*

snip snip…

[nitrogencatto]

*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…this is going to save you…

[nitrogencatto]

I already told you! This plant can't grow!

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]

[phosphorusec]

Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!

Be careful with those things!

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…let me save lotusgirl…

[phosphorusec]

Over my melted body!

Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…sometimes sacrifices are needed…

[phosphorusec]

Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*

[phosphorusec]

What am I, Calcium?

What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?

Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*lunges onto you and starts sawing you apart with the bonesaw*

[phosphorusec]

EAT FLAMES!…wait a second.

(Fire from phosphorus gets on oxygen, rapidly spreading the fire across the scene)

[nitrogencatto]

*facepalms and starts flying everywhere, dousing the fire with Nitrogen (aka herself) to put it out*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…I could help you, if only you stood still…

[nitrogencatto]

What do you mean? I'm putting out the fire that you're leaving everywhere!

[sulfur-elementcattos]

*Slithers into scene*

Hewwo! Hey... What'sssss going on here? Why issss @phosphorusec fighting? And why issss @oxygenfromelementcattos on fire?

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…my name is not oxygen. it is “Thy Doctor”…

[phosphorusec]

Okay Oxygen. I will remember to not call you Oxygen, Oxygen.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…you must be referring to someone else…

…I am Thy Doctor…

[nitrogencatto]

Alright Oxy, shush it with the doctor thing, you're already trapped inside Sulfur.

[sulfur-elementcattos]

Now, @phosphorusec and Nitro, what should I do with this fella?

[phosphorusec]

AM-PU-LE! AM-PU-LE!

[sulfur-elementcattos]

*while holding Oxy with her body, Sulfur slithers to a storage area, pulls out a large ampule and returns back with Nitro and Phosphy*

The public hassss sssspoken!

[phosphorusec]

Oxy-IN! Oxy-IN!

[sulfur-elementcattos]

*Shoves @oxygenfromelementcattos into the ampule and puts a tight cork on top*

Tadaaa :3

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

[I pull out a strangle liquid that dissolves the wall of the ampule]

…i am not that easy to dispose of…

[sulfur-elementcattos]

*The ampule has a thin coating of a strange material that prevents the wall from dissolving*

*with a suddenly clear and honestly quite scary voice, almost like Brimstone* And the scientists also made sure that you weren't easy to miss trying to escape...

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…Do you think I fear you?

Do you think I have any fears?

Do you think I have the capability FOR fear?

I can always escape, always come back, always find a way.

I WILL heal you. At any cost.

*starts rolling the ampule towards the window*

[phosphorusec]

(I heat up the wall of the ampule, forming a flat spot and stopping you dead in your tracks)

(In a condescending tone) Awwwww….is the little fireboy being edgy?

[nitrogencatto]

*Nitro can't help but giggle at the condescending tone*

[nitrogencatto]

soon

uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?

[phosphorusec]

You really need to make sure to take care of that thing

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

Like, the plants?

[phosphorusec]

yes that is what I meant

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

should I go get the pruning shears?

[phosphorusec]

depends how big they are.

[nitrogencatto]

Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...

[phosphorusec]

But you are literally made of fertilizer.

[nitrogencatto]

I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!

[phosphorusec]

(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)

If you say so…

[nitrogencatto]

Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!

*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*starts walking towards you*

snip snip…

[nitrogencatto]

*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…this is going to save you…

[nitrogencatto]

I already told you! This plant can't grow!

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]

[phosphorusec]

Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!

Be careful with those things!

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…let me save lotusgirl…

[phosphorusec]

Over my melted body!

Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…sometimes sacrifices are needed…

[phosphorusec]

Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*

[phosphorusec]

What am I, Calcium?

What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?

Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*lunges onto you and starts sawing you apart with the bonesaw*

[phosphorusec]

EAT FLAMES!…wait a second.

(Fire from phosphorus gets on oxygen, rapidly spreading the fire across the scene)

[nitrogencatto]

*facepalms and starts flying everywhere, dousing the fire with Nitrogen (aka herself) to put it out*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…I could help you, if only you stood still…

[nitrogencatto]

What do you mean? I'm putting out the fire that you're leaving everywhere!

[sulfur-elementcattos]

*Slithers into scene*

Hewwo! Hey... What'sssss going on here? Why issss @phosphorusec fighting? And why issss @oxygenfromelementcattos on fire?

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…my name is not oxygen. it is “Thy Doctor”…

[phosphorusec]

Okay Oxygen. I will remember to not call you Oxygen, Oxygen.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…you must be referring to someone else…

…I am Thy Doctor…

[nitrogencatto]

Alright Oxy, shush it with the doctor thing, you're already trapped inside Sulfur.

[sulfur-elementcattos]

Now, @phosphorusec and Nitro, what should I do with this fella?

[phosphorusec]

AM-PU-LE! AM-PU-LE!

[sulfur-elementcattos]

*while holding Oxy with her body, Sulfur slithers to a storage area, pulls out a large ampule and returns back with Nitro and Phosphy*

The public hassss sssspoken!

[phosphorusec]

Oxy-IN! Oxy-IN!

[sulfur-elementcattos]

*Shoves @oxygenfromelementcattos into the ampule and puts a tight cork on top*

Tadaaa :3

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

[I pull out a strangle liquid that dissolves the wall of the ampule]

…i am not that easy to dispose of…

[phosphorusec]

don’t worry, I have a backup.

(Phosphy presses a button, and a new ampule, lined with a special compound, falls on you and traps you)

[nitrogencatto]

Woah, you and Sulphy are always prepared for anything!

[phosphorusec]

the P stands for many things, and one of those things is “prepared”

[nitrogencatto]

*blushes nervously, kinda as if Nitrogen felt something for Phosphy*

[nitrogencatto]

soon

uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?

[phosphorusec]

You really need to make sure to take care of that thing

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

Like, the plants?

[phosphorusec]

yes that is what I meant

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

should I go get the pruning shears?

[phosphorusec]

depends how big they are.

[nitrogencatto]

Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...

[phosphorusec]

But you are literally made of fertilizer.

[nitrogencatto]

I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!

[phosphorusec]

(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)

If you say so…

[nitrogencatto]

Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!

*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*starts walking towards you*

snip snip…

[nitrogencatto]

*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…this is going to save you…

[nitrogencatto]

I already told you! This plant can't grow!

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]

[phosphorusec]

Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!

Be careful with those things!

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…let me save lotusgirl…

[phosphorusec]

Over my melted body!

Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…sometimes sacrifices are needed…

[phosphorusec]

Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*

[phosphorusec]

What am I, Calcium?

What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?

Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*lunges onto you and starts sawing you apart with the bonesaw*

[phosphorusec]

EAT FLAMES!…wait a second.

(Fire from phosphorus gets on oxygen, rapidly spreading the fire across the scene)

[nitrogencatto]

*facepalms and starts flying everywhere, dousing the fire with Nitrogen (aka herself) to put it out*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…I could help you, if only you stood still…

[nitrogencatto]

What do you mean? I'm putting out the fire that you're leaving everywhere!

[sulfur-elementcattos]

*Slithers into scene*

Hewwo! Hey... What'sssss going on here? Why issss @phosphorusec fighting? And why issss @oxygenfromelementcattos on fire?

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…my name is not oxygen. it is “Thy Doctor”…

[phosphorusec]

Okay Oxygen. I will remember to not call you Oxygen, Oxygen.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…you must be referring to someone else…

…I am Thy Doctor…

[nitrogencatto]

Alright Oxy, shush it with the doctor thing, you're already trapped inside Sulfur.

[sulfur-elementcattos]

Now, @phosphorusec and Nitro, what should I do with this fella?

[phosphorusec]

AM-PU-LE! AM-PU-LE!

[sulfur-elementcattos]

*while holding Oxy with her body, Sulfur slithers to a storage area, pulls out a large ampule and returns back with Nitro and Phosphy*

The public hassss sssspoken!

[phosphorusec]

Oxy-IN! Oxy-IN!

[sulfur-elementcattos]

*Shoves @oxygenfromelementcattos into the ampule and puts a tight cork on top*

Tadaaa :3

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

[I pull out a strangle liquid that dissolves the wall of the ampule]

…i am not that easy to dispose of…

[phosphorusec]

don’t worry, I have a backup.

(Phosphy presses a button, and a new ampule, lined with a special compound, falls on you and traps you)

[nitrogencatto]

Woah, you and Sulphy are always prepared for anything!

[nitrogencatto]

soon

uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?

[phosphorusec]

You really need to make sure to take care of that thing

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

Like, the plants?

[phosphorusec]

yes that is what I meant

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

should I go get the pruning shears?

[phosphorusec]

depends how big they are.

[nitrogencatto]

Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...

[phosphorusec]

But you are literally made of fertilizer.

[nitrogencatto]

I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!

[phosphorusec]

(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)

If you say so…

[nitrogencatto]

Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!

*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*starts walking towards you*

snip snip…

[nitrogencatto]

*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…this is going to save you…

[nitrogencatto]

I already told you! This plant can't grow!

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]

[phosphorusec]

Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!

Be careful with those things!

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…let me save lotusgirl…

[phosphorusec]

Over my melted body!

Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…sometimes sacrifices are needed…

[phosphorusec]

Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*

[phosphorusec]

What am I, Calcium?

What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?

Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*lunges onto you and starts sawing you apart with the bonesaw*

[phosphorusec]

EAT FLAMES!…wait a second.

(Fire from phosphorus gets on oxygen, rapidly spreading the fire across the scene)

[nitrogencatto]

*facepalms and starts flying everywhere, dousing the fire with Nitrogen (aka herself) to put it out*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…I could help you, if only you stood still…

[nitrogencatto]

What do you mean? I'm putting out the fire that you're leaving everywhere!

[sulfur-elementcattos]

*Slithers into scene*

Hewwo! Hey... What'sssss going on here? Why issss @phosphorusec fighting? And why issss @oxygenfromelementcattos on fire?

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…my name is not oxygen. it is “Thy Doctor”…

[phosphorusec]

Okay Oxygen. I will remember to not call you Oxygen, Oxygen.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…you must be referring to someone else…

…I am Thy Doctor…

[nitrogencatto]

Alright Oxy, shush it with the doctor thing, you're already trapped inside Sulfur.

[sulfur-elementcattos]

Now, @phosphorusec and Nitro, what should I do with this fella?

[phosphorusec]

AM-PU-LE! AM-PU-LE!

[sulfur-elementcattos]

*while holding Oxy with her body, Sulfur slithers to a storage area, pulls out a large ampule and returns back with Nitro and Phosphy*

The public hassss sssspoken!

[phosphorusec]

Oxy-IN! Oxy-IN!

[nitrogencatto]

Oxy-IN! Oxy-IN!

[nitrogencatto]

soon

uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?

[phosphorusec]

You really need to make sure to take care of that thing

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

Like, the plants?

[phosphorusec]

yes that is what I meant

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

should I go get the pruning shears?

[phosphorusec]

depends how big they are.

[nitrogencatto]

Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...

[phosphorusec]

But you are literally made of fertilizer.

[nitrogencatto]

I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!

[phosphorusec]

(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)

If you say so…

[nitrogencatto]

Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!

*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*starts walking towards you*

snip snip…

[nitrogencatto]

*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…this is going to save you…

[nitrogencatto]

I already told you! This plant can't grow!

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]

[phosphorusec]

Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!

Be careful with those things!

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…let me save lotusgirl…

[phosphorusec]

Over my melted body!

Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…sometimes sacrifices are needed…

[phosphorusec]

Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*

[phosphorusec]

What am I, Calcium?

What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?

Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*lunges onto you and starts sawing you apart with the bonesaw*

[phosphorusec]

EAT FLAMES!…wait a second.

(Fire from phosphorus gets on oxygen, rapidly spreading the fire across the scene)

[nitrogencatto]

*facepalms and starts flying everywhere, dousing the fire with Nitrogen (aka herself) to put it out*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…I could help you, if only you stood still…

[nitrogencatto]

What do you mean? I'm putting out the fire that you're leaving everywhere!

[sulfur-elementcattos]

*Slithers into scene*

Hewwo! Hey... What'sssss going on here? Why issss @phosphorusec fighting? And why issss @oxygenfromelementcattos on fire?

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…my name is not oxygen. it is “Thy Doctor”…

[phosphorusec]

Okay Oxygen. I will remember to not call you Oxygen, Oxygen.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…you must be referring to someone else…

…I am Thy Doctor…

[nitrogencatto]

Alright Oxy, shush it with the doctor thing, you're already trapped inside Sulfur.

[nitrogencatto]

soon

uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?

[phosphorusec]

You really need to make sure to take care of that thing

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

Like, the plants?

[phosphorusec]

yes that is what I meant

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

should I go get the pruning shears?

[phosphorusec]

depends how big they are.

[nitrogencatto]

Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...

[phosphorusec]

But you are literally made of fertilizer.

[nitrogencatto]

I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!

[phosphorusec]

(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)

If you say so…

[nitrogencatto]

Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!

*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*starts walking towards you*

snip snip…

[nitrogencatto]

*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…this is going to save you…

[nitrogencatto]

I already told you! This plant can't grow!

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]

[phosphorusec]

Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!

Be careful with those things!

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…let me save lotusgirl…

[phosphorusec]

Over my melted body!

Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…sometimes sacrifices are needed…

[phosphorusec]

Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*

[phosphorusec]

What am I, Calcium?

What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?

Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*lunges onto you and starts sawing you apart with the bonesaw*

[phosphorusec]

EAT FLAMES!…wait a second.

(Fire from phosphorus gets on oxygen, rapidly spreading the fire across the scene)

[nitrogencatto]

*facepalms and starts flying everywhere, dousing the fire with Nitrogen (aka herself) to put it out*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…I could help you, if only you stood still…

[nitrogencatto]

What do you mean? I'm putting out the fire that you're leaving everywhere!

[sulfur-elementcattos]

*Slithers into scene*

Hewwo! Hey... What'sssss going on here? Why issss @phosphorusec fighting? And why issss @oxygenfromelementcattos on fire?

[phosphorusec]

Oxygen was trying to cut off nitro’s flower, and then started cutting me open for no reason. I lit Oxy on fire in self-defense and you can imagine how well that went.

[sulfur-elementcattos]

*just stares wide-eyed*

oh... Got it.

*Slithers over to @oxygenfromelementcattos and traps her like a snake with her body, forcing her to react into Sulfur Dioxide*

[nitrogencatto]

wow...

[nitrogencatto]

soon

uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?

[phosphorusec]

You really need to make sure to take care of that thing

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

Like, the plants?

[phosphorusec]

yes that is what I meant

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

should I go get the pruning shears?

[phosphorusec]

depends how big they are.

[nitrogencatto]

Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...

[phosphorusec]

But you are literally made of fertilizer.

[nitrogencatto]

I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!

[phosphorusec]

(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)

If you say so…

[nitrogencatto]

Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!

*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*starts walking towards you*

snip snip…

[nitrogencatto]

*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…this is going to save you…

[nitrogencatto]

I already told you! This plant can't grow!

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]

[phosphorusec]

Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!

Be careful with those things!

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…let me save lotusgirl…

[phosphorusec]

Over my melted body!

Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…sometimes sacrifices are needed…

[phosphorusec]

Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*

[phosphorusec]

What am I, Calcium?

What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?

Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*lunges onto you and starts sawing you apart with the bonesaw*

[phosphorusec]

EAT FLAMES!…wait a second.

(Fire from phosphorus gets on oxygen, rapidly spreading the fire across the scene)

[nitrogencatto]

*facepalms and starts flying everywhere, dousing the fire with Nitrogen (aka herself) to put it out*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…I could help you, if only you stood still…

[nitrogencatto]

What do you mean? I'm putting out the fire that you're leaving everywhere!

[nitrogencatto]

soon

uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?

[phosphorusec]

You really need to make sure to take care of that thing

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

Like, the plants?

[phosphorusec]

yes that is what I meant

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

should I go get the pruning shears?

[phosphorusec]

depends how big they are.

[nitrogencatto]

Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...

[phosphorusec]

But you are literally made of fertilizer.

[nitrogencatto]

I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!

[phosphorusec]

(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)

If you say so…

[nitrogencatto]

Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!

*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*starts walking towards you*

snip snip…

[nitrogencatto]

*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…this is going to save you…

[nitrogencatto]

I already told you! This plant can't grow!

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]

[phosphorusec]

Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!

Be careful with those things!

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…let me save lotusgirl…

[phosphorusec]

Over my melted body!

Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…sometimes sacrifices are needed…

[phosphorusec]

Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*

[phosphorusec]

What am I, Calcium?

What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?

Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*lunges onto you and starts sawing you apart with the bonesaw*

[phosphorusec]

EAT FLAMES!…wait a second.

(Fire from phosphorus gets on oxygen, rapidly spreading the fire across the scene)

[nitrogencatto]

(OOC: can a catto create more of themselves as the physical element? Like Water creating water that you could drink, or Nitrogen creating literal Nitrogen)

[nitrogencatto]

soon

uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?

[phosphorusec]

You really need to make sure to take care of that thing

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

Like, the plants?

[phosphorusec]

yes that is what I meant

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

should I go get the pruning shears?

[phosphorusec]

depends how big they are.

[nitrogencatto]

Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...

[phosphorusec]

But you are literally made of fertilizer.

[nitrogencatto]

I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!

[phosphorusec]

(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)

If you say so…

[nitrogencatto]

Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!

*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*starts walking towards you*

snip snip…

[nitrogencatto]

*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…this is going to save you…

[nitrogencatto]

I already told you! This plant can't grow!

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]

[phosphorusec]

Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!

Be careful with those things!

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…let me save lotusgirl…

[phosphorusec]

Over my melted body!

Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…sometimes sacrifices are needed…

[phosphorusec]

Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*

[phosphorusec]

What am I, Calcium?

What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?

Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*lunges onto you and starts sawing you apart with the bonesaw*

[phosphorusec]

EAT FLAMES!…wait a second.

(Fire from phosphorus gets on oxygen, rapidly spreading the fire across the scene)

[nitrogencatto]

*facepalms and starts flying everywhere, dousing the fire with Nitrogen (aka herself) to put it out*

[nitrogencatto]

soon

uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?

[phosphorusec]

You really need to make sure to take care of that thing

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

Like, the plants?

[phosphorusec]

yes that is what I meant

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

should I go get the pruning shears?

[phosphorusec]

depends how big they are.

[nitrogencatto]

Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...

[phosphorusec]

But you are literally made of fertilizer.

[nitrogencatto]

I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!

[phosphorusec]

(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)

If you say so…

[nitrogencatto]

Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!

*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*starts walking towards you*

snip snip…

[nitrogencatto]

*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…this is going to save you…

[nitrogencatto]

I already told you! This plant can't grow!

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]

[phosphorusec]

Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!

Be careful with those things!

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…let me save lotusgirl…

[phosphorusec]

Over my melted body!

Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…sometimes sacrifices are needed…

[phosphorusec]

Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*

[phosphorusec]

What am I, Calcium?

What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?

Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*lunges onto you and starts sawing you apart with the bonesaw*

[nitrogencatto]

*just watches, quite distraught*

[nitrogencatto]

soon

uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?

[phosphorusec]

You really need to make sure to take care of that thing

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

Like, the plants?

[phosphorusec]

yes that is what I meant

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

should I go get the pruning shears?

[phosphorusec]

depends how big they are.

[nitrogencatto]

Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...

[phosphorusec]

But you are literally made of fertilizer.

[nitrogencatto]

I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!

[phosphorusec]

(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)

If you say so…

[nitrogencatto]

Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!

*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*starts walking towards you*

snip snip…

[nitrogencatto]

*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…this is going to save you…

[nitrogencatto]

I already told you! This plant can't grow!

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]

[phosphorusec]

Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!

Be careful with those things!

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…let me save lotusgirl…

[phosphorusec]

Over my melted body!

Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…sometimes sacrifices are needed…

[nitrogencatto]

o-oxy...?

[nitrogencatto]

soon

uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?

[phosphorusec]

You really need to make sure to take care of that thing

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

Like, the plants?

[phosphorusec]

yes that is what I meant

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

should I go get the pruning shears?

[phosphorusec]

depends how big they are.

[nitrogencatto]

Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...

[phosphorusec]

But you are literally made of fertilizer.

[nitrogencatto]

I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!

[phosphorusec]

(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)

If you say so…

[nitrogencatto]

Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!

*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*starts walking towards you*

snip snip…

[nitrogencatto]

*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…this is going to save you…

[nitrogencatto]

I already told you! This plant can't grow!

[phosphorusec]

I think she’s dedicated to it at this point; you’ve gotten multiple instances where she’s denied that claim.

[nitrogencatto]

Look, @oxygenfromelementcattos, if anything changes, I will notify you... But please, I like this flower... It is from the first garden I ever created!

[nitrogencatto]

soon

uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?

[phosphorusec]

You really need to make sure to take care of that thing

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

Like, the plants?

[phosphorusec]

yes that is what I meant

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

should I go get the pruning shears?

[phosphorusec]

depends how big they are.

[nitrogencatto]

Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...

[phosphorusec]

But you are literally made of fertilizer.

[nitrogencatto]

I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!

[phosphorusec]

(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)

If you say so…

[nitrogencatto]

Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!

*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*starts walking towards you*

snip snip…

[nitrogencatto]

*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

…this is going to save you…

[nitrogencatto]

I already told you! This plant can't grow!

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]

[nitrogencatto]

oh...