Americium-229

[ichibin-irish]

wait im an idiot i havent posted this on [tumblr] yet

carbon!¡¡¡!!¡¡

please reblog and i give you a png of a phillips screw

[thoriumcattos]

I want a minus screw

[americium-229]

i just hope Actinium hasn't seen this yet

[nickel-catto]

money :3

Oh…! Copper told me I should be too obsessed with money, but surely a little won’t hurt…

[copper-elementcattos]

Just as long as you don't harm any other cattos for it, getting money is okay... *Hugs*

[americium-229]

uh, why am i reacting to this

[copper-elementcattos]

*Goes through your doorframe Terminator 2-style*

IT IS YOUR JUDGEMENT DAY

-oxygen (Time to die, wireboy!)

You gonna oxidize me, or, something, Oxy?

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

[I slowly advance towards you, without saying a word.]

[copper-elementcattos]

[as you approach, you start feeling resistance, as there is a very strong repulsive magnetic field around Copper, pushing diamagnetic things, including Oxy, away from her]

You won't oxidize me, Oxy.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*A grappling hook spontaneously materializes in my hand and I shoot it directly at your face*

I’M NOT LOOKING TO OXIDIZE YOU…

[rhythmbunny256]

*Grappling hook rotates around me, heading straight back to Oxy, making her slap herself in the face*

*Attempts to hide chuckling*

So then, what are you looking for?

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*I start flailing the grappling hook, and therefore myself around*

I AM LOOKING…

FOR YOU TO DIE.

[copper-elementcattos]

And what for? The hell did I even do to you?

*says while doing her best, but clearly struggling to dodge Oxy*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

WALUIGI AND ROBLOX’S CENSORING SYSTEM TOLD ME TO!

WALUIGI IS THE ONE THING I TRUST MOST!

[copper-elementcattos]

*chuckles* you're sometimes such a doofus, Oxy. Believing everything that others say without checking it? Heh. Doesn't surprise me.

*grabs the grappling hook and smashes Oxy to the floor*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

<alternatively:>

*I start flailing on the floor, and eventually start scuttling around like a spider*

I LOVE WALUIGI. WALUIGI HAS GONE ON A DATE WITH ME AND VICE VERSA ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION.

[copper-elementcattos]

Okay, and why did... Whoever this Waluigi is, tell you to hunt me down?

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

BECAUSE I NEED A LARGE-ISH AMOUNT OF COPPER TO SATISFY THE BEE MAFIA AND YOU WERE VERY CLOSE BY.

AND IF YOU’RE ALIVE, YOU MIGHT SQUIRM AWAY.

[copper-elementcattos]

Well, then, you'll have to find another copper, since I'm not lending myself so easily.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

[Said “Waluigi” crashes through the door and starts screaming]

OXYGENNN!! THE BEE MAFIA IS AFTER MEEEEEEEE-

[the ONE intro plays]

[copper-elementcattos]

*Extends a piece of herself, making "Waluigi" trip over the copper rod*

So you're the little son of a gun that has told Oxygen to come after me?

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

[A very large bee buzzes in trhough the door]

Where’s my GODDAMN COPPER!?

…YOU HAVE TO SACRIFICE YOURSELF COPPER, OR ELSE THE BEE MAFIA WILL KILL ALL OF US!

[copper-elementcattos]

I'm pretty sure we cattos are not vulnerable to bee stings... Anyways, go screw yourself, "Queen bee" and go look for some copper elsewhere, since I'm not available for selling.

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

[The large bee unrolls its sleeves to reveal that it’s ripped]

You can do dis thah eezy way, or dah hard way.

[copper-elementcattos]

*Copper connects herself to her 2400 V transformer output, basically becoming an extremely oversized flyswatter*

Come try if you want! Conductivity powers! Activate!

*60 Hz buzzing floods the room*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

*The bee simply goes and unplugs it*

Ah sweet, copper!

*The bee grabs you very hard and takes you away*

[copper-elementcattos]

(ooc: dude, you read my mind or something? Jsjwjwjsjwjw)

Shet...

*Squeaks loudly as she gets carried away*

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

[Yes, and I know what you’re thinking about Nickel!]

Hah, pathEtic!

[copper-elementcattos]

*In Copper's mind* Nickel... @nickel-catto throw me a coin... Or something... I don't want to become bee food 3:

[americium-229]

uhhhh, what the heck?

[myusernamenoooo]

Meow :3

Maow! :3

[bartteblog]

MEOW

[copper-elementcattos]

meow :3

[thirvofanon]

MEOW! ÒwÓ

[iammanganese]

Meow

[nitrogencatto]

meow :3

[howboutidosmth]

*meows meowingly*

[polonium-191-catto]

meow

[somethingamericium-223]

*meows the meow meowingly*

[americium-229]

meow

[americium-229]

Hello, and welcome to my blog!

ooc: before i start, just know this is fanon and Americium-229 is NOT currently on the wiki. ic:Americium‑229 speaking. I’m usually pretty relaxed, so don’t expect yelling or chaos from me. I’m friendly, I like talking, and I don’t mind answering questions — just keep things respectful. If you’re rude, I’ll match your tone, but only because you started it. Anyways, feel free to chat.

[themoscoviumcattohimself]

hai. am americium-229

Алло... Изотоп америция...

*he's rather not that happy to see an Americium isotope but he is holding his tongue from being rude*

[americium-229]

what does that mean

[fourarsenics5]

H- wait,

Arseniosiderite,

you're not an isotope your a compound, so are you

Arsenic Tricyanide.

anyways hai. am americium-229

-americium-229

Arseniosiderite: F#$K YOU, I JOINED THIS GROUP!

Arsenic Tricyanide: Hello!!!! :D *she is rather murderous today, beware*

Arsenic-78: I can't believe that these two act like this, anyways. Hello, Americium-229!

[somethingamericium-223]

arseniosiderite why u bein mean to my sib??? :(

[americium-229]

👀

[truecanonfluorine]

hai. am americium-229

Hello, did you brush your teeth, Americium-229?

[americium-229]

yeah

[ogannessoncatto]

a

[indium113fanon]

a

[americium228]

a

[l62-catto]

a

[yharon314]

a

[eevee18-forreal]

a

[oganesson-297-catto]

a

[oganesson-298]

a

[mrmedia2k-deactivated20260303]

a

[fenicocattos]

a

[megafluffyneodymium]

a

[thoriumcattos]

a

[19521chaos]

a

[ogannessoncatto]

a

[copper-elementcattos]

a

[chromium-72catto]

a

[ritonavir-catto]

a

a

a

[lead-catto]

a! damn

[americium-229]

a

[chlorinecatto]

opinion on the other halogens?

Hmmmm … let me think

As another germ killer , fluorine is fun to hang with

Bromine is fine, she’s just a bit to much at times

Astatine is… there

Tennessine is nice, we just don’t hang out much

[plastic0598gd]

where is iodine

[chlorinecatto]

Whoooo????

[plastic0598gd]

[americium-229]

they are non-binary not male

[fourarsenics5]

I’M THE PREPOSITION MAN!

TO!

AT!

FROM!

AROUND!

HOOHOOHOO!

Everyone: *not impressed*

Arseniosiderite: you got to do a lot more than that to impress me!

[tworectionsahead]

FOR!

BY!

BETWEEN!

DURING!

HEEHEEHEE!

[americium-229]

the heck

[rhythmbunny256]

Arsenic-78: Help, help! Arsenic Tricyanide is missing! She vanished without a trace and I can't find her! She hasn't even reappeared like the few times she went on a m#rdering sprees because she thought so!!

From Arsenic-78 (from @fourarsenics5) (she's truly missing and it's worse than you think, the arc thickens)

Hmmm, something tells me she's in another one :P

[fourarsenics5]

Arsenic-78: She hasn't came back, by now she would usually come back extra soaked in bl#od but this time she hasn't returned. I'm worried.

[americium-229]

uh, what if its a longer m#rder spree tho

[fermiumcatto]

*chomp* man this radioactivity taste good

[glowthenoble]

OH MY GOD FERMINIUM ARE YOU OKAY

[fermiumcatto]

[americium-229]

your left eye marking left

[fermiumcatto]

frees you from the time loop but you become spherical

ooc: this one has been sitting in my askbox for a while💔

[americium-229]

what the heck, who geometried fermium?

[copper-elementcattos]

hai. am americium-229

Oh, haaai! I had never seen you here before! Are you newly synthesized?

[americium-229]

no i was synthesized in 2015

[copper-elementcattos]

That is actually very recently... You're even younger than tennessine :3

[americium-229]

yeah but we might get an even younger element because two elements are being synthesized right now, it may fail, it may be a success, we don't know

[nitrogencatto]

Hai. am americium-229. also can i get green apple flavorburst flavor?ooc\\ yes this is a real flavor

Oh, Hey, good afternoon Americium-229, I got your flavor right here.

*scoops it, places it into a cone and gives it to Americium*

Been a while since I last saw you here. How've you been?

[americium-229]

pretty good :D

[nitrogencatto]

Ah, that's great to hear! Where have you been? I've heard americiums are super proud of the united States during this world cup. Have you been seeing it?

[americium-229]

yeah! also, i was making a fourth of july craft. earlier

[americium-229]

Happy Birthday to the Americiums and Americides!

:D