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Axel and Tank .. the movie. (Independent Wreck It Ralph RP blog. NSFW. I track nitroustwins.))Feel free to harass/poke if I owe you stuff. I own WiR RP Directory IMPORTANT NOTICE

[kinggigabyte]

YipYip - Open for Commissions

I had my dad check the mailbox and it was stuffed full of packages. I feel bad for that mailperson they where probably like OMFG wth. I got my dream vision sergal tounge today and my NFT fur samples along with my sample of nose strips and my yoshi game !! Gauntlet came friday so c: !  Now just to save up the money for the nft fur before it goes out of stock x-x i’m gonna need like 80 dollars just for the sergal fur alone so i’m open for commissions !

So it’s that time again, I’m almost done with my list of commissions so i’m ready to take more slots again. I’d like to be able to do art for a living but so far I haven’t been able to. I’d also like to start to build fursuits so i’ve been gathering parts little at a time and i’d like to be able to build that new computer i’ve always wanted. 

The money also goes to other fursuit making supplies, tools and helping set up a work space for me and getting any health things or goodies for my self. 

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So here comes the examples. 

Face Icons - $5

The most Expensive commission you could buy would probably be $30 -$40 and look something like this 

I have tons of things and even if you can’t afford a commission from me a signal boost or a reblog would help a tremendous amount ! 

[game-central-guttersnipe-deacti]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrazyHomelessPeople

- Love Axel

“…Are you familiar with the phrase ‘I will fucking murder you?’”

[nitroustwins]

"Aren't you the little beam of sunshine we know and love."

[torn-by-dreams]

I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.

[game-central-guttersnipe-deacti]

"Soggy assflakes."

"…go the fuck ta’ sleep."

[nitroustwins]

"You’re all worthless sacks of shit."

He pauses for a moment before adding onto it.

"Also I don’t believe you about the dick."

[game-central-guttersnipe-deacti]

"Aw, man, burn. How’ll I go on without your approval?”

[nitroustwins]

He gives a glance over the area. "You're right, you don't need me to keep living in a dump." which comes out snarky and cheerful.

[ladyoftheapp]

"Um, excuse me? Miss Lady?" oh he's dropping his spaghetti, what a guy this Tank is.

"Tank! Good to see you, is everything alright?" Oh no there’s so much spaghetti, poor guy needs to calm his spaghtitties.

[nitroustwins]

"Tank?" Axel hikes up one of his brows and looks down at his hand, "Are you there?" he pulls his hand away before it gets too wet. He looks at his fingers. He looks at Tank.

Tank is looking at Lady’s face, his mouth’s flapping like a fish out of water’s as he tries to find some words. His face is utterly scarlet. “Lady”

And then Axel plops his fingers into Tank’s mouth, they get bitten a little. The taller twin had been trying to speak after all, but he stops before he does too much damage, they both have sharp teeth. “You up for this too?” Axel looks from one racer to the other.

[ladyoftheapp]

There’s soft squirms as Axel’s hand spreads and touches her, there’s a color coming into her face and she has an excited smile on her face. She’s ever eager to be played with and Axel was good with his hands from what she remembered from their last encounter.

She made a small whine when Axel pulled his hand out and frowned, she stuck her tongue out at him for a moment before he started talking to Tank. She looked up at him and how dumbstruck and flustered he was by the situation. She had that smile on her face for awhile longer before Axel stuck his hand in Tank’s mouth, that one took her by surprise and she let out a little gasp and looked between the two of them quickly.

[nitroustwins]

Tank isn't a telepath as much as Axel would like for that to be the case, he opens his mouth and finally answers. "I'm in." his voice is a pitch too high and he tugs at the zip at the front of his jumpsuit, it pars and cools him. He's having trouble thinking, poor boy. After a moment the younger twin drags it a little lower, he brushes his hand over Lady's face, pushing her hair behind her ear and turning a darker shade of ruddy red-black across his gray features.

Axel takes tat as his cue, "He needs to  loosen up, don't you think?" and he says that with mottled bruises so deep and dark, he looks like there's a scratch under his neck and down his chest at this angle, it should be easier to see. The older twin drags his free hand down her pelvis, scooting back onto the couch. He peers down at her and licks his fingers slowly, then cups her mound, teasing with one in between her slit and waiting for her reaction. "How do you want to do this?" he leans forward and says in a mock-whisper "I'm the prettier one do you want me first?"

[game-central-guttersnipe-deacti]

"Soggy assflakes."

"…go the fuck ta’ sleep."

[nitroustwins]

"You got so defensive, makes everything taste like a lie. Nobody would believe you anyways, you’re just another Turbo.”

[game-central-guttersnipe-deacti]

"Another? All of you can suck it. I was the Turbo. Everything else’s just a crappy-ass copy.”

[nitroustwins]

"You aren’t the Turbo. You are a Turbo. I’ve seen a few sneaking around thinking they could hide. Why aren’t you trying harder?”

[game-central-guttersnipe-deacti]

"You’ve seen them sneaking around, and seen me hiding. Clearly, I’m at least doing that part right. What’s it matter ta’ you, anyway?”

[nitroustwins]

"You're all worthless sacks of shit."

He pauses for a moment before adding onto it.

"Also I don't believe you about the dick."

[game-central-guttersnipe-deacti]

"Soggy assflakes."

"…go the fuck ta’ sleep."

[nitroustwins]

"You got so defensive, makes everything taste like a lie. Nobody would believe you anyways, you’re just another Turbo.”

[game-central-guttersnipe-deacti]

"Another? All of you can suck it. I was the Turbo. Everything else’s just a crappy-ass copy.”

[nitroustwins]

"You aren't the Turbo. You are a Turbo. I've seen a few sneaking around thinking they could hide. Why aren't you trying harder?"

[game-central-guttersnipe-deacti]

"Soggy assflakes."

"…go the fuck ta’ sleep."

[nitroustwins]

"Are you really that desperate to get into anyone’s pants? You go around shouting about how the shittiest sprite in the arcade has the biggest dick and think it’ll get you anywhere?"

[game-central-guttersnipe-deacti]

"No, you came and brought it up, dumbfuck,”

[nitroustwins]

"You got so defensive, makes everything taste like a lie. Nobody would believe you anyways, you're just another Turbo."

[game-central-guttersnipe-deacti]

"Soggy assflakes."

"…go the fuck ta’ sleep."

[nitroustwins]

"If I had a penny for every lie you told, I’d be a rich, rich man."

[game-central-guttersnipe-deacti]

"Yeah, probably. I’ve told a lot. That wasn’t one of ‘em, though."

[nitroustwins]

"Are you really that desperate to get into anyone's pants? You go around shouting about how the shittiest sprite in the arcade has the biggest dick and think it'll get you anywhere?"

[game-central-guttersnipe-deacti]

"Soggy assflakes."

"…go the fuck ta’ sleep."

[nitroustwins]

"I doubt you could fuck a coke bottle."

[game-central-guttersnipe-deacti]

"Well, yeah. That’s a hell of a tiny hole, no way something this big’d fit in there.”

[nitroustwins]

"If I had a penny for every lie you told, I'd be a rich, rich man."

[game-central-guttersnipe-deacti]

"Soggy assflakes."

"…go the fuck ta’ sleep."

[nitroustwins]

"You’re dick’s so small it’s hot."

[game-central-guttersnipe-deacti]

"…my dick could knock ya unconscious, pal."

[nitroustwins]

"I doubt you could fuck a coke bottle."

[game-central-guttersnipe-deacti]

"Soggy assflakes."

"…go the fuck ta’ sleep."

[nitroustwins]

"You're dick's so small it's hot."

[game-central-guttersnipe-deacti]

One twin is off, incapacitated in some strange corner of the world. The other of course, is sticking his nose in where it usually ends up in all of his curiosity. "Are you okay?" he's always got that low, low voice that would be a rumble if he ever cared to raise it above the soft plinking mumble that is served up.

The half-broken sprite slowly raised his head, puffy, bloodshot yellow eyes lighting up the shadowy tunnel.

"̤͉̰͖͇What̢͙ ̢̦̫̞̩͙͖d͏̞̟͕ͅo̺̼̦̻ ̷̖͕̗̯̼ͅY̛̳o̧̖̲͕̖ͅu ẃ̰a̗͉͔N̠̝̼Ţ̠̳̮?̯̟̠͎̥"̱̙͝

[nitroustwins]

Should he really want anything from such a lowly, broken creature. His eyes glow faintly, half lidded. Things give under his steps, he leans down “I wanted to see if you’re alright.” seems like Turbo’s down in the dumps. Literally. Figuratively. Tank’s not sure.

[game-central-guttersnipe-deacti]

He remained silent, burying his face back between his knees.

When had he ever been all right?

[nitroustwins]

It's like looking into a pool of old grease, "Are you going to get up?" there's more worry in his words than he means to weight them with.

[questlon]

grindin on yo man like

[nitroustwins]

OOC

((I'm too out of it to rp lmao g night tumbrl))

[game-central-guttersnipe-deacti]

One twin is off, incapacitated in some strange corner of the world. The other of course, is sticking his nose in where it usually ends up in all of his curiosity. "Are you okay?" he's always got that low, low voice that would be a rumble if he ever cared to raise it above the soft plinking mumble that is served up.

The half-broken sprite slowly raised his head, puffy, bloodshot yellow eyes lighting up the shadowy tunnel.

"̤͉̰͖͇What̢͙ ̢̦̫̞̩͙͖d͏̞̟͕ͅo̺̼̦̻ ̷̖͕̗̯̼ͅY̛̳o̧̖̲͕̖ͅu ẃ̰a̗͉͔N̠̝̼Ţ̠̳̮?̯̟̠͎̥"̱̙͝

[nitroustwins]

Should he really want anything from such a lowly, broken creature. His eyes glow faintly, half lidded. Things give under his steps, he leans down "I wanted to see if you're alright." seems like Turbo's down in the dumps. Literally. Figuratively. Tank's not sure.

[trickydickscott-blog]

is this real yo?

[drstanky]

"I will win da medurp."