da nitwitch

different from a sandwich

[porterr-robinson]

[nixcraft]

Google street view in Rome

[malscare]

the thot thiccens…

[piece-of-godney]

the guy in the audience SNAPPED

[chibihere]

i love this, video

[would-you-b-so-k-ind-deactivate]

So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

[tree4life25]

This is the best thing I’ve ever read in my life.

[disasterbisexual-moved]

so no one told you life was gonna be this gay

[acciowine]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[lagonegirl]

Nicki Minaj is offering to pay tuition for dozens of her followers on Twitter right now, as long as they have good grades.

GOD I Love Black Celebrities making real shit like this 

#NickiMinaj #BlackPride

[prostylgel]

BITCH YESSS

[pizzajohnny1988]

[thevikingsteve-deactivated20181]

defining moment of my childhood

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

When my Mum was pregnant with me she was in the pub and this random creepy elderly woman that nobody ever saw before or since told her that she was going to have a boy and when I was born everyone was like “the creepy lady was wrong” but it turned out I’m trans and THE PUB WITCH WAS RIGHT!

I WAS FORETOLD BY THE PUB WITCH

[jibadojo]

すばらしいなヘビですね！ バランスすごい!!!!

[orochimartyr]

This elapid(?) is so extra

[acreaturecalledgreed]

he’s very clever! he’s avoiding the bits of the fence that have nobs on them so he doesnt get hurt once he’s on the smoother upper wire he gets much less wiggly in his movements he’s very smart and i love him

[plystation]

Gay people: -makes positive and affirming posts exclusively for other gay people-

Straight people in the comments:

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[pukicho]

vegans be like: “ugh uhh duh”

[pukicho]

[sleeepinglover]

via weheartit

[taquito]

im never turning my airdrop on again

[sleeepinglover]

via weheartit

[thebootydiaries]

me: i love this band

someone 30-40 years older than me: they’ve been around for awhile you just getting into them?

me: why didn’t you prevent vietnam?