[ivafakename]

YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

[ivafakename]

Prev do you think it's okay to just go on other people's posts and be funnier than them?

[dogpuppy]

[infertilityidol]

[godwantsit]

[revelware]

Reminder that this is how tall the twin towers would have been by 2024 if they hadnt been destroyed in 2001.

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[sandmandaddy69]

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[funkmclovin]

$30 is the new $5 but $100 is still $100 #Fucked

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[jimmyhoffathecat]

(Dealing with Cat-Photo withdrawal)

SHOW US THE CHILD!

I flash banged him for this

I hope you’re happy

[skunkes]

[stepmuppet]

[bobdylanyaoi]

hildegard of bingen + speaking in tongues

[factoryangelheaven]

me, unsure of how to add an additional piece of context to my sentence:

the humble parentheses:

[sheepishs]

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.