Dietetics Student. Gamer. Ginger.

[corkidorki]

They sleep the same way.

[nivien]

spending time with family

me: [sitting on the couch, no one talks to me]

15 mins later

me: [still on couch, no one talks to me]

20 more mins later

me:

me:

me: ah

me: i guess i'll

me: [takes out phone]

family: aH THERE THEY GO ON THIER PHONE WHY DONT YOU SPEND TINE WITH YOUR FANILY GOD KIDS THESE DAYS WITH THEIR HANDS GLUED TO THIER PHONES WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ON YOUR PHONE STOP IT SO WE CAN T A LK TO YOU

[kardashy]

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SAD BUT LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

[cleromancy]

a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you

[thebroodingyahero]

[dinuriel]

…I would read the hell out of a series of a chosen eighty-five-year-old woman who goes on epic journeys throughout a dangerous and magical land, armed only with a cane and her stab-tastic knitting needles, accompanied by her six cats and a skittish-yet-devoted orderly who makes sure she takes her pills on time.

[bigmammallama5]

Battle Granny Gertrude with Phillip and co.

[iiiiiiiiiiivan]

reason why Finn ran away from the first order

[nintendotunes]

Visit Original Link

Animal Crossing: New Leaf - 8 AM - Snowy

[cabernetsauvigmom]

As I get older the more I appreciate straight forward people. Like if you’re mad at me I will respect you if you tell me. I don’t understand adults that would rather stomp their feet and use passive aggressive behavior to communicate. Life does not have to be this difficult fam

[kverke]

[blackmagicdisorder]

Me walking into school

[ronaldalan]

Me at work

[potatobegaming]

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

[mybrainkindahoyts]

When your whole squad backs you up in a fight but you music af.

[mybrainkindahoyts]

Thanks for 1,000 notes guys 💕

[sawftbinch]

i’m just mad that they were able to hide 2 whole people + trombones behind one person that’s amazing

[thislazybandblog]

This is awesome guys

[tillydiekatze]

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

beep beep

[000000000000000000000002-deacti]

how this cat go beep beep?

[plankhandles]

Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”

[just-shower-thoughts]

If the population of Earth were only 100 people and one guy tried to hoard 99% of the money. The other 99 people would simply just kill that guy and take their money back.

[officialbluebeetle-deactivated2]

just-shower-thoughts advocating the murder of the bourgeoisie

[redactedmp3]

I mean

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

*Karl Marx from his coffin* Nice

[ommanyte]

A while ago, in this post I listed my shorthand names for each one of the 2.3 million pokémon movies. Here they are, illustrated

[nivien]

me: *drops something*

me: *stares down at it in disappointment for a few seconds before picking it up*

[weloveshortvideos]

she scary as fuck

[thehandymaid]

“It’s that Rebel pilot, ISN’T IT?”