"hmm," yelena hummed, eyeing the tiny wound like it was some kind of tactical failure. "you are bleeding because of... paper." she made a face, half disbelief, half amusement. "this is very sad. very tragic." without asking, she gently took the other's hand in hers, turning it so she could inspect the cut herself. "you know, in spy school, they teach you to endure torture. knife wounds. gunshots. electric shocks." she made a vague gesture, then smirked. "but you? you survive the paper. impressive." she reached into her pocket again and pulled out a crumpled little packet. "lucky for you, i have band aids." yelena carefully peeled one open, her touch surprisingly gentle as she placed it over the finger. "there. now you live to write another day." a pause. then, deadpan: "maybe use computer next time. less danger."
âI know,â Lois said, pulling a tragic face for just a moment before it dissolved into a grin. âI expect Iâll be in one of those pieces on the 11 oâclock news where they play the really moving, soft piano music over the B-roll.â She mimed playing the piano with her free hand to really drive the point home. She grinned. âHow do you know Iâve never been stabbed before?â she quipped. âOr shot, for that matter?â She had most certainly been shot at, but there was a perk to having a bulletproof significant other. âYou do?â Lois raised an eyebrow as Yelena gently dealt with her little papercut. âI was expecting the ones with rainbows and unicorns out of you,â she teased. âThank you.â She grinned again. âWhatâs life without a little danger?â
















