young blood

ROJAS, N I X O N. stars, up on heaven's boulevard. and if i know you at all, i know you've gone too far. so i, i can't look at the stars.

[nixonwtvr]

@nixonrojas: "To see and listen to the wicked is already the beginning of wickedness." — Confucius #quoteoftheday

[jcvial]

If you really want to watch it, just don’t watch it at night. I know I can’t. I can only take small doses of horror, so I’m glad it’s more of a cringeworthy sort of thing, rather than pure scary. The first season is a bit scary and the second season is more creepy. The plots are really thought out and clever, so I do recommend it.

[nixonwtvr]

I suppose that if the plots are that good, I could try to ignore all of the extra scary stuff. But what kind of scary are we talking about? I can't stand loud noises, like screaming and gunshots, stuff like that. I also get really scared when things pop up out of nowhere. Most scary movies and television shows do all of those things, so I just don't watch them. It's really not a big deal though, I don't watch a lot of television anyhow.

[sebtru-blog]

I’m sorry. No one loved me as a child. Teach me how to be a better person?

[nixonwtvr]

Aw, I'm so sorry to hear that. I'm sure that's not true though. Some parents just don't know how to express their love, but I guarantee that your parents do truly love you.

[christopher-burden]

Then they’re defying human nature or some shit, man.

Nixon? Like the President? That’s cool.. I’m Jordan. Great to meet you too, I guess. 

[nixonwtvr]

President Nixon from the United States? No, I wasn't named after him. I'm kind of glad because I heard some bad things about him, but I'm sure he was a nice man overall! How come you're not sure? Have I done something wrong?

[sebtru-blog]

Listen, Christ Almighty, I don’t really give a shit what these old farts are and what they’re not. I just came out here to have a good time, why are you pissing all over that?

[nixonwtvr]

Those elderly people were not having a good time, were they? You are having a good time at someone else's expense! There are a lot of other things you could do for fun, Sebastian.

[eloise-van-de-kamp]

Oh. Um okay.. Just so you know, I don’t rely on alcohol.

[nixonwtvr]

I didn't say you did, I just said that you don't need it to have fun. I'm sorry if you thought I meant that, I promise I didn't. I'm just trying to be nice. What are things you like to do that don't involve alcohol?

[alec-fck]

Water! Why didn’t I think of that?

[nixonwtvr]

Possibly because you are still intoxicated, but I'm not sure. Do you usually try to fix your hangovers by drinking more? It's a miracle you are still here.

[alec-fck]

Yes and no. Maybe it’s like when you are hungover and the best way to fix it is with more alcohol.

[nixonwtvr]

I think that will make it worse. Maybe you should try some water?

[hudsontho-blog]

I don’t know what you lot are complaining about. The people here seem perfectly nice. One woman showed me how to spot drug dealer headquarters then invited me over for dinner tonight. Lovely.

[nixonwtvr]

She doesn't seem like a very nice woman to me. Please tell me you didn't actually go to the headquarters or to her home.

[sebtru-blog]

I had big plans for today. Then I accidentally found a three hour montage of old people falling on their old, crinkly faces. Does it get any better than this?

[nixonwtvr]

Why do you find this funny? Elderly people are people too, they do not deserve to be laughed at because they've fallen down and gotten hurt, show some compassion. How did you even find this montage? Are you okay?

[alec-fck]

I never thought I’d say this but i think i’ve had too much pizza over the week

[nixonwtvr]

Do you feel sick? Do you need me to call a doctor?

[fckchina-blog]

You people are so fucking loud. Here I am, paying good money to sleep in this amazing bed, but I don’t actually get to sleep. All I hear every night is a bed head banging against a wall and forced screams. I know for a fact that your pin dick boyfriend is not fucking you that good. Please stop.

[fckchina-blog]

[nixonwtvr]

Are you serious? Have you called the emergency number yet? Maybe she's hurt? We have to go help her, I really hope it's not too late. What room number are they in?

[eloise-van-de-kamp]

I need someone to get drunk with tonight, are you in?

[nixonwtvr]

No, sorry, I don't drink. Maybe we can do something else? You don't need to drink alcohol to have fun, you know. I actually have a lot more fun without it, and this way you can actually remember all of the fun you had the night before.

[jcvial]

So when is Netflix going to add the third season of American Horror Story? It’s really annoying, like, I’ve been waiting forever for it to come.

[nixonwtvr]

I have never seen that show. From what I've heard about it, it seems a little scary. I get scared easily actually, so I don't think it's my cup of tea. Have you seen any of the seasons? Do you think I would be okay watching them? I trust your judgement.

[livvgtfo]

You know, when I go to the club I go to dance with my friends. I don’t need your greasy ass crotch rubbing up against me while I’m trying to have a good time.

[nixonwtvr]

I completely agree. I wish people knew how to respect someone else's personal space. I can understand them doing it one time, thinking that you possibly wanted to dance with them, but after you tell them to stop, they should.

[florabravo-blog]

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

[nixonwtvr]

Oh my, you really had me worried there. I thought you almost hit a real tree. What were you doing drinking and driving anyway? That's not a very good idea. But I hope you're alright and no one got hurt.

[christopher-burden]

I was absolutely not prepared for the 30 degree temperature drop here. I’m just waiting for my balls to shrivel back up inside me and die.

[nixonwtvr]

I'm no expert on the human anatomy... but I'm not sure that that's even possible, fella. I've been here for a few weeks now and I've survived, I hope that you will too. I'd love to get to know you better. My name is Nixon, it's nice to meet you!