Is Your Spine The Spine Of The Righteous?

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[33-16]

charles when he comes back from an awful weekend and learns that max doxxed their address on the internet

[glazedcecilia]

behind every gay person (kevin) is a more evil even gayer person (andrew) and behind that gay person (andrew) is an unfathomably sinister queer abyss (neil)

[prettyboyneil]

Kevin should not date anyone he is Andrew’s and Neil’s third but not in a sexual way he is just kinda like their little purse dog

[jtl-fics]

Imagining the University President reaching out to Wymack at some point and requesting that he work on Alumni events and Wymack realizing that he actually has Alumni to reach out to. That he has kids that have made it.

[wilhelminyard]

andrew's sense of humor is greatly underrated imo

like this moment was objectively hilarious

"if you're going to play dealer who do we have in goal second half?"

wymack looked at andrew. andrew looked over his shoulder as if checking for a third goalkeeper.

[xhoneyghost]

the press going insane after andreil coming out because they finally after years!!! understand what neil means by "i swing towards the goal" that he says when a reporter asks about his sexuality

[nezumimir]

Jeaneil’s dynamic is such that if any of the Trojans ever ask when was the last time Jean spoke to Neil, he undoubtedly says some shit like, “I go to great lengths to avoid speaking to that devil child more than is absolutely necessary,” but then like a week later his housemates get into an argument in the kitchen while Jean is doing homework on his laptop and he suddenly goes, “You may not want to discuss that here; I am on a Skype call with Neil.” Laila turns to him, incredulous, because “I thought you didn’t speak to him??” but Jean just answers very seriously, “We are not speaking.”

[tiredandoptimistic]

Nothing hits like "romantic couple and a third guy who's not dating either of them but is definitely a part of this dynamic"

[dambambii]

kevin day you'll always be famous

[hiramslodge]

i want kevin day to get cancelled because someone sends a pic of him vaping to kathy ferdinand’s show and to defend him his fans make t shirts and shit with him vaping on it and talk about it all the time saying it’s not that bad and kevin has to publicly apologise and say it’s not good and don’t vape and i only did it once but people keep talking about it and he ends up having to do an anti nicotine campaign and andrew makes a t shirt of THIS and publicly smokes wearing it and kevin will never escape his vaper reputation people bring posters of it to his games and it’s brought up in interviews all the time and eventually he goes on the record and says he wishes he killed himself instead of hitting the vape that one time and this fixes absolutely nothing

[currently-evil]

Years in the future when Neil is playing pro he does the interview “Neil Josten breaks down his most serious injuries while playing professional Exy” but he does it… in the most Neil way possible.

Interview showing brutal tackle and the image of Neil laying on the court bloodied and not being able to get up. Neil: i was fine

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Interviewer showing the video of Neil getting rammed into plexiglass by a mountain of a man Neil: here, exactly in this second you can see two of my ribs breaking :) Neil: Anyway I am still little angry coach wouldn’t let me continue playing

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Neil: Did it hurt to have an arm break in two places? Yes, but have you ever been shot?

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Interviewer showing the image of Neil with his shoulder dislocated Neil: All this talk about tolerances but It suddenly turned out that my pro team isn’t a safe space when you try to fix your shoulders yourself. And that “you’re crazy” and “you should calm the fuck down” and “no it doesn’t matter that you did it before and it turned out fine” Neil: Can you believe it?

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Interviewer showing a photo of Neil with one oh his legs bend in unnatural angle Neil: I could have walked it off

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Interviewer showing a video of Neil collapsing on the court Neil: Fun fact, Turns out that your coach will be really furious with you if you don’t tell him you plan to play a full game with a really high fever. I didn’t know. Also it turns out that going to the hospital is not something you can decide on or decline even when you are an adult with full decision making power. Its something the Team decide on, because “You are a fucking idiot, Josten and a lost case”

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Interviewer showing a photo of Neil getting hit by another player in the stomach and collapsing. Neil: So it turns out In rare cases, blunt trauma can cause appendicitis. And you know what they say? That when your appendix bursts it hurts as much as when you get stabbed? Well it does not. I can tell because I got stabbed actually. Multiple times. 

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Another video of horrifying possible carrier ruining injury Neil: shrugs

[peter-aaa-deactivated20260316]

[just-here-4cake]

Hc that if they need social media accounts, Andrew’s pfp is always Aaron.

Neil knows. He thinks it’s funny.

Andrew knows. He thinks it’s funny.

Aaron only knows some times. He thinks it’s one of the most annoying things Andrew does.

Katelyn is usually the one to point it out to Aaron, much to his dismay. She thinks it’s funny.

[loreoftheforgotten]

jeans pov of neil: he’s insane, he’s unhinged, he’s fucked up. either he’s gonna get himself killed or he’ll kill someone first

neil in his own pov: damn i can’t believe i’m the most normal fox. like im just out here living my life as a normal human being! anyways im gonna go make a deal with a mafia boss, thoughts?

andrew, apparently the less unhinged of the two of them: and prayers.

[femalepope]

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

[rekikiri]

matt would totally do the trend that’s like “showing my cat the places in my apartment that he never gets to see” but instead it’s him picking up neil so he can see the top of the fridge, the top shelf, etc

[felitomkinson]

my toxic trait is being fervently convinced that if i ever came across a dragon irl we would make eye contact and understand each other at a primal level of transcendental trust instead of charring me into a crispy onion

[a-book-of-creatures]

[corpsegirlrots]

sorry i moaned when you threatened to kill me