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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why are birds so cursed

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

A Non-Comprehensive List of Birds That Piss Me Off

1. Dracula Parrot. This thing pisses me off like, a bunch

2. King Vulture. the felted craft project equivalent of a haunted ventriloquist dummy

i will never not resent this bird 

 3. Jacana Bird. This is the most unnecessary cursed nonsense. i deserve an apology for having to look at this. I can feel its fingers stroking my ears

No it does not have SIX FREAKING LIMBS. it’s carrying its stupid creepy spawn under its wings. A+ parents but still, piss off. even the normal 2 legged version isn’t much better

put those AWAY.

4. The Shoebill, which i’m sure we’re all sick of hearing about. this thing is the epitome of a crappy photorealistic cgi disney villainy. i despise this bird.

also this is what they look like standing up. i just feel like i shouldn’t have to deal with that, i really do.

5. Inca Tern. truly, hipsters ruin everything

6. Tragopan. it looks like a star wars species, which i dislike on principle 

7. The Secretary Bird. it wears yoga pants.

also i’m uncomfortable with the length of its eyelashes

8. finally, i really dislike this one specific parakeet

in conclusion, these birds exist to haunt me and this knowledge is a burden. birds exist to observe our sin; always watching, they are filled with malice. flee from them

[chispas-and-broken-bindings]

This post speaks to me in a way very few Tumblr posts do.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

with baleful violence & disoriented aggression? 

[asknotbug]

I’m sorry but I love each and every one of these birds. Even the haunted felted craft project. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that one’s my NEMESIS 

[inconsistentgravity-deactivated]

No tbh I love the Secretary bird I can only aspire to that level of eyelash

[alwaysbewoke]

[alwaysbewoke]

there is so much truth and fire in this thread. soooo much. damn!! 

[alwaysbewoke]

y’all enjoying this fuck out of this post but don’t forget to condemn when black women pull this shit too http://www.alwaysbewoke.com/post/174949433745/alwaysbewoke-sleekmuffin93-alwaysbewoke

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He read the FUCK out you weird ass niggas

[tkthegoddess]

Listen, this will ALWAYS be a reblog!!! This shit sickening AF!!!🤦🏽‍♀️💋

[npcblog]

This fetishizing children bc of colorism, that’s the sickest low. People like this do not need to ever have any children

[luck25one]

[kemetic-dreams]

Neocolonialism is the practice of using capitalism, globalisation, cultural imperialism, and conditional aid to influence a developing country instead of the previous colonial methods of direct military control (imperialism) or indirect political control (hegemony).

Neocolonialism differs from standard globalisation and development aid in that it typically results in a relationship of dependence, subservience, or financial obligation towards the neocolonialist nation. This may result in an undue degree of political control or spiraling debt obligations,functionally imitating the relationship of traditional colonialism.

Control the money, whoever controls the money, controls education, Military power and Illusion of being Elite.

Gaddafi tried to change the currency of natural resources from Africa to the world through a African currency. That would have crippled the USA.

Language is another powerful tool. You noticed that public schools don’t offer any African languages but have European languages

When European languages dominant they control the conversation.

Language tells you the culture. The language of lawyers tells you the culture. Isn’t it funny that Africans never had a term that equates to racism or a word called homophobic.

 One of the first steps in colonialism is the changing of god.

If Africans already believe in God, why do we need Europeans to teach us about spirituality.

Control, whoever controls god or the word of god controls the world

Do Europeans want their kids changing religions. 

Look wherever ppl change religions look at name changes. Where ever Christian religion spread you see English names. Islam Muslim names

Show me where Muslims allow African religions to dominant. 

Do Muslims change their names to African names

Show me where Europeans have allowed African religions to dominant.

Do you Europeans change their name when they come to Africa

NGO’S TO SAY HEY I COMING TO HELP, BUT SECRETLY LOOKING FOR NATURAL RESOURCES AND CAUSING  A COUP

OR HEY WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE LIVES BY GIVING OUT TEST DUMMY VACCINES 

THE WHITE MEN IS TO INTELLIGENT, TO LET SOMEONE COME AND CONTROL THE ECONOMY OF HIS COMMUNITY.- MALCOLM X

WE ALLOW ANYONE TO BUILD CHURCHES, MOSQUE, TEMPLES, BRING THEIR RELIGIONS. BRING THEIR LANGUAGES, NAMES AND POLITICS AND AFRICANS GO FOR IT. UNDER THE PRE TEXT OF WANTING TO INTEGRATE.

THIS ISN’T A RACE WAR. BUT MORE OF A BIO-CULTURAL WAR. 

KILL EVERYTHING AFRICAN, KILL THE AFRICAN NAMES, KILL THE AFRICAN RELIGION, KILL THE AFRICAN LANGUAGE, KILL THE WAY OF GOVERN.

THEN SIT BACK AND WATCH OUR OWN PEOPLE KILL EACH OTHER BECAUSE THEIR IS NOTHING OF VALUE.

IT’S EASY TO KILL SOMETHING YOU HATE AND SEE NO VALUE

THE REASON WHY YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT AFRICA IS BECAUSE WE DON’T SEE ANY VALUE IN OUR SELVES DUE TO A LONG PROCESS OF NEOCOLONIALISM.-KHEPRI NETERU

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[never-was-has-been]

And has been their agenda since at least, the 1950's

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[theconcealedweapon]

All of those would be cheaper than imprisoning people, so if you're against it, it can't be because of money.

[nd2tx97]

imagine that

[bahtmun-deactivated20240623]

(November 29, 1976 – August 28, 2020)

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