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[nmaro]

fuck me father for i have sinned

[tyrannid]

5 times Obi-Wan was frustrated by the rule that Masters can’t Dom their own Padawans and one time he did it anyway because he was black out drunk

[intermundia]

WHAT??

They really had Obi-Wan say in an actually episode, that he only needed two more steps to kiss Anakin??

What???

✨it's a stealth ship✨

[nmaro]

anakin: “tell me about this new weapon”

obi-wan, alone, no ship in sight: “you’re looking at it 😏”

i’m the weapon, anakin

[rococobean]

[chewbacca]

Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope (1977)

[virgoos]

it’s pretty funny to me that padawans don’t usually get knighted until they’re like 19-20 if not older bc it sounds like lore specifically made so people can write freaky master padawan sex even if they don’t want to explicitly write underage. like ohhh we created these characters that have this super emotionally bound, hierarchical, pseudo-familial but also explicitly not related mentor/mentee relationship 😏 and yes one calls the other master 😏 and they’re both 18+ 😏 in case that matters for any reason 😏

[obiwancreampie]

the fact that there are actually star wars fans out there right now who believe anakin skywalker is heterosexual is wild. there is a deep chasm between what they understand of the character, and what i do

[andthepeople]

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

[obiwancreampie]

anakin wants to be choked but doesn't know how to ask for that. he wants to be forcibly dominated into submission but doesn't know how to ask for that or offer the trust required. he maybe even wants to be hurt by his dom, but definitely doesn't know how to ask for that. so instead he punishes the people he wanted to do this to him for not just knowing he wanted that, by trying to do that to them (mustafar choking double feature event)

[bunnyf4g]

what’s a little frotting between brothers

[twosuns-overtatooine]

The moment that forever altered the course of their lives...

[virgoos]

imagine the boy you’ve trained for the past 10+ years is a knight now and he’s already lost an arm (which you internalize as your own failure to protect him) and you’re fighting a war and routinely have to send him without you into life or death situations and you’re supposed to accept that either of you could die at any time but actually you can’t imagine your life without him by your side and know on a deep, fundamental level that you’re flawed because you love and care for him too deeply and would be lost if you lost HIM. and also he’s really tall and incredibly handsome now. imagine that.

[wildflowers-inthemeadow]

““I burned so long so quiet you must have wondered if I loved you back. I did, I did, I do.””

— Annelyse Gelman

[8nin]

pretty girl, sweet girl, babygirl, good girl, my girl…

[nmaro]

[gffa]

Star Wars: Galaxy of Adventures | Jedi vs Sith

“You will be a Jedi Knight, I promise you.” #ME SOBBING ABOUT OBI-WAN KENOBI AND ANAKIN SKYWALKER AGAIN #I SAY LIKE I EVER STOPPED

[himboskywalker]

You know how there’s no one gayer in the world than military guys with their active service buddies? I’ve been thinking about how fucking hilarious it would be for Obi-Wan and Anakin to be like that during the Clone Wars. You have these two guys who can feel the other’s soul and very being,living in each other’s back pockets,depending on one every day,constantly striving to keep the other alive,and that’s already the closest bond you can have with someone. They are brothers in arms and are literally called the Open Circle fleet because they are in canon referred to as two halves of the same whole.

But then add in all the military isms from the clones. All the ass slapping and cat calling and that particular brand of flirting soldiers do with one another. All the leering talk of sucking each other off and being a good bunk mate and calling each other pretty. Plus the combat showers and close quarters only further eroding personal space and shyness.

The team comes back to the temple or is on some diplomatic mission between it all and they’re just up in each other’s faces and making kiss sounds towards each other and play slapping asses. When one pins the other down while practice dueling they just give the most slobbering lick up the side of the other’s face. Obi-Wan calls Anakin sugar tits and Anakin sticks his tongue in his cheek when he says master.

Every civilian around them is just like O.o and can’t for the life of them tell if they’re joking or not. The joke is neither Obi-Wan or Anakin can differentiate between normality and it going too far because they’re so weird about each other. They start calling each other babe and giving air kisses goodbye and saying love you bye on holo calls and it’s funny haha jokey until one of them gets hurt and then it’s I love you I love you between frantic,real kisses on the battlefield while the troopers nearest to them who HAVE been joking the whole time watch like O.O

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

not a character who died and came back different or who died but came back the same but a character who died and came back extremely angry that you stopped digging for them

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

you were so close

why did you give up on me

why did I have to drag myself out of this grave without you

[wibbly-wan]