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No offense but if you’re the one upset no one writes with you and you get upset at someone who does, it’s not on them to talk to you. No one should have to chase you down and make you feel better. I’m not the same anon but that’s just some bs on your part

First, you know what’s bullshit? Going on anon when my dm’s are open. I’ve said multiple times that if you have a problem with me, come talk to me. It’s not that difficult, trying to be civil and handle issues properly.

Second, I wasn’t getting upset with the person who has written with me, not one bit! I can damn well promise you that. I love my partners and am not going to be mad when they’re honest with me. All I asked is to be reminded to respond to a thread if I haven’t in awhile. Y’know, a common request among roleplayers. I’m not asking anyone to, “chase me down,” and make me, “feel better.” I’m not playing a victim card, I wouldn’t do that to myself LOL. Last time I checked, being writing partners is a two sided thing and communication is key. I talk to my partners pretty frequently and I am not a difficult person to talk to, people who actually talk to me, and not go on anon, can verify that.

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i was interested in your ocs, but i lost interest because you never continued our threads past one or two replies.

if im taking forever on a reply, dm me. remind me about it, talk to me. please don’t go on anon in my asks and tell me this, it’s one of my staple things to talk to me. im not gonna bite your head off for reminding me to reply. sometimes I genuinely forget because I get busy irl or my general lack of focus. just talk to me.

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so tbh there’s a high possibility im just gonna archive this blog and have it still existing to add about pages for characters. if you wanna interact with a character, dm me for my discord or somethin. kinda just tired of reblogging memes to make more posts, then maybe getting one ask a month, and constantly questioning why my ocs aren’t catching on. like i said before my discord is available if you wanna rp there, otherwise id say expect little to none from this blog. ✌🏻

[klausesdiego]

[rpmemesguys]

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 : Sentence Starters

"What happened to your face?"

"It's filthy."

"I was cleaning the chimney."

"I'm coming with you."

"We have no chimney."

"I've seen the grid specs and I know how to reset the entire system."

"_______, you're not coming with me."

"Sorry. I love you. Don't hate me."

"You need me!"

"I do some web designs."

"It's been 10 years."

"Everyday I wake up knowing that no matter how many lives I protect, no matter how many people call me a hero, someone even more powerful could change everything."

"No, I do the laundry."

"I think it's time I took care of my own dirty underwear."

"No one washes a flag."

"Last time you did it, you turned everything blue and red, so no."

"All right, laundry sheriff."

"Now I'm gonna take back what is rightfully mine."

"I will be like a god to them."

"A god named Sparkles?"

"Did your "traffic jam" have anything to do with, I don't know, being shot at by machine guns?"

"You want me to come down there so you can kill me?"

"On behalf of the fine people of New York and real rhinos everywhere, I ask you to put your mechanized paws in the air!"

"No, (s)he's doing... whatever it is (s)he does."

"You wanted to be the hero."

"And now you gotta pay the price!"

"You wanna know how powerful I am?"

"I'm gonna kill the light."

"Everyone has a part of themselves they hide. Even from the people they love most."

"I like to think _______ gives people hope."

"But I love _______ more."

"I thought we were already friends."

"Then let's go catch a spider."

"You're gonna wanna see this."

"I had a friend once. It didn't work out."

"_______ had you under surveillance."

"Isn't that the question of the day?"

"There really is no place like home."

"Not everyone has a happy ending."

"YOU LIED TO ME!"

"I'm trying to help you!"

"Let ME help you!"

"That must be a good feeling."

"These look pretty important, _______."

"Hey, you're not a nobody."

"We have plans for you, _______."

"I made a choice; this is my path."

"We LITERALLY can change the world!"

"Nothing is what I thought it was."

"I just wanted everybody to see me."

"I should kill you."

"I'm gonna get you out of here, alright."

"I'm not the one you want."

"I want to make you a deal."

"You want _______ and I can give him/her to you."

"You were my friend and you BETRAYED ME!"

"You don't give people hope."

"I'm gonna take away yours."

"_______ what did you do?"

"What you made me do."

"Did you get my message?"

"I'll tell you what it says. Says, "I love you." Because I love you."

"They got, uh, Jack the Ripper."

"What? They haven't caught Jack the Ripper yet. You didn't know that?"

"This is most cliched hiding place you could've chosen."

"I'm sorry, I didn't take us to the Bahamas of hiding places."

"You're wrong about us being on different paths."

"It's like seeing a ghost."

"Now there's nothing to distract from your unibrow."

"You still blow-dry your hair every morning?"

"I didn't get love vibes."

"That's actually kind of what it's like to love you."

"How the tables have turned."

"How dare you come back in here?"

"You recalcitrant, unworthy, defective, urchin freak(s)!"

"Oh, God, sorry. That's just not the answer we were looking for."

"Right as rain."

"Okay, so, Fairy Godmother, it is time to grant me a wish."

"You're throwing his/her stuff away?"

"You mean people are pissed off because (s)he tried to turn everyone in New York City into giant lizards."

"Gives me a little extra in the cookie jar."

"If it was 1961, he pays me a fair wage."

"Yeah, I don't do complicated."

"Everything's always complicated with _______."

"I thought you two had broken up."

"I'm glad you're not one of those cops who rides a horse."

"People will say I am a monster for what I've done. And maybe they're right."

"You are experimenting on people in there."

"You are not going to bury me, too."

"The difference is, no one is going to miss you."

"Dude. Nice arm."

"It's just all in the wrist, buddy."

"Speaking of progress, you're looking better."

"It comes and goes."

"I hate this song!"

"You have such potential, _______."

"Such fierce intelligence, and you're throwing it all away."

"On my 16th birthday, you sent me Scotch. Or one of your assistants did."

"I don't expect forgiveness from you anymore."

"Maybe you can succeed where I failed."

"I never told you that it's genetic. Our disease."

"It's my birthday."

"Now it's time for me to light my candles."

"I'm so naked in here."

"It's not my fault."

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gonna hop on over to the rwby multi im making and hopefully finish it today y’all can blame snow for the motivation to bring back my canon trash

[theinboxmemebook]

Send in 🍷 to walk in on my muse WASTED

[moretrashyrpmemes]

Soft Intimacy Meme

Send one to…

😴  - Curl up next to my sleeping muse

🤐 - Come to my muse with a secret

🧥 - Wrap a coat around my muse

💉 - Help my muse take a shot

✂️ - Cut my muse’s hair

🎈 - Bring my muse something to cheer them up

🤗 - Sneak up behind my muse and hug them

🎸 - Teach my muse how to play the guitar

🍙 - Bring my muse something to eat

🥤 - Bring my muse a drink

🍻 - Bring my muse an alcoholic drink

🌺 - Put a flower in my muse’s hair

🛁 - Take a bath with my muse

🚿 - Take a shower with my muse

🎮 - Show my muse video game cheats

⚽️ - Teach my muse a sport

🌱 - Plant seedlings with my muse

🤛🏼 - Show my muse how to throw a proper punch

📕 - Read to my muse

🧢 - Put a hat on my muse

[wickedlymeme]

“I wish it could always be like this.”

“You’re always there for me.”

“The stars are the only thing that makes sense.”

“There’s more out there, you just have to be patient.”

“It doesn’t all have to be existential dread.” 

“You’re so much different when we’re alone.”

“I like it when the worlds quiet.” 

“There’s a place for us somewhere.”

“They’ll name constellations after you one day.”

“Your hearts beating so fast.”

“They don’t know what they want.”

“You don’t know what you want.”

“That’s what they’re supposed to say.”

“We really don’t know what we’re doing.”

“I miss the old you.”

“Nostalgias a trap.”

“Aliens are out there.”

“Did you hear that?”

“I really want pizza right now, think it’s open?” 

“What time is it?”

“But why would they abduct cows?”

“We’ll all be dead soon enough anyways.” 

“I wish we didn’t have to sleep.”

“What do you believe in?”

“What happens after we die?”

“Seems like a silly thing to say, don’t you think?” 

“And what’s your excuse?”

“You’ll get it together soon.”

“Sometimes I feel like I’ll never have it together.”

“It’d be better if people weren’t so afraid of their feelings.”

“You keep quiet and we both lose.”

“I wish I could save this forever.”

“When did you realize you were in love with me?”

“The rooms spinning.”

“I loved you long before you knew.”

“I’m not afraid of death, I think it’ll be peaceful.”

“The Universe is too big for that.”

“Do you think we’ve met in other lives?” 

“I’d come back to haunt you.” 

“Would you come back to haunt me?”

“What’s alternate universe you doing right now?”

“Tell me a secret.”

“Why haven’t you told anyone?” 

“I wish we knew each other sooner.”

“You’re a game changer.” 

“I’m a game changer.”

“Don’t ignore fate.” 

“Ignorance isn’t bliss.”

“What, is that a conspiracy theory?”

“It’s probably the Illuminati anyways.” 

[seriouslyextra]

some fab 5 sentence starters

feel free to adjust wording/pronouns/etc as needed! 

“all my failed relationships have been 100% the other person’s fault.” “i feel scared and excited at the same time.” “don’t scare her, we just got here!” “you need to stop putting other people’s things in your mouth today.” “you’ve been wearing your hat for 25 years.” “i love that you trust me.” “can you believe?” “you can reinvent yourself and learn new things whenever you want.” “i don’t know what to say to that, ______. i’m just gonna move on.” “that is a grown man dressed like a pineapple.” “stop smelling everything!” “i don’t think he needs our help! oh, never mind.” “you know i love a harness situation.” “you’re giving me so much sexy face right now i can’t even handle it.” “i’ve never met a cheese that i didn’t like.” “sometimes when you’re feeling buried, you’re actually just planted.” “do i like it? yes. am i attracted to you? hundred percent.” “it’s like the land that time forgot.” “you can’t put everything in your mouth and up your nose!” “i don’t even have anything to criticize in here because there’s nothing in here to criticize.” “you’re supposed to have fun, you’re supposed to explore, you’re supposed to get excited!” “i always say: plan, do, ask for help.” “failure isn’t the opposite of success, it’s part of it.” “look at you! you’re getting over fears! you’re swinging!” “i just got a whiff of something and i thought it was me.” “you know what i do not have time for? fear.” “so many times people forget to tell the people they’re around that they love them. so, you know what? i love you.” “you took the former over-the-top crazy and you classied the crazy and it looks great!” “now that’s how you do a surprise, baby.” “she was just a meme right there.” “are we here to plan a fabulous wake?” “what’s going on here, mate?” “it smells like old things and things to cover up the smell of old things.” “he has the rest of his life to have a beard, you know what i’m saying?” “you’re adulting!” “it’s kinda weird. it’s really weird.” “i am living this bob ross picture life to its fullest extent.” “do you mind if i get rid of some of your clothes?” “i am so excited to get them in another yard sale.” “we were the worst, but we had so much fun. so thanks for having us.” “i’m gonna gorge myself on cookies.”

[ofxavalon-archive]

tips for interacting with a multimuse blog

NEVER BE AFRAID TO TELL US WHO YOU’D LIKE TO INTERACT WITH. 

We won’t be offended if you followed for one particular muse, we’ll just be happy you liked that one!

Understand that maybe we don’t have muse for all the muses all the time. It may take us a little bit to get back to that one particular thread

If you want to interact with EVERY SINGLE MUSE WE HAVE we also will not be upset about that

other multis feel free to add more to this

[nmpteenarchivedlol]

ARE YOUR MEMES SPICY

[nmpteenarchivedlol]

Things I've Heard, Said, or Thought Of Part 5

1: Maybe cyanide will cure my bronchitis.

2: That's Po! There's Po, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Tinky-Winky! You uncultured swine!

3: THE SPIRITS HAVE AWOKEN!

4: When a weed blog follows you at five in the morning, but you block them because they didn't follow you at four-twenty.

5: I could have a magical, rainbow cat on my dick.

6: Some kid said, "coupon," like, "coo-pin," and I about frickin' hit her.

7: Some kid just bit down on a string cheese like a fucking animal instead of stringing it.

8: Customer service is having a panic, someone spilled lube all over the floor.

9: Things take effort when you have a broken arm.

10: Welcome to the pleasure lobby, do you have an appointment or is this a walk-in?

11: I hunger for the souls of the innocent but macaroni and cheese will do.

12: I care for my offspring like a giant mother bird. Clearly I'm father material.

13: You've turn me into a white person.

14: I sexually identify as an oatmeal raisin cookie.

15: Damn it, I was waiting for the a beat drop.

16: If I don't get Play Of The Game I'm gonna shit.

17: Your edibles ain't shit.

18: You are the least Tom Cruise in this movie.

19: There's no rules after 8 o'clock.

20: Woman up, you dumb dick.

21: This is why I have no patience for sex and boys.

22: He's bitchin' about his fuckin' pineapples.

23: Aw fuck, I got Germ-X on my shorts.

24: I need stuff to decorate my gold cart.

25: My vagina just made the Windows shutdown noise.

26: It makes me so sad that it's drooping.

27: You're about to meet a tragic end, my darling.

[drowsyrpmemes]

Send in a "💋" for my muses reaction to your muse kissing their neck.

[secretariatess]

OC Asks

 What is/are your OC’s nickname(s) and how did it come about?

 What is the color of your OC’s eyes/hair/skin?

 How tall is your OC?

What is a noticeable physical attribute of your OC?

What does your OC normally wear? What would your OC wear on a special night?

What is one word you would use to describe your OC’s appearances?

Does your OC have any markings, such as a birthmark or a scar?

How does your OC talk/what does your OC’s voice sound like?

What does your OC’s bedroom look like?  His/her living area?

What does your OC keep in a special drawer?

What is your OC’s relationship with his/her mother?

What is your OC’s relationship with his/her father?

How many siblings does your OC and what is his/her relationship with them?

Who is the mother and/or father figure in your OC’s life?

What was your OC’s childhood like?

What is your OC’s strongest childhood memory? Why and how as that impacted him/her?

What is your OC’s imagination like?

How many times did your OC move as a child?  Which area was his/her favorite?

What does your OC think of children- either in general or about having them?

What kind of mother/father would your OC be?

Who are your OC’s closest relatives?

Who is/are your OC’s closest friend(s)?

Who are the people your OC surrounds him/herself with?

Who are the people your OC dislikes/hates?

If your OC has a soulmate, who is it?

Why does your OC and his/her soulmate work so well together?

What are some things your OC admires about his/her soulmate?

How did your OC and his/her soulmate meet?

What is your OC’s level of education?

Did your OC participate in extracurricular activities, and if so, what were they?

What is your OC’s opinion of school?  What kind of student was s/he?

What subjects did your OC excel at?

What subjects interested your OC?

What is your OC’s dream job and/or current profession?

How is your OC working towards his/her dream job and/or achieved his/her current profession?

What are your OC’s thoughts/opinions of his/her current profession?

What is your OC’s biggest dream?

How does your OC react to and handle stress?

How does your OC handle anger?

How does your OC handle grief?

What is your OC’s greatest fear?

What makes your OC happy?

What kind of sense of humor does your OC have?

What are some things that greatly upset your OC?

What are some things that annoy your OC?

If your OC has them, what are some regrets s/he has?

How easily does your OC forgive?

What are some of your OC’s vices?

If your OC experienced trauma, what was it?

What secrets does your OC have?

What are some of your OC’s morals?

What are some of your OC’s motivations?

What is the health of your OC?

Does your OC think with his/her head or heart?

What are your OC’s thoughts on death?

What are some of your OC’s strengths?

What are some of your OC’s weaknesses?

How does your OC take criticism?

What does your OC think of him/herself?

If your OC could change one thing about him/herself, what would it be?

What is the general impression your OC gives other people?

How emotionally/mentally vulnerable is your OC with other people?

How does your OC display love?

What are some habits your OC has picked up?

What is your OC’s favorite drink?

What is your OC’s favorite food?

What is your OC’s favorite sweet?

What is your OC’s favorite season?

What is your OC’s favorite kind of weather?

What is your OC’s favorite book?

What is your OC’s favorite movie and/or TV show?

What is your OC’s favorite kind music (and song if there is one)?

What is your OC’s favorite form of entertainment?

What is your OC’s favorite color?

What is your OC’s favorite scent?

What is your OC’s favorite animal?

What is your OC’s favorite sound?

What is your OC’s favorite time of day?

What is your OC’s favorite kind of ice cream?

What is your OC’s favorite dinosaur?

Ask your own question.

[mieczlw-a]

BEFORE  SHIPPING  WITH  ME ,  YOU  NEED  TO  KNOW   //  

i  will  get  invested  almost  instantly. 

i  will  invade  your  inbox  //  im’s  //  discord  etc  for  plots  //  headcanon’s  //  and  general  yelling  about  our  ship. 

i  will  tag  you  in  gifsets  //  images  //  posts  that  remind  me  of  our  ship.  

i  will  send  you  almost  every  meme  you  reblog  //  pop  into  your  ask  IC  spontaneously.  

i  will  get  on  your  nerves  eventually  but  that’s  fine  we’re  fine  it’s  fine.  

i  won’t  force  anything  on  you  that  you’re  not  comfortable  with  and  will  always  discuss  any  uncomfortable  //  triggering  subjects  with  you.  because  as  my  rp  partner  and  friend  i  respect  you  and  your  boundaries.