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hey ground control to major asshole you are going to miss the chicken dinner

[paragoomba]

[marquis-de-salo]

[mediumsizedboy]

Cursed image

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[suppermariobroth]

The water in Super Mario Sunshine is not in fact transparent. The surface of the water is overlaid with a snapshot of what’s under it, then that picture is distorted to simulate rippling. By disabling the game’s ability to create snapshots of the screen, we can see the true appearance of the water: black and opaque.

[mister-lucky-bunny]

Young man

There’s no need to feel down

I said young man

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[deep-freeze-defender]

Fred must paint the wall

[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[carudamon119]

akt ‏@aktfps キャットタワーとベッドに同時に爪が引っかかってしまった猫ちゃん

[cattechnology]

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[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

they tore down my childhood home in istanbul. i visited last winter break and saw this nine foot statue in its place

[hotvampireadjacent]

caillou destroyed your home

[naradreamscape]

he warned us with, “each day I grow some more”

[gorgonsach]

you got games on your phone

[worldhammerer-old]

Now i’m falling asleep, and she’s calling a

crab

[alliwannadoisbangscrew]

check out this photo of drake, khaled, an a mysterious drake/khaled hybrid

[bonerfart]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

post your fave Eric Andre sketch

[sam1tron]

[shawslayer]

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

[cutest-goddamn-fool]

Lover of the Russian Queen?

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

sour of the russian cream