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gentle psa for all the 12s out there who adore torger wolff right now:
this is like thinking the stripper loves you
looking at some posts here i feel like i've entered an alternate reality where George drove over Max's limp body and then reversed back over it to make sure he was really dead
The importance of archive locking your fics
I thought I'd write a post that goes into details about why archive locking your fics is important, because we usually just say it but don't tell why, and I'm sure there are people who are new in the fandom and don't know why it's such a big deal when shipping and fanfic writing/fanart drawing comes so naturally and is a fundamental part of fandom.
Real person fiction is a sensitive topic in itself because it's based on real people and not on fictional characters.
It's a basic rule of RPF fandom/fanfic to keep your story away from the person it's about. Why? Because if they find it, start reading it, and it makes them uncomfortable (or worse) and they talk about it somewhere publicly, all the fans who are not in these type of fandom spaces and don't know how they work will go after fanfic writers and abuse them for writing shipper fics, kinky fics and all the other things.
Also, think about whether you'd like to read a story about you being shipped with someone that's your friend or worse, someone you don't even like. And the two of you do things that are highly unrealistic, or even triggering to you in reality. It'd be better if you didn't even know about the existence of such fic, right? Right.
George got pole for exactly the reasons people were making fun of him. He knows the rulebook inside and out, so he knew he only had to lift for a single yellow. Kimi didn’t and abandoned his lap. Even if he hadn’t, he said himself in his interview that he didn’t think he would’ve beaten George to pole anyway. And people calling it a “fake pole” annoy me to no end, especially after the stewards confirmed everything was legal and even Vasseur said there would be no further investigation.
ITS GETTING SCARY IN THESE STREETS !!!!EVERYBODY BETTER START LOCKING THEIR FICS !!!!
i just can say this the most relevant merger I've done
amazing things happening over on f1 twt
he should win more asap bc if he looked this good at aus gp 2026 imagine how he’ll look at austria bro
it's gonna be hilarious when mercedes loses the constructors by exactly 15 points, webber my words
GOATonelli
Kimi Antonelli doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Kimi Antonelli doesn't get penalties. The stewards get warnings.
Kimi Antonelli's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Kimi.
Kimi Antonelli can hear sign language.
Kimi Antonelli once overtook Max Verstappen in a dream and Max woke up P2.
wow this Mercedes news is getting kinda crazy
One day in the not-too-distant future, Toto is going to say something even more ridiculous than the things he's already been saying about George and a bunch of teenagers with a giant dog will show up and wrestle him to the ground, yank a latex mask off his head, and expose the true villain behind George's ongoing nightmare: Valentino Rossi
"Eee allora, I would gotten away with it too if it wasn't for these ragazzini di merda and their dog!!"
(with apologies to scooby doo)
Going on mercs Instagram just to like hate comments #healing
BEST RUSSTAPPEN FICS EXTENSIVE MASTERLIST
In no particular order, all on ao3
58 fics in total
Hot n cold by levivi: https://archiveofourown.org/works/68781416 oneshot, great fic, wanted more of it, the author has 7 other fics where russtappen is the main ship, in-universe.
Calls & Cats by raewritesfics: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50756290 oneshot, simple, sweet and extremely fluffy, in-universe.. The author has 4 other fics where russtappen is the main ship.
Raindrops & Balconies by raewritesfics: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51615313 oneshot, lots of banter, very cute, in-universe..
Winning mentality by linearity: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47724361 long one-shot, slightly angsty with happy ending, first fic I read for this ship, deep character exploration, in-universe.
The Parent Trap by darlingholocene: https://archiveofourown.org/works/64289845 5 chapters, Child of Divorce Kimi + some 2025 rookies, cute, fluffy and funny, in-universe.. Excellent author for this ship with 7 other fics where russtappen is the main ship.
Emergency Protocol by Sweet_Kiwie: https://archiveofourown.org/works/66832441 3 chapters, extremely smutty emphasis on extremely, alternate universe: a/b/o
Home Is Where The Heart Is by Sweet_Kiwie: https://archiveofourown.org/works/66029326 multi-chap (12), Mpreg, Accidents, Recovery, Eventual Smut, Kid Fic, Memory Loss, Amnesia, Parenthood
How To Break a Heart (and Fix it Later) by Sweet_Kiwie: https://archiveofourown.org/works/70688621 oneshot, super cute, maybe incorrect characterisation? Established relationship, fluffy, in-universe.
Trial by Fire by lalaillama: https://archiveofourown.org/works/70363396 multi-chap (38), but really fast-paced, plot-heavy in the fun way, one of the best authors and one of the best fics ever + cute landoscar, in-universe, all other 6 fics are a must read. Other Fics also by the same author
Fever Dreams: https://archiveofourown.org/works/71180686
Mutually Beneficial: https://archiveofourown.org/works/72810041
Project Cupid: https://archiveofourown.org/works/72475811
The Redundancy Principle: https://archiveofourown.org/works/83628696
Household Benefits by rsstppn: https://archiveofourown.org/works/69824686 multichap (15), alternate universe- inspired by the movie Proposal (2009) but so much better, family fluff, enemies to lovers, 4 other fics where russtappen is the main ship
Genesis by rsstpn: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74438701 multi-chap (17), alternate universes: scientists, kid fic, cloning + kimi
Family Matters by agustofwind: https://archiveofourown.org/works/73584616 multi-chap (31), multi-ship, many characters, alternate universe: Heist au, plot heavy emphasis on heavy did I mention HEAVY, intense enemies to lovers, heartbreaking, lots of angst, could qualify as a novella ;))
You’re always my reminder by agustofwind: https://archiveofourown.org/works/81446771 multi-chap (13), might be the best fic I’ve read for this ship, maybe one of the best fics ever, angst and smutt, body swap au, enemies to lovers.
Menthol Smoke by diamondheist: https://archiveofourown.org/works/71807811 Multi-chap, currently ongoing, random updates, Max retires and becomes George’s engineer at Mercedes AU, enemies-to-lovers, non-linear narrative.
Sunburnt frost by diamondheist: https://archiveofourown.org/works/79997071 multi-chap (2), excerpt from ao3: Each year, the FIA regulates that each driver on the grid must comply with mandatory soulmate testing. (Max has always believed in soulmates. George, not so much.)
Red Means War (And Something Else) by angelofer: https://archiveofourown.org/works/78632896 Multi-chap (13), would have liked more chapters for this fic tbh, one of the best authors I’ve ever encountered, keeps you on your toes, George moves to Ferrari after winning WDC in Mercedes, and Max moves to Mercedes, canon-compliant treatment of George by Merc (i.e. mistreatment), Angst with happy ending, lots of smut, great chemistry. Author so good that I’m going to list every other fic written under this ship:
By Any Means: https://archiveofourown.org/works/75901931
The worst best thing: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74391476
Mrs. Verstappen: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74737941
You and Me: https://archiveofourown.org/works/75119926
Hate You (Not): https://archiveofourown.org/works/74645161
Operation Kiss and Make Up: https://archiveofourown.org/works/78199971
Love, RB by angelofer: https://archiveofourown.org/works/83949056 , multi-chap, deserves special mention. Mpreg, crack- treated seriously, lots of smut, excerpt from Ao3: Or: Verstappen somehow knocks George up with a miracle baby—despite the fact that they never had sex.George is going to kill him.
Be quiet and drive (too close) by onethrufate: https://archiveofourown.org/works/68887851 cute, one-shot, tooth-rotting fluff, maybe a bit OOC, Car Crash, Hurt/ Comfort.
I dont care if you’re contagious by onethrufate: https://archiveofourown.org/works/71158551 one-shot, sick fic, George is sick Max helps, that’s it, that’s the plot: domestic Fluff and Banter, Bakupodium 2025.
DNF: Driver not Found by tofflemire : https://archiveofourown.org/works/75226741 multi-chap (12), Car accidents, Angst, Rivals to lovers, crazy plot: Moments after winning the 2025 WDC, George Russell suffers a crash that erases his entire racing life. Hidden on a secluded farm to prevent further trauma, he becomes a ghost the world quietly mourns. Three years later, a burnt-out Max Verstappen, fleeing racing and fame, stumbles onto the farm and finds the man everyone believed lost forever.
If i turn around you’re running back to me by darlingholocene: https://archiveofourown.org/works/73897176 multi-chap (4), soulmate au, the mortifying DNF: Driver Not Found by tofflemireordeal of being known, semi-canon-compliant, angst with a happy ending.
You remind me of how good it feels to hurt by jaeminct: https://archiveofourown.org/works/70642041 one-shot, nightmare situationship, smut, developing relationship + galex friendship
Things we leave behind by deatiface: https://archiveofourown.org/works/69328261 multi-chap (17) smuttyyyy, hate sex, pining, emotional support charles, domestic fluff
Leaps and Bounds by mikli: https://archiveofourown.org/works/6528766 oneshot with second part, time-travel au, excerpt from Ao3: “Wow, you weren’t lying, you and Dad really did fight a lot before you got together.” “Yeah, Max and I don’t really get along- Me and WHAT?” Or Kimi breaks various time travel rules. A bit roughly written, but there were only so many fics to read back in the day.
Just get together by ipleadbritney: https://archiveofourown.org/works/64155589 oneshot, Landoscar + Russtappen, really cute and funny, excerpt from Ao3: Lando and Oscar, George decides, wouldn’t be half as insufferable if that damn McLaren car wasn’t half as quick, too.
Crying lightning by 112000 (140445): https://archiveofourown.org/users/140445/pseuds/112000 oneshot, second part is just as great, George and Max swap suitcases, then meetup and makeout
Best Kept Secret by ivorysinner: https://archiveofourown.org/works/77007731 multi-chap (19), kid fic, excerpt from ao3: A wild, tiny fluff of curly hair appears in the Mercedes motorhome. Follow along as the drivers fight for the top competition on the grid, which is obviously not the grand prix.
Dance with the Devil by anemptyflask: https://archiveofourown.org/works/76100956 ongoing, multi-chap, excellent fic with excellent plot, must read.
Finding Shelter by Danny_oh: https://archiveofourown.org/works/79151786 multi-chap, alternate universe- cannon-divergent, non-F1 driver Max Verstappen, homelessness, amazing fic, excerpt from ao3: Max has been drifting aimlessly for years, since his father threw him out the door, and crushed any attempts he’s made to pursue his dream. He goes from place to place, race to race in underground circles, with no goal in sight but the next thrill to come. Until a chance encounter with two-time championship winner George Russell, who’s grown weary of being at the top of his game, changes things.
Rash Decision by Danny_oh: https://archiveofourown.org/works/78152091 oneshot, sexual tension, excerpt from ao3: Max Verstappen has never really shown his skin any care, until George Russell takes it upon himself to fix it for him.
New Horizons (and what to make of them by Danny_oh: https://archiveofourown.org/works/81491246 ongoing, multi-chap, excerpt from ao3: three years, three championship wins after Max Verstappen’s unfortunate passing, George Russell learns things might not be as he’d thought they were, as Max might be well and alive out there. He embarks on a quest for truth and purpose, chasing something -someone- he isn’t sure he’ll find.
Greedy by vroom_vroom (buildarocket): https://archiveofourown.org/works/59681032 oneshot, alternate universe- non-famous, excerpt from ao3: Alternatively: George finds his girlfriend cheating on him and decides to confront the man she's cheating with. Turns out he's George's estranged friend from middle school, and he, too, has just been played. They decide to take revenge.
Collateral intentionally by Dostoevsky: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74449376 oneshot, excerpt from ao3: Max Verstappen drags his tractor to P12 and gets photographed at a Monaco steakhouse with Toto and Susie the next week. George doesn’t get the steakhouse. George gets his office two days later.
Sleeping Beauty by Exoticbutters: https://archiveofourown.org/works/68892896 multi-chap (5), feelings realisation, pining, down badism, excerpt from ao3: Max watches George napping. Fuck he’s kinda pretty. Has he always been this pretty?
New year, new me, new you by alba63: https://archiveofourown.org/works/76635021 multi-chap (10), one of my favourites, slowburn, rom com, rivals to friends to lovers, reconciliation, eventual smut
Making the bed by reconnaissance: https://archiveofourown.org/works/77906196 multi-chap (15), one of my favourites, plot heavy, cute, slow burn kind of, magical realism, plot is: George wakes up in an alternate universe where russatappen is real after a crash, and then he wakes up in the real world where none of it is true and then starts pining after Max.
Sick Days and Second Chances by brightpinkballerina: https://archiveofourown.org/works/75715586 multi-chap (6), teammate dynamics, Kimi falls sick, George and Max help him recover, Gax family + Ollie, hurt/ comfort. Others by the same author:
Podium Redux: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74781976
Press(ed) conference: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74514911
Drivers’ Parade: https://archiveofourown.org/works/73960001
Easy to take by perceverance: https://archiveofourown.org/works/72243096 one-shot, smut, mpreg.
Swept Away by lapdap357: https://archiveofourown.org/works/81503596 multi-chap, ongoing,
Accidental acquisition of a cat (and a boyfriend) by I_dont_know_okay: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74475531 multi-chap (3), 1st 2 chapters were bomb but the last one doesn’t do justice to the premise
True love, allegedly by dekadeki: https://archiveofourown.org/works/86352041/chapters/228431951 ongoing multi-chap, toxic ex russtappen but make it a/b/o dynamic in a historical au, very interesting fic, extremely well written, waiting for updates.
Forced Pairing by Garinn: https://archiveofourown.org/works/75442581/chapters/197235096 ongoing multi-chap, great fic, excerpt from ao3: In 2050, F1 runs cleaner, faster, smarter. ARCOS monitors everything — heart rate, throttle trace, the corrections drivers make and the ones they almost do. George Russell stayed at Mercedes because it was the right call. He'd made peace with that. Mostly. Then Max Verstappen showed up. They're not friends. They're not enemies. The problem is the space between those two things, which turns out to be where everything actually happens. One season. And George, who has never had trouble reading a room, keeps second-guessing everything. He's good at reading data. Everything else is taking longer.
Got what you can't resist by laheysmythes: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74799226 oneshot, lucid dreaming pining. Plot: the one where Max gets constantly haunted by George appearing in commercials. Other fics by the same author:
Win stupid prizes: https://archiveofourown.org/works/75355826
Too bad you couldn’t stay: https://archiveofourown.org/works/81766411
ADDITIONAL: FOR LANDOSCAR, ALL FICS FROM CX’S F1CS https://archiveofourown.org/series/4061407?page=2 ARE GREAT! MUST READS!!
There are many other great fics that I currently can't find, some of them ongoing and some of them complete; if i've missed any, please suggest them in comments. Special mention: All these little things by anonymous. Also, that one fic where both Max's and George's cars get possessed by spirits and try to cause collisions with each other
i think the reason im so unmoved by kimi antonelli and his success this year is that in his f1 career, there has been little to no struggle and that makes him fundamentally unrelatable to me. dont get me wrong, im completely astounded by his ability to perform on track (even if its helped by his luck and having the fastest car) but being the championship leader in his sophomore season is infinitely less compelling to me than his counterpart, george, who has clawed his way up from lower teammate and earned his spot at a top team only to be brushed off as automatic second seat to his seven time champion teammate but then when he finally has the opportunity to prove himself as a first seat driver at an incredibly fast team, hes pushed to the side by his prodigy teammate. george winning would be an amazing case of proving everyone wrong and being the best DESPITE the people hes been measured up again, DESPITE what people think and say about him, DESPITE every obstacle put in his way. winning in the face of adversity, of hardship, of extreme unluckiness, thats such a testament to keep trying, to continuing on, to getting up and getting closer when youve been pushed aside time and time again... is that not far more relatable to any regular person rather than being the best from the jump? i dont know. to me, it is.
damn, it's really something like that.