Heart

°¡ Heart or Maya ¡° °¡ Minor • She/her ¡° °¡ Forever in delulu-land ¡°

[no-lessthan3]

"Ryland Grace made all of his students and gave them accurate characteristics and speech patterns and Convo topics of science and planets and stupid puns and hacky sack in his tomodachi life: living the dream island and he constantly talks to them" I scream as I am dragged into the abyss

[no-lessthan3]

who the hell was like "hmm yes, this chair?... Make it rotate." and why were they so right

[no-lessthan3]

sumn sumn increase in the child/teen chosen one trope in media sumn sumn rise in the older generations's expectations of the younger ones solving their problems, overlooking their failures and "fixing" the world all by themselves without a peep while simultaneously taking their belittlement

Or something...

[taceplantae]

so weird existing as a person who is both sun and moon, the talker and the listener, the orange and the black cat. i am my own other half but there will forever be something that’s missing despite it

[no-lessthan3]

Though the sun and the moon might feel like they are all there is to our world, they aren't the only beings to exist together. They both need an Earth, someone that can revolve around the sun, someone that can let the moon revolve around it.

Though you are both the sun and the moon, you still need an Earth that can accompany you or let you accompany them.

Be there to listen when you talk and talk when you feel like listening.

Someone who can be the Doberman to your Orange cat and the Golden retriever to your Black cat.

Someone who will be there with you no matter how self dependent you seem because though you may be your own other half, you still need someone who can keep you from falling apart.

[no-lessthan3]

if I had a nickel for everytime one of my friends told me my side profile makes me look like an anime character, I'd have two(2) nickels, which isn't a lot but it's wierd that it happened twice right?

[no-lessthan3]

all the people who have consumed their twins in the womb have one more thing in common with sharks than I do and I am so jealous

Like, I wanna be born with a legacy of my deeds already behind me too ;-;

[catchymemes]

[pukicho]

If I were a disease I think I’d spread rapidly and kill millions

[no-lessthan3]

i think you can do that without necessarily being a disease tbh but you didn't hear it from me (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)

[no-lessthan3]

freshly orphaned Bruce Wayne who's first real "billionaire action" was getting a home theatre made in the Wayne manor because even tho he knew his parents' death was not premeditated, a part of him is now afraid to ask anyone to the movies with him , but he still wants to remember the nice memories of his parents' last moments by watching his favourite film that they saw that night

;-;

[inactive-astronaut837378-deacti]

unlabeled sexuality because I like who I like (barely anyone ever)

[no-lessthan3]

i am you, you are me, we are one

[no-lessthan3]

sick people be like: nooooo don't come near me you'll get infected by my sick

But what if my antisick infected you??? Then what huh???

[milimeters-morales-deactivated2]

miles hunting peter down to get spidey training

[no-lessthan3]

born to be bffs with Peter Parker from the ultimate Spider-Man

Forced to be real

[no-lessthan3]

did I lace this with some sort of drug where are you guys coming from LMAO

[no-lessthan3]

anyone else have a headache so bad you felt it in your throat or am I just tweaking????

[nitewrighter]

I love you samosas. I love you empanadas. I love you pasties. I love you dumplings. I love you pirozhkis. I love you savory food in a convenient little carb purse.

[catchymemes]

[no-lessthan3]

cut the cameras...deadass.

[catchymemes]