#thomas wayne

[teatimetaker]

Don't kids say the wildest things?

Also Thomas Wayne wasn't that kind of doctor Timmy.

[noirecheris3]

waynes

[lovesick-joey]

the people wanted more youtube worldbuilding ^^

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[robs-your-robins]

Bruce: *yelling at the principal of Gotham Academy*

Duke: *sat outside the office*

Alfred, sat next to him: Master Wayne takes after his parents, I'm afraid.

Duke: So they were-

Alfred: Mrs Wayne was what you kids call "bat shit crazy". She once pulled a glock on Carmine Falcone and threatened to pistol whip him if he came near Master Wayne. She was actually banned from school grounds. Her mugshot is still framed in the Manor. I'll show you later if you like.

Duke:

Alfred: But yes, Master Wayne takes after his mother in that department.

Bruce: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Duke:

Alfred: He has his father's eyes. But yes, the crazy is all hers.

[batcavescolony]

Damian: I check out of school to go volunteer at the hospital

Alfred: *raising from the grave* FINALLY a member of this family with a NORMAL hobby, and it's volunteering at the hospital *dabbs corner of his eye with a handkerchief* it's about time.

[frownyalfred]

Thomas Wayne, wringing his hands: “You know, I’m from Gotham — born and raised, Alfred. But Martha — she’s from Gotham. Do you know what I mean?”

Alfred Pennyworth, freshly hired with 0% of an idea what that actually means: “Certainly, sir.”

[bruciemilf]

Bruce doesn’t know when violence stops being violence to him.

When he’s 4 years old, he pushes Oliver Queen off the swings, because it was his turn, and if talking wouldn’t work, this would.

Martha holds his face , gently, when he has to write an apology letter.

“If you want to participate in cruelty, you can’t cry when you become a victim of it.”

He also punched Sophia Falcone for calling Selina an ugly word, and his small fists ache after, but it doesn’t feel wrong.

His mama grins, small but proud, and Alfred makes his favorite tea, and Thomas tells ‘nice shot, babe’ while gently wrapping up his bleeding knuckles.

He remembers Oswald Cobblepot coming over, seeing him, and handing him ten bucks while cackling.

Gotham teaches him young.

They were out, — Thomas never lets Alfred leave home without him, not even for trivial little things like grocery shopping. And where his father goes, Bruce goes, tied to his hip like an extra limb.

There’s a man, — and he’s holding his wife by the hair. Bruce knows because he can see their rings glowing in the grey sunshine. They’re like Alfie’s rings.

She has bruises on her face, and her neck, and he’s scared for her. Thomas gently puts him down, and Bruce asks if he’ll call Mr. Policeman Gordon.

And Thomas unlocks his wristwatch, slides it over to his knuckles.

“This is how Waynes do things.”

Alfred tries to take Bruce awayand Uncle Oz stops him. When he watches Thomas punches and stomps on that man’s face until his legs stop twitching, he understands.

As Batman, Penguin hands him a 10 dollar bill, still wet with blood, when Bruce takes him to Arkham.

“Your daddy didn’t need a mask. “

[red-plutoo]

Extension on my duke seeing the ghosts of the Wayne’s post, but periodically Jason is followed around by a mini jaybin ghost that he used to think he was the only one who could see it, but he accidentally learnt duke could too

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Jason(grumbling): I swear to fuck

Jaybin: :>

Duke: Jason why do you have a child

Jason: you can see him???

Duke: am I not supposed to???

Jason: no???

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Duke(one explanation later): damn you were a cute kid

Duke: what happened?

Jason: your a bitch you know that?

Duke(covering jaybins ears): language Jason! You can’t say shit like that near kids

Jason: I can promise you it’s heard worse

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Duke(now helping babysit): do ghosts need to like eat? B’s parents don’t, but like he’s a kid so is it different?

Jason: i have no idea, it literally just appears every couple months and doesn’t leave me alone

Duke: why do you call him it?

Jason: cause it’s an it.

Duke: all I’m hearing is childhood trauma

Jason(eye roll): since you’re the peak of mental health obviously

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Jaybin(reading):

Duke(brushing his hair): why does everyone think you were the angry Robin? You were adorable and a nerd

Jason(fake hair swish): I’m adorable now

Duke:

Duke: yeah no

Jason: it’s cause dickface is a sweetheart now and nobody can comprehend he used to be an asshole

Duke: he’s a cop I can fully believe that

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Jaybin’s book(something bad happens to favourite characters):

Jaybin(let’s out longest string of swears ever heard by man):

Jason(used to this): you tell em mini me

Duke: wtf

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Jaybin(hits duke with pillow): kablam!

Duke(covering his head with a pillow): hey!!

Jaybin: sucks to suck (sticks out tongue)

Duke: dude- Jason this guys crazy

Jason: why does this surprise you you’ve met me?

Duke: touché

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All three(sneaking into Wayne manor):

Duke: Thomas? Martha?

Jason: are we sure they’re here? I’ve never seen them

Duke: they say they like the afterlife so they only show up sometimes

Jaybin: do you two ever think it’s really weird you can see ghost?

Duke(possibly immortal):

Jason(can’t stay dead):

Duke/jason: no not really

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Thomas(picking up jaybin): oh hello!

Jaybin(laughing):

Duke: hi Thomas

Jason(did not know duke was telling the truth): oh Jesus-

Thomas: more grandbabies :>