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When you feel like you have your life together, remember that my socks only matched today because one of them was inside out.

#socks #keepittogether

Sometimes, you gotta make the impulse buy...

#longboard #dropdeck #ehlers longboards

Reads popsicle "How do you keep an idiot busy?"

...

Finishes popsicle "Put punchlines on popsicle sticks"

#popsicle jokes #how to keep an idiot busy

"Ooh girl! You look like Sharkeisha hit'chu!"

Barista at Starbucks got no chill.

#went to high school with this guy #starbucks #text post #he went there

I think that something is amiss... I think that "something" is "a Miss."

#aren't i clever #word play #text #text post

#weeping angels #doctor who

worth it

So now you text me?

I thought you had "closure" when it was my turn to be upset, and you said "I think we're done here" and walked out of the restaurant, after you broke up with me.

Funny that you can tell me I'm "such a great guy" while calling it off, and again several weeks later, but not while I have to drive home alone so you can go to another guy's party.

And now, isn't it ironic, that I'm completely excited to talk to someone else, while you're stuck remembering me?

I was a 5 week fling, your holiday-boy-toy, and suddenly you "really did like me."

I told you. I don't play games. Come here come here come here, get away get away get away. That's all it was with you.

I didn't work my fingers to the bone for free time with you, so you could tell me "I'm gonna take a bath and read a book."

Sweetheart, I really hope that ex of yours, "the only one who truly knows you, better than anyone else," is able to help you through this right now.

And I really hope his fiancée doesn't have a problem with that, either.

#what you want to say #but can't #because you'd go to hell #exgf #relationship rant