[saria121]

My cat gets worried about me when I sing in the shower.

[princesstigerbelle]

They just wanna sing too

[pyomorphic]

person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*

[chinese-chicken-salad]

Im gonna invent powdered toes

[pyomorphic]

honestly I don’t know what this means but I feel like you should go to jail

[futurez-deactivated20200514]

You’re not asking for too much you’re just asking the wrong person

[neverthere12345]

[ithelpstodream]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[simonalkenmayer]

Genius

[0iqgremlin]

[kiani93-deactivated20210916]

[dryadgirlie]

me to my alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess

[27-tater-tots]

[opossummypossum]

MOOOOOM

[just-shower-thoughts]

The key to a long lasting relationship is to hate the same things together.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Whining about having a jet lag is quite literally like complaining that the world does not revolve around us.

[sixpenceee]

Amazing handmade ghost ship. (Source)

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[ink-phoenix]

THE PUREST THING

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[amateur]