kenny / cup

it/he/she | also known as horatio carlin's only fan

[lmnlst]

Carl, probably

[no1watchdogsfan]

[no1watchdogsfan]

u guys know how desperate conservative men are for their elementary school days back. thats how i am with fortnite chapter 5

[molabuddy]

i Really love when two characters are really quite similar but in such a way that they just hate eachother onsight.. dog barking at a mirror type beef

[no1watchdogsfan]

tumblr stop logging me out and forcing my theme back to default i can only take so much change

[no1watchdogsfan]

I want to draw my baby.

[victusinveritas]

[lamine-19]

The kindest thing that literature does is remind you that your little peculiar feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, felt equally bewildered by love, bored by society, tired of pretending, and hungry for meaning.

[yorusylph]

[dramatic-dolphin]

not to sound like the friend that's too woke but why does this police station toyset for a 5yr old need a weapons safe full of tiny toy-sized automatic rifles. just asking.

[flanbolt]

[crispyfryy]

comm ✨

[homophobla]

fuck u

𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥

starts dancing

[nateconnolly]

These days, lots of public libraries have a "library of things" collection where you can check out kitchen appliances or yard tools or toys, and, as a children's library assistant, the most popular library of things item that I handle regularly is a plastic scepter thingy called like "unicorn princess magic wand". And whenever I check it out I make a big show of looking at the little kid and being like "do you solemnly swear to use your unicorn princess magic powers only for good and never for evil?"

And pretty much without fail, the little kid will get the world's most mischievous grin and go "I'm gonna use it for EVIL!!!"

[52stations]

these days you cant even relate to morrissey because he was looking for a job and then he actually found one

[michaelnordeman]

Goldeneye/Bucephala clangula/knipa, juvenile. Mariehamn, Åland (25 May 2026).

[synchodai]

My only contribution to the "Is Gale rich?" question is this:

I've been telling all of you since forever that wizards are bourgeoisie!!! THEY HOARD POWER AND CAPITAL, SITTING IN THEIR TOWERS LIKE DRAGONS WITH GOLD. They could use their magic and knowledge to alleviate so many societal ills, and yet what do they do??? ALL THEY DO IS BE BISEXUAL, PONDER ORB, AND LIE.

[shit-piddling-toerag]

Via @synchodai (immortalized because seeing the wealth -> scribed scrolls pipeline written down unlocked something in my brain)