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❝ its all fun and games until its not that anymore ❞
❝ i grow more powerful every day and by powerful i mean sad ❞
❝ only the good die young? phew good thing that i am so incredibly awful ❞
❝ if theres one thing i dont know about its everything ❞
❝ heres some general life advice, when the sun hits the ground find somewhere to hide ❞
❝ after 13 long years congress approved a bill that will finally let the bodies hit the floor ❞
❝ hey kids, i know youre struggling right now but im here to tell you, everything gets worse forever ❞
❝ in a way aren’t we all responsible for my actions ❞
❝ some say love is a river, me i say things that make sense ❞
❝ if your newborn baby has a full head of hair that means it is a business baby and is ready to enter the world of finance ❞
❝ i may be dumb as hell but i am also insanely stupid ❞
❝ take every thing you own and throw it into the ocean who cares ❞
❝ you know the old saying, boys will be trash ❞
❝ one of these days i will float up off into damn space and no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa ❞
❝ if i could shoot anything with a gun i would probably shoot another gun, the hunter become the hunted ❞
❝ lets forget about the bodies for a second. what do you really want to let hit the floor? your feelings perhaps? ❞
❝ i’ve seen a lot of things in my time, which i blame on me leaving my eyes open. things got a lot better once i decided to just close them ❞
❝ learning from mistakes is for people who recognise that they make mistakes. i dont give a shit ❞
❝ there are few things in life that can’t be achieved with occult dark magic ❞
❝ how to predict the future: think of the worst possible thing that could happen ❞
❝ halloween is forever bitch ❞
❝ who are the real criminals, me who does the crimes or the people who hurt my feelings all the time ❞
❝ looks like things are always happening once again ❞
❝ i am going to lay completely still on the forest floor until either things start going my way or i disintegrate into nothing ❞
❝ im sure im going to ruffle some feathers with this but given the choice between good times and bad times i would like to have the good times ❞
❝ the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead ❞
❝ tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that i’ve lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it ❞
❝ i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch ❞
❝ i hope one day i will find love, or a cool looking leaf. either one ❞
❝ piles of uneaten candy will signal im dead ❞
❝ the hairless rat is not a new species, merely a result of my failed scam of shaving rats and selling the hair back to them at a high price ❞
❝ we let the bodies hit the floor then what? next we’ll have bodies hitting walls, roofs, you name it, bodies will be hitting it ❞
❝ sometimes the people that hurt us the most are the ones swinging big knives around while screaming and trying to cut us ❞
❝ yeah yeah blame the guy whos dna matches with the dna found at the crime scene. surprise surprise ❞
❝ for as long as i can remember i have been able to remember things, maybe even before that ❞
❝ yeah i looked both ways before crossing the street, i looked both ‘handsome’ and ‘radiant’, too bad i got hit by that car ❞
❝ stop living in a dream world and start living in the regular nightmare world all of the rest of us live in ❞
❝ blood moon, very cool to see. and whats the sun doing again? the same regular thing for the millionth time? what a load of worthless trash ❞
❝ if existing for an amount of time has taught me anything its that i have no idea whats going on ❞
❝ hurled my bible at the paper boy and knocked him off his bike with the real news ❞
❝ i’ll go in whatever direction the wind takes me, and if i am too heavy for wind to move me around i will probably just lay down and die here ❞
❝ i’ve said it before and i will say it again, i think people should give me hundreds of dollars and feel good about doing it ❞
❝ wow, i’ve never thought about it like that before. and i never will. i’ve already forgotten what you said, good bye forever ❞
❝ stop being so defensive i am just trying to hit you with weapons ❞
❝ dont betray me and act surprised when i get revenge on you, thats the number one consequence of betraying me. everyone knows it. even babies ❞
❝ blood is just nature’s red water that flys out when you make a mistake. relax and enjoy the experience for once ❞
❝ reached the limit of what you can do with imagination? why not try occult dark magic ❞
❝ if anyone needs me i will be laying face down on the ocean floor ❞
❝ its time to forget the mistakes of the past and start making the mistakes of the future ❞
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