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{I know I rp Noah as a snarky little jackass, but I hc he’s also one of the reigning champions at dad jokes/pun jokes. He just has to know you to open up like that.}

#{Out of sass}#{About Noah}

{hxst-with-the-mxst} ❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

“Well, Sir.. Then by all means do it. I think they’re going to kill you though..”

God he hated being his assistant. Noah had no idea why he had jumped back on the job after he was fired the first time.

Well- that was a lie. He knew..

Noah wanted to be back around the other campers. Even if they didn’t consider him a friend; he liked some of their company. Also? It was to advise Chris on what would be good for the show/ get his ass sued. And to secretly talk him out of things that would possibly kill the contestants.

He had hoped his wary tone would get Chris thinking, but who knew with this guy..

#{Verse: The Devil's assistant - TDA}#hxst-with-the-mxst #hxstwiththemxst

{totallyxdramaticxdivas - Eva} “Noah, you’ll think of something, right? Like you always do.”

Noah was frightened himself, if he was honest.

The way Eva sounded though, he couldn’t show it. She was right; he was the calm head in this. He had to think of something.

They were on their way to the other side of the island, per the jacka-er.. Chris’ request- when they both fell through the ground into an old mine shaft. Who knew these were even here.

The bookworm glanced around at their surroundings, trying to get his bearings. “I-uh..”

Clearing his throat gave him at least a small chance to calm his voice before speaking with her.

“O-ok. So, this is a worker’s mine. There’s always a main entrance and at least two moving exits; one for ore and one for equipment… We just need to find one of those-” He hoped. Glancing back over to Eva as best as he could, Noah tried to hide the pain in his side as he slowly inhaled and exhaled.

“-Hey, You aren’t injured are you?”

#{Verse: I don’t read books to be smart I read them to escape reality - TDI}#totallyxdramaticxdivas #totallyxdramaticxdivas - Eva

trickormemes

The LEGO Movie sentence starters

122 starters feel free to change gender pronouns ‘read-more’ added for length

“He is coming. Cover your butt.”

“Now my evil power will be unlimited!”

“All of this is true… because it rhymes.”

“Hey, _____, what do you wanna do this morning? Watch TV? Me too!”

“Oh my gosh, I love this song!”

“Everything is awesome.”

“Everything is cool when you’re part of a team.”

“Everything is awesome when we’re living our dream.”

“Man, I feel so good right now!”

“I could sing this song for hours!”

“Hey, pal, I hate to tell you this, but, uh, I don’t think you’re supposed to be here.”

“Where are you going? Miss! I didn’t mean to scare you!”

“I feel like maybe I should touch that.”

“It’s your turn to be the hero.”

“I don’t—where am I? What’s happening?”

“Get it off me! Get it off me!”

“Come on, you can’t be this stupid.”

“He’s not… that… special.”

“I know that guy, but I know, like, zippy-zap about him.”

“We all have something that makes us something.”

“I told you I was a nobody.”

“There’s obviously been a mix-up here.”

“Come with me if you wanna not die.”

“So, uh, didn’t catch your name… Or anything about what you’re, uh, up to or what we’re doing here.”

“You can drop the act with me. It’s cool.”

“Will you please tell me what is happening?”

“I wanna go home!”

“Do you have any idea what that does to your colon?”

“Uh, I’m not sure why exactly you’d bring that up.”

“I like you, but I’m angry with you for some reason.”

“Great. I think I got it… but just in case… Tell me again because I wasn’t listening.”

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#{Rp Starters}

platonicrpmemes

Send “What happened to you?” to find my muse in a disheveled state.

Send “I don’t want to talk about it” for my muse to find yours instead.

#{Rp Starters}

angstmemes

stomach ache/nausea starters

“Are you okay in there? You’ve been throwing up for half an hour.” “I think I’m going to be sick…” “You keep clutching your stomach, are you okay?” “You look like you’re in pain, what’s going on?” “How’s your stomach ache? Still just as bad?” “Here, let me help you to the bathroom.” “Sometimes it’s better to just get the throwing up over with. It usually feels better afterwards.” “Let me get you a glass of water and some painkillers.” “Is it your period? I’ll get you a hot water bottle.” “I need painkillers.” “Did you go to the doctor with this? You’ve been having stomach aches all month.” “Have you been sick again? You look pale.” “You should eat something. I know you don’t want to, but please do it for me?” “What’s going on? Why are you always sick?” “Maybe the doctor was wrong? I’d go back and check again? The pain still isn’t going away.” “Don’t be scared. I’m here. Throwing up feels scarier than it is.” “Don’t worry about the rug, I can wash it. Are you okay?” “How long have you been feeling like this?” “Do you know what could be causing it?” “Is it something you ate?” “Can I do anything?” “I’m really worried about you… please go and see a doctor.” “Just try to calm down. The painkillers will start working soon…” “Maybe you should try to get some sleep and we’ll see how you feel when you wake up again.” “I can’t stop throwing up.” “Did you eat something you’re allergic to? What do I need to do?” “I’m having an allergic reaction.” “Is it that bad? How bad does a stomach ache have to get before I should call a doctor?” “You have to keep drinking small sips or the dehydration will make you feel worse.”

#{Rp Starters}#vomit tw

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bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜

#{Rp Starters}