Um, hi! I'm a fantasy creature?

Noah || they/them || non-binary|| 14 || single || hmu if you wanna be friends! || i'm happy to have you here! a lot of this is bullshit and some of it is fandoms and some of it is cottagecore/goblincore also some SJW content okay luv you

[nachosforfree]

Mr Hippo and Orville having a picnic in public and Mr. Hippo buying bread implies that in the fnaf universe animatronics are just allowed to go around as if they were people. So what im saying is Baby is an edgy dramatic bitch who couldnt have just lived a normal life instead of forcing her and her friends to play legos with their body parts and become like that big machine from voltron and live in hiding. Anyways au where Baby escapes and lives with Orville and Mr. Hippo like simba with timone and pumba from the lion king. Give baby the gay uncles she deserves

[dinah-delightful-deactivated202]

They open a bread bakery

[nachosforfree]

They open a bread bakery

[dinah-delightful-deactivated202]

Okay but this means Mr.Hippo was just gushing about his day with his husband to a dead body

[noahboltz]

*ahem*

Some of y’all really be out here hating on Captain Marvel for being “too OP” and shit and how she’s the worst superhero but I don’t see you coming at Superman with the same energy.

Y’all just mad thousands of young girls finally have a Marvel role model to look up to (besides Natasha) and that’s on female empowerment making you uncomfortable.

[tooiconic]

I could go on and on about this..

Superman DOES have weakness/weaknesses that are greatly explored in many of his films. Both directly physical and mental. He has a real personality and story outside of his hero role.

Captain Marvel on the other hand does not have any real weaknesses explored in her film. She comes across as all powerful, immediately taking down any obstacle, and doing so with the worst personality for a superhero that I’ve ever seen. They portrayed her like an absolutely pompous asshole. It was infuriating to watch her arrogance for 2 hours or whatever. You can argue that other superheros are/start out very arrogant but these characters tend to LEARN from this experience. CM never learns a single drop of humility in her entire movie. She’s the best and such a sTronG inDepEndEnt womAn. They spent the entire movie focusing on this instead of building a real, likeable character. They spend the whole movie beating us over the head with how “empowered” she is. It’s truly exhausting. THIS is why no one likes her.

Captain Marvel fucking sucked and as a woman myself, I deserved better. All those little girls deserved someone better to look up to.

Since we are on this topic, Wonder Woman is by far the superior female empowerment hero, hands down.

[twofacetoo]

Hey OP, do you know why Superman always hangs out with like 15 human friends in his comics and movies? Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen, Bibbo Bibowski, Perry White…?

Because Superman’s life isn’t the one we’re concerned over. We know he’s indestructible, so most of the time the focus is put onto his vulnerable human friends being in danger

This should sum it up pretty well if you’re still having trouble following me

[twofacetoo]

Oh, and, you want a Marvel heroine to look up to?

Scarlet Witch. Suffers from mental illnesses and an abusive parent

Storm. Kick-ass grown woman who radiates confidence and kindness for others.

Shadowcat. Teenager who had to get to grips with her powers when, on her very first day, the X-Men were captured by the Hellfire Club and only Kitty could save them.

Susan Storm. Brilliant scientist and caring mother who has no qualms about calling her husband out on being a shithead.

Spider-Gwen. Because Spider-Gwen.

And the best part? Each of these characters has been adapted to both movies and animated shows, so you can’t even say ‘Captain Marvel wuz thu furrrrst’, because not only is that wrong, she’s also terrible. The listed 5 above are barely scratching the surface, there’s plenty more out there, and they have multiple versions of great quality.

Hell, even She-Hulk was outstanding. Chick’s crazy strong and a lawyer.

[celestial-prism999-deactivated2]

Feminists really like to act like nerds never had strong female role models before they infiltrated fandoms and it shows.

[noahboltz]

I genuinely was just unaware of the other superheroes, hence why I corrected myself in the edit + rb

Also a feminist is, by definition, somebody who believes in equal rights and opportunities for men and women. Are you not a part of that group?

[celestial-prism999-deactivated2]

I mean, if by that I think that women should have equal rights and that there are problems with the way women are treated in society (such as in pornography and in hollywood and in healthcare) that needs to be amended than I suppose technically you could call me one. My problem with the movement though is that there’s a lot toxicity and hatred in the feminist movement I can’t agree with. So although I do hold a lot of beliefs that can be viewed as such I don’t really want to be affiliated with them.

I am glad that you’ve decided to learn more about superheroes as a genre. I apologize if I came across as vindictive and mean-spirited. If I want more people to see what I love in my hobbies I should be more welcoming to people who are new.

[noahboltz]

That’s honestly a very good point! I can understand the hesitance to be associated with modern feminism because some of it dwells on non-issues like “oH, tHe wOrD hUmAn haS “mAN” iN it!!!1!” and some of it is straight up misandry, and I have a lot of respect you for calling yourself one while acknowledging those faults!

I appreciate the apology! I’ve definitely felt pretty welcome to be honest, the post I made was ridiculous and uneducated and frankly most people have been way nicer than they could’ve been (and I would’ve understood if they hadn’t been), and have been showing me a bunch of characters I had no idea about.

Thanks for the reply! I appreciate it, and it was very nice ^w^

[celestial-prism999-deactivated2]

You’re welcome! Glad we were able to come to a nice conclusion, thanks for your kind words 👍

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

All gay people do is sit around and describe the tattoos we want to get when we have the money

[captain-kiri-storm-deactivated2]

The Feathered Bastards.

The Black Hen has pulled a bunch of her feathers because it's been over 90 here and she has a hard time staying cool. She is also a low ranking hen, so I think the others bully her. The others are being rather demanding and begging food from me.

[bukbot]

Hen, so I kept it in!

[dukuzumurenyiphd]

Crime doesn't pay but prison does, even during a pandemic

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — As factories and other businesses remain shuttered across America, people in prisons in at least 40 states continue going

[blvkvholic]

Fuck the system

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

you know, if an adult is a nice person that’s not “innocence.” they learned how to actively be a good person. they’re not some eternal child

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

also i’m gonna be real why is it that being nice in general is seen as a childish or immature trait

[polarbear-phil]

Because being nice gets you taken advantage of a lot more than being an asshole. It makes you naive. Like a child

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

you’re right, “i like to be mean because it benefits me. being nice is for babies” is a very mature attitude

[maedarakat]

So one of my chickens (Buff Orpington) is broody af. 

I’ve tried putting her out of the nesting boxes with the others, but she kept running back inside, then I tried closing up the coop, which forced the rest of my poor girls to have lay in the grass clippings and she squawked bloody murder the whole afternoon - following me from basement window to basement window. Tried to come inside the kitchen door to tell me off, but my dog herded her back outside. 

She wound up on the roof of the coop, fluffed up, screeching and idk what she was thinking to gain from that. 

Broody hens - for non-chicken keepers - are basically hens who’ve decided they are going to sit on eggs until they hatch and they will not eat or drink until there’s some baby chicks for her to mother. I do not own a rooster, so I can’t help her that way unfortunately. All we got is unfertilized eggs, and basically if she waits for the impossible to happen she’s likely going to die of starvation and dehydration.

Also, brooding is contagious and ALL of my chickens are Orpingtons so yikes.

In the end I had to put her in her own crate with food and water and no nesting whatsoever, just a perch. Yup, chicken jail.

She’s NOT a happy chicken, I can hear her having an absolute fit from inside the house. 

[noahboltz]

This is an experience I have had MANY times. We always just lock them all out, which is sad for the others who can’t go in to lay. Sometimes you can put out little pots or other soft or dark spaces and they’ll feel happy and safe laying in there.

My broody hen knows which part of the coop roof is directly above the nesting boxes, and she lays on that part of the roof as though she’s inside. It makes it easier to monitor her and stop her from plucking her feathers out, but it doesn’t seem comfortable for her!

I hope your lady starts feeling better!

[moronic-validity]

I want Barhmas so bad but they're low key expensive to even just get the chicks. Anyone know anything about Orpingtons? They're about $2 less and from the basic info I found they seem good tempered.

[noahboltz]

ORPINGTONS ARE THE BEST. I have 3, they’re all SUPER sweet, we held them a lot when they were young and now they’re VERY accustomed to humans and they squat when you bend over to pick them up. They are very fluffy, sweet, and beautiful. I love EVERYTHING about them.

That said, if you’re just getting them because you can’t get the ones you really want, don’t. If you know only a certain breed/species of animal will make you happy, don’t just get a different one as a replacement. they’re living creatures and deserved to be loved and wanted <3

[noahboltz]

My chickens: *Are big, very stronk, tough, sharp claws, sharp strong beaks, smart, vicious, scary, will rip you apart with their talons, descendants of dinosaurs and it SHOWS*

Me, holding them so their legs dangle down and swaying them from side to side: BABY!! fluffy baby!! big round fluffy butt!! big feet!!

[noahboltz]

I don’t know what “godforsaken” means but it sounded cool when you said it

[noahboltz]

You may have a life but this is my 1,000th post on Tumblr so really which one of us comes out on top here

[conjunx]

Allow me to spin you a tale...

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Commission for an anonymous user!

[noahboltz]

i don’t know anything about Homestuck but these 3 give me the vibes that if you put them all together you’d get Mettaton

[setheverman]

i feel like i just had an encounter with jesus

[grudgby]

nonbinary rights!!!

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[totallycorrect-beetlejuice]

Betelgeuse: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Barbara: Wasn’t Lydia with you?

Lydia: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.