[jpieg]

excuse me but this is FUCKIN HILARIOUS  ©

[castielsteenwolf]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING EVER PLEASE WATCH THIS OH MY GOD

[seapunksundog]

Just be you Just be kind

[slapandticklelol]

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

fuck you

[curiooftheheart]

The first line is six syllables.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

THIS

POEM

DOES-N’T

RHYME

That’s 5 syllables

[curiooftheheart]

Poem is two syllables. Po-em.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?

[curiooftheheart]

What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?

[haiku-robot]

“pome” is how you say it you neanderthal who the fuck says po-em

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Disappointing each other includes you. | PayPal | Patreon

[star-divination]

We have come full circle.

[nqsa]

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

[mooncustafer]

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

[skeleton-richard]

[spacegay-yx]

[thelocalmuffin]

Hey everyone, I know it's going to be a busy day for a lot of people, but Google enrolled everyone over 18 into their AI program automatically.

If you have a google account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off.

Then you need to go to myactivity.google.com/product/gemini and turn off all Gemini activity tracking. You do have to do them in that order to make sure it works.

Honestly, I'm not sure how long this will last, but this should keep Gemini off your projects for a bit.

I saw this over on bluesky and figured it would be good to spread on here. It only takes a few minutes to do.

[xxscrabiesxx-deactivated2025062]

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

Android System SafetyCore - Apps on Google Play

Provides safety features for Android devices.

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

[nedcaratacus]

[teatledeedum]

Maybe one day I’ll actually draw something nice, but not today.

[deadaccountsorrygaymers]

I’m watching a doc about judy garland and wow gay men love her

[damianmcgintleman]

fun fact gay men used to refer to themselves as “friends of dorothy” when it was still illegal to be gay because garland was so popular in the queer male community but ONE TIME the NIS was investigating homosexual affairs and they kept coming across the term and they thought there was some mysterious figure, some woman named dorothy, and they were like “we gotta find her and convince her to tell us which members of the navy are gay!” and essentially began a manhunt for dorothy from the wizard of oz

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

If you’re awake between 3 AM and 6 AM you’re appropriating lycanthrope culture and you need to go to sleep and check your privilege

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

This is blatant vampire erasure.

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Go write a sad poem about it

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

My name is Vlad and wen its nite or wen the wolves art pohsting shite and all discourse haf gon to dogs - i stay up late. i clik ‘reblog’

[askazicro]

Azi have you seen the way Crowley treats his plants

[thinkingrocks]

when you and the homie are trying to emote correctly but you both have autism

[postpunkindustrial]

Download 30-gigs of lost cassettes from the 80s underground

Archive.org unleash a windfall of lost music

Archive.org deliver a windfall of lost music.

If you’re looking for a good way to spend the rest of your week, Archive.org have unearthed a gigantic collection of cassettes from the mid-eighties into the mid-nineties. According to their notes, the collection was saved from the archives of noise-arch.net and donated by former CKLN-FM radio host Myke Dyer in August of 2009. Due to the size and obscurity, the collection hasn’t been properly notated but is said to include cassettes ranging from “tape experimentation, industrial, avant-garde, indie, rock, DIY, subvertainment and auto-hypnotic materials”. Head to Archive now to download the free collection.

[gothiccharmschool]

I know that some of you will lose your minds over this. 

[brunt-f-c-a]

Almost every last bit of it is unhinged, incomprehensible, or straight up terrifying. A lot of it makes great ambiance music. And in the middle of this compendium of confusing noise is some poorly recorded but otherwise normal chinese opera. Which i cant say is unpleasant. Delightful???? I think???

[debrabaxter]

[katzevogel]

#if i become a magical girl i want this to be my weapon

[rosalarian]

If you were ever wondering what “hard femme” means, this is the very definition.

[footsiepop]

@prussian-lullaby

[maedarakat]

A timeless classic

[sprinkledsalt]

I know this makes the anti-voting fandom big mad but this is only happening because Murphy was re-elected by a thin margin in November 2021, bucking a 40 year trend of Democratic governors losing re-election in NJ, because enough people voted for him

[sprinkledsalt]

Remember, people who have a victim complex about voting:

[sprinkledsalt]

Time to update the good ol' pinned post:

[huffylemon]

damn ok lake superior

[songsofwaterandnight]

Ok yeah that lake is superior