Nathaniel🪐

˗ ˏ ˋ ♡ ˎˊ ˗ writer and reader with too many ideas

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[enyafans4communism]

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[hazbins-angel]

My We Were Liars experience

[notafanjustpassionate]

charles and max in their world while lando is fighting for his life

[souvenir116]

love how charles stops max in the middle of the paddock for help and max just goes on with it. married old couple vibes so bad

[noahczernysleyline]

what do i call this picture?

[sharldose]

charles tomorrow

[andthatsp1]

sir, an official “inchident” mention has hit the towers

[countingstars-17]

charles: on the contact i don't think there is nothing special. max did a mistake out of the last corner. i went side by side. he tried to bring me in the dirty side of the track as i would have done, which is normal. then when i had the upper hand i tried to take .the slipstream a little bit. on the first move i was willing to move a tiny bit. on the second move he wasn't and that is the difference of the contact or not but at the end of the day is racing, that's not a big problem about that!

[mackliin]

the only one who matches max's ✨freak✨

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[weaponizedducks]

poor shiro cannot catch a fucking break can he. first he gets a crippling disease he's got two years to live. then an angsty wattpad breakup with his boyfriend then he gets kidnapped by aliens and pumped full of alien weed then he crashes on earth with so much walking midlife crisis energy that he gains the skinning puppies to make a fur coat hair, and then he immediately gets shot right back into space by his shittass little brother and weirdo friends with the literal matt clone. then this poor man is made the leader of an alien war, becomes a father to four fuckass teenagers through accidental child acquisition, is forced into the kim kardashian lifestyle by a ginger on drugs, gets kidnapped again, gets cloned, fucking dies, somehow comes back (yeah I'm not really clear about this) then this pathetic wet cat of a man, this stressed jean valjean father of four, experiencing his fourth midlife crisis and millionth mental breakdown, gains that senior citizen swag at twenty five. you could colour match his hair with a polar bear. then he witnesses a walking loreal ad (derogatory) get melted alive, watches a castle get blown up, loses three years in a space time jump and then finds out his ex- fiance who broke up with him right before he left has fucking died in a purple thumb invasion before he got to marry him. but oh no no no that's not the end for this poor sad man. poor guy doesn't get a second to grieve before he is visually assaulted by a less cunty sue sylvester ripoff and her gang of bitchy cheerios (this is admiral s*nda), and yet again made a leader against his will, and shot right back off into space again. then he watches the only other responsible adult in this entire franchise (hot badass space princess who like shiro did not catch a break) sacrifice herself and is left a struggling father. ends up marrying some random fucko. all while suffering through his shitass hot topic brother and blueberry disaster's doomed yaoi romance. oh yeah and he's only got one arm. give the guy a BREAK. FREE my man he doesn't deserve this 🔥🔥

[noahczernysleyline]

warum so swag unterwegs?

weil ich dich ja treffen kann

[jccatstudios]

Kaz hair headcanons (left to right)

Age 9 (arrival to Ketterdam) - hair cut by da, grown out since his death

Age 12 (pre-Dregs) - hasn't been cut since 9 (except trimming his bangs every once in a while to keep it out of his eyes), mainly focused on survival

Age 13 (Dregs grunt) - greater access to hair care tools, starts cutting his own hair after understanding his touch aversion, less about style and more about learning to cut hair (bangs too short due to novice skills)

Age 14 (post-bank heist) - better at cutting hair, gets his classic undercut, more about style to imitate the merchant class and look overqualified to be a Dregs lieutenant

Age 17 (present) - even better at cutting hair but still clumsy with a razor and getting the back pieces even, a bit messier due to his confidence in his position in the Dregs

[ilibra]

Have a bunch of cute little chibis that I drew for Dazzling Bookish Shop! These are all designs for acrylic charms included in their monthly subscription (and sometimes their special editions!)

In order the books are: Wolfsong, Ravensong, Cemetery Boys, The Sunbearer Trials, All That's Left in the World, The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo, Icebreaker, AFTG, Gideon the Ninth, The Charm Offensive, The Darkness Outside Us and Legend & Lattes ♥

[wolfgangwithoutgang]

Nicky: I can’t believe Neil ignored us all winter break! He better be dying.

Neil: Hey guys, sorry I ignored you all winter break. I was dying.

Nicky: I take it back I take it back I take it back I take it back.