the debonair.

noah | 23 | pansexual president of Delta Psi Beta. captain of mu's soccer team & mars bar's best bartender. business econ major, gender & sexuality minor.

[noahfynn]

grant-mitchell-rp·:

“And all the saints rolled over in their graves when they heard you comparing yourself to them.” he joked back. “I suppose we should ask what he would want, seeing as he’s the one that would die. What do you mean. What happened with him?” he asked, tilting his head to the side. “Yeah. Maybe one day I’ll be happy with myself. I’m glad I have you with me no matter what though.” he said, before coughing awkwardly. “Bro, I hate to break it to you, but I think you got some fake acid. I’m not feeling anything.”

“No they didn’t. The saints loved the fact that they have so much in common with me”, Noah quipped. “Considering he’s got younger siblings, he might actually want a dignified funeral and we’ll just have to save all of our shenanigans for the after party”, he reasoned. “You must be the only person on campus that hasn’t heard about the love square that Jackson found himself in”, he said. “I’ll always have your back. I know it sounds cliche but I do hope that you’ll be able to love yourself some day”. Both brothers were clearly a little awkward when it came to such emotional topics of discussion as it wasn’t something that they did often. “Yeah, I think you might be right. Serves me right for buying from a different dealer. Want to just get drunk instead?”

[noahfynn]

Texts | | Drew + Noah

drew: what if i was doing hw, huh?!

drew: fuck it, let's do it!

drew: also for reference was just watching law & order

noah: do you even know what homework is? I don't think I've ever seen you do it

noah: you're always watching law & order

noah: and if it's not law & order, it's CSI or Criminal Minds

noah: sometimes I worry that you're just watching all these shows as reference material for how to commit the perfect murder

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madisonfynnmu·:

“That’s not what I asked you thought” said said raising her eyebrows at her brother “Ugh” Madison saighed “Sure, but you’re the one treating me to lunch”

“It’s the reason why I’m saying no to your question though. I think it’s important to share that, otherwise I just seem like an asshole who doesn’t give a fuck about the planet”, Noah pointed out. “I always treat you to lunch. You basically view me as your Uber and the person that bankrolls you”.

[noahfynn]

madisonfynnmu·:

“I’ll do it if I compete against you” she smirked. “Oh, wow, and I thought you couldn’t be funnier” Madison rolled her eyes at her brother”

“You’re on, I’m going to kick your ass”, Noah said, quickly responding before she had a chance to change her mind. “I’m full of surprises, one of which is the fact that I just keep getting better and better in so many ways -- humour included”.

[noahfynn]

would you ever sleep with someone your sister had slept with?

Not intentionally, no. If I knew that Madison had slept with someone, I certainly wouldn't be trying to seduce that person. I think it's good that we're not both single at the same time, though, as there could have easily been accidental overlap otherwise.

[noahfynn]

Texts | | Dallas + Noah

Dallas: it's the only right option

Dallas: your face would look good on anyones' ass ;)

Noah: you make a good point

Noah: should I start looking for a tattoo artist to help make this dream a reality for you?

[noahfynn]

u lonely without violet around

Violet and I still see each other all the time.

[noahfynn]

madisonfynnmu·:

“I don’t wanna throw up, thanks” she laughed shaking her head at her brother’s words. “It’s not, I just want to be here when you get scared” Madison teased.

“I didn’t realise that you were such a wuss”, Noah teased. “The last time that I got scared was when I saw you in the morning before you had tamed your hair”, he retorted. 

[noahfynn]

Texts | | Dallas + Noah

Dallas: i'll go for your face tattooed on my ass

Noah: makes sense

Noah: my cheekbones would look pretty fucking great on your ass cheeks

[noahfynn]

madisonfynnmu·:

“How much do I have to pay you to come with me to the beach be there with me and help me pick up the trash those idiots may have left there during Halloween?” she asked looking at the person next to her with a wide smile on her lips. “You can’t say you have class because did it’s already 4 pm so… what do you say?” Madison grinned. “I’ll treat you to something to eat later, and I’ll give you your own bag” she said jokingly “What’s better than that?” \ @monarchstart·

“Mads, I love you dearly but I still feel like shit”, Noah reminded his sister. It may have been 4pm but he was still battling off the last remnants of his hangover. “I’ll come with you to the beach but just so that I can swim and soak up the sun. I promise that I’ll cheer you on while you pick up litter though”.

[noahfynn]

ollieblair·:

𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿 — @monarchstart·

𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻— the street tbh 

A loud scream fell from ollie’s mouth as her skin slapped against he pavement, her hand instantly reaching to grip her now throbbing ankle. “Fuck!” she groaned, trying to fight the tears that were welling in her eyes while she stayed partially laid out on the sidewalk. It was stupid really—she was running across the street, trying to catch the light before the red hand flashed up on the pedestrian sign and in all her rush she didn’t bother to be weary of the curb in her path, causing her to tumble down and twist her ankle in the process. a frown settled on her face as she felt the pain in her ankle grow worse and worse, and even more so when she noticed the small heel on her shoe was broken. “Hey, do you think you could help me?” She called out, noticing someone walking down the street towards the pavement she was now embarrassingly stuck on.

Noah had happened to be walking past when Ollie fell, although hadn’t been able to catch her before she hit the ground. He quickly ran over to her, an expression of complete sympathy on his face as it really did look like a nasty tumble. “Fuck, I think we need to take you to the doctor”, Noah said when he got a good look at her ankle. “My car is parked just round the corner. Can I pick you up and carry you over there? I don’t think you should put weight on your ankle right now”.

[noahfynn]

Texts | | Drew + Noah

Noah: what are you doing today?

Noah: actually it doesn't matter, cancel those plans

Noah: we're gonna do something dumb

[noahfynn]

Texts | | Celine + Noah

Noah: as the most fashionable person that I know, I need your opinion on something

Noah: what are your thoughts on black trousers with white socks??

[noahfynn]

Texts | | Dallas + Noah

Noah: would you rather get a genital piercing or a tattoo on your ass?

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madisonfynnmu·:

“Stuffing my head into those pies? Sorry but I don’t like pumpkin pie that much” Madison laughed looking at her brother. “Of course, you want me to hold your hand?” the blonde teased.

“Oh come on, don’t be like that! I wanted to cheer you on in the contest... at least one person I know needs to enter”, Noah insisted. “That’s just rude. I’m not the scaredy cat in this relationship”.

[noahfynn]

augustbright·:

August raised a brow at him. “What kind of supplies are you talking about?” She asked, turning her chair to face him as she spoke. “So you’re running on sugar and whatever is in your bag?” She asked, chuckling. “Good. I’m hungry for food that isn’t popcorn.”

“Party favours, August Bright. Want one?” Noah asked, referring to the pills that he had in his bag. “Right now, I’m just running on sugar and energy drinks. I haven’t actually had anything else just yet, I thought it was a bit sad to get high alone”, he said, laughing at his own expense. “Come on then, I’ll buy you dinner”.

[noahfynn]

adricnwais·:

Adrian’s eyes widen at what Noah’s said. “I’m sorry, did we both not see the same thing?” he asked, referring to the group that ran out. “Also, I would never bail on you, but like bro!” Adrian quickly added.

“We saw the same thing but instead of scaring me, it made me more excited. I didn’t want to line up for this long and then realise that the ride was shit”, Noah pointed out. “Want me to hold your hand?”