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Josh Lewis is starting a campaign to allow the boys to wear shorts at school when it’s this hot and I am against it because I cannot be having Josh in shorts in my English lessons and have to think of my grades.

Josh Lewis is starting a campaign to allow the boys to wear shorts at school when it’s this hot and I am against it because I cannot be having Josh in shorts in my English lessons and have to think of my grades.

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) Jun 11, 2021

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First hint of some sun and my mother’s firing up the barbecue ready to incinerate some sausages and give us all food poisoning.

First hint of some sun and my mother’s firing up the barbecue ready to incinerate some sausages and give us all food poisoning.

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) March 30, 2021

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Happy birthday, Zayn. 💕💕

Happy birthday, Zayn. 💕💕

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) January 12, 2021

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Happy birthday, Zayn. 💕💕

Happy birthday, Zayn. 💕💕

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) January 12, 2021

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Harry just turned up with 5 Creme Eggs and a massive grin on his face. Not sure what that’s about...

Harry just turned up with 5 Creme Eggs and a massive grin on his face. Not sure what that’s about...

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) January 10, 2021

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In an effort to keep up with everyone else, my mother has made us all dress up in matching Xmas elf outfits for a Facebook pic. Bambi had a tinsel bra. Eric’s tunic was indecently short. Not the wholesome look she was going for, I dare say. Happy Xmas. 😭

In an effort to keep up with everyone else, my mother has made us all dress up in matching Xmas elf outfits for a Facebook pic. Bambi had a tinsel bra. Eric’s tunic was indecently short. Not the wholesome look she was going for, I dare say. Happy Xmas. 😭

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) December 25, 2020

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It’s my birthday! It’s pretty hard being permanently ‘nearly sixteen’ but Harry has bought me a new fountain pen, my mother has cooked chicken dippers (an achievement for her) and a weird creepy music box thing turned up from Eric...

It’s my birthday! It’s pretty hard being permanently ‘nearly sixteen’ but Harry has bought me a new fountain pen, my mother has cooked chicken dippers (an achievement for her) and a weird creepy music box thing turned up from Eric...

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) December 1, 2020

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Massive erection coming up to be voted Head Prefect. Eric has offered to be my campaign manager. His methods will doubtless be unorthodox but effective. Do I trust him?

Massive erection coming up to be voted Head Prefect. Eric has offered to be my campaign manager. His methods will doubtless be unorthodox but effective. Do I trust him?

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) September 18, 2020

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Massive erection coming up to be voted Head Prefect. Eric has offered to be my campaign manager. His methods will doubtless be unorthodox but effective. Do I trust him?

Massive erection coming up to be voted Head Prefect. Eric has offered to be my campaign manager. His methods will doubtless be unorthodox but effective. Do I trust him?

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) September 18, 2020

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Unfortunately, Eric’s entrepreneurial scheme of making face masks out of his old boxer shorts has attracted a dismaying amount of attention from assorted internet perverts. On the plus side, he has made £8k to date.

Unfortunately, Eric’s entrepreneurial scheme of making face masks out of his old boxer shorts has attracted a dismaying amount of attention from assorted internet perverts. On the plus side, he has made £8k to date.

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) July 14, 2020

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I love it too! 🥰 https://t.co/45ViwxvQed

I love it too! 🥰 https://t.co/45ViwxvQed

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) June 10, 2020

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Have completed this exam / quiz... why not try it too? 👇😃 (Don’t copy my answers or I WILL tell miss!) https://t.co/VosgiULLfI

Have completed this exam / quiz... why not try it too? 👇😃 (Don’t copy my answers or I WILL tell miss!) https://t.co/VosgiULLfI

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) June 4, 2020

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Happy birthday to me! (Also, am not ‘geeky’ imho, just normal, thanks!) https://t.co/xZSO6p8IiD

Happy birthday to me! (Also, am not ‘geeky’ imho, just normal, thanks!) https://t.co/xZSO6p8IiD

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) May 4, 2020

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I’m a cake! 😄 https://t.co/GUVvDXGhxV

I’m a cake! 😄 https://t.co/GUVvDXGhxV

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) April 19, 2020

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Just curious, who would you choose to be locked down with? Add reasons in the comments if you like, e.g. ‘Noah, because he is v intelligent and would offer sparkling conversation.’ That’s just an example but you can use it if you like.

Just curious, who would you choose to be locked down with? Add reasons in the comments if you like, e.g. ‘Noah, because he is v intelligent and would offer sparkling conversation.’ That’s just an example but you can use it if you like.

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) April 10, 2020

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Trying to avoid Jess Jackson’s Zoom ‘house party’ because I’m pretty sure it’ll be in contravention of community guidelines, if not just plain illegal, tbh. 😐

Trying to avoid Jess Jackson’s Zoom ‘house party’ because I’m pretty sure it’ll be in contravention of community guidelines, if not just plain illegal, tbh. 😐

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) April 9, 2020

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My mother’s attempts to home school me have fallen somewhat short. Started this morning with a rendition of ‘Head, shoulders, knees & toes’ and am now sticking pasta shapes to sugar paper. Mum, I’m nearly 16! 😡

My mother’s attempts to home school me have fallen somewhat short. Started this morning with a rendition of ‘Head, shoulders, knees & toes’ and am now sticking pasta shapes to sugar paper. Mum, I’m nearly 16! 😡

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) March 23, 2020

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