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NOAHJAMIESON + i admit that I'm a bit of a victim in the world-wide system too

[noahjamieson-blog]

HAPPY CANADA DAY EVERYONE HECK YA

[noahjamieson-blog]

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[scottyfck]

Winners.

[noahjamieson-blog]

Still annoying.

[skylar-ftw]

I really don’t need your sass. 

[noahjamieson-blog]

Alright, sure.

[scottyfck]

Excuse you, Tangled is a gift.

[noahjamieson-blog]

To who?

[lbrvesper]

Is it completely normal for me to be a bit anxious on my first day here? It seems a bit… chaotic, to say the least.

[noahjamieson-blog]

This is a crime division, not your first day of high school.

[skylar-ftw]

This isn’t my bed, but— fuck my head is pounding.

[skylar-ftw]

[noahjamieson-blog]

I really didn't need to know that wasn't your bed.

[scottyfck]

Do people actually prefer Frozen to Tangled?

[noahjamieson-blog]

Well, they're both sort of annoying, so.

[weekendplaylist]

Visit Original Link

[noahjamieson-blog]

NOAH'S TRACKLIST: DEAD AND GONE, THE BLACK KEYS

Why'd it take you so long? Every time I hear the whistle blow I'm down below, your pawn

[notskylar]

That’s all thanks to me, actually. But don’t tell anyone.

Considering people were looking pretty ruined from their simulations, I was wondering if you’d had yours too.

[noahjamieson-blog]

You want me to keep this dirty little secret of yours?

No. I haven't. But I don't get why they're so bad, anyways. 

[notskylar]

I know, right? When else would you receive such an opportunity?

How’s your day been going, besides your obvious excitement from my picture?

[noahjamieson-blog]

Well, I hear the black market's plastic frame division is really on the rise.

Fine, why?

[notskylar]

Unfortunately, I don’t think there’s a Costco nearby. Fortunately, I have a spare plastic hanger we can just bend into a general rectangular shape.

[noahjamieson-blog]

Oh, wow.  I've never been so lucky. 

[notskylar]

…You want a plastic frame instead, then? It won’t look nearly as genuine, but I s’pose it’ll do.

[noahjamieson-blog]

Will you be making it with your own two hands -- or is this like, a Costco purchase or something?

[pftjuno]

Who was the genius who decided to build a reflective bean? Out of all the things that could symbolically represent Chicago, they choose a bean. I see so many annoying thirteen year old girls just using it as a mirror every day, it’s actually ridiculous. If you just want to take a mirror selfie, go to the nearest bathroom, it’s a lot simpler. Oh well, I guess I’ll just stop asking questions, and just embrace the beauty of it. 

[noahjamieson-blog]

--- I wouldn't repeat that in public if I were you

[notskylar]

I— Ah, okay, and here I thought you were about to insult my skills.

I can make you a frame, too. It’s been a while since I handled a woodcutter, but I’m sure it’s not that hard.

[noahjamieson-blog]

I don't think that's really the attitude you want going in to handle heavy machinery. So, 'm good.

[k-k-k-kelsey-blog]

I feel like death.

[noahjamieson-blog]

... Should I be worrying about you passing out, or am I good?

[notskylar]

That’s what I’m saying! I even shaded. Am I the next Van Gogh, or am I?

[noahjamieson-blog]

I really don't think that'd be fair to Van Gogh.

--- you know, seeing how incredibly gifted you are and all.