hit that shit slimer

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[veketa-deactivated20190129]

me during the day: lol ghost videos those are all fake 

me during the night: oh god oh fuck 

[scumbagbestfriend-deactivated20]

I hope the lady that invented chocolate chip cookies got her pussy ate I love that bitch

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

but what if she was asexual and the act traumatized her so bad she wasn´t able to invent any more delicious cookies ?

[lesbianonice]

why are y'all like this

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

Because there’s more than one specific sexuality

[in-the-dark-ness]

Also let’s not ignore how this self described scumbag called her a bitch!! Not everyone is impressionable dumbass who want to be called a bitch and think it’s ‘’endearment’’ and respectful. (after i read the other comments they are bullying for the response). The reply might have been a bit overreacting but they seem to wanted to point not everyone’s aim in life is to have their ‘‘pussy ate’‘ and ‘‘get laid’‘, and that this totaly stigmatizes and erases people that don’t want to do sexual things for whatever reasons and be told what they should do in their life and shouldn’t. And as another user said: chickenwhispers Okay but also hoping someone got oral sex because you love their accomplishments is fucking weird.

[rihonnas]

cjskgkslglslylslfkslglksf the original post was not even this deep

[juliechicken]

This is fucking tumblr in a nut shell I hate it lmao

[omgs]

you really bolded that last line as if you was doing something huh??

[dinophile]

[noahsegans]

i’m not dead i swear

if you’re wondering what’s up with ya girl, i just self-published my first novel and also i’m going to be moving in with J at the beginning of next month

so life is pretty chill for me rn and i hope it is for you too

[mitunacaptors-deactivated202008]

solas: so, you’ve found me at last. i suspect you have questions.

me:

[unclefather]

the guy in the taco bell drive thru: what would you like to order? hello? are you okay?

me: 

[noahsegans]

literally over 5k words of cowboy smut in less than 24 hours i hate myself lmfao

[henstomper]

*robert de niro in heat voice* i do what i do best, i make hamburger. you do what you do best, you eat the hamburger

[henstomper]

before i made this post i honestly didnt realize what “robert de niro in heat” could be interpreted as

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[sailorbrazil]

accept her

[sloppystyle]

[femmegimli]

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[starwarsblr]

[plantwitch]

Me at the end of The VVitch

[black-0rpheus]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

cranky cause you couldn’t solve the lament configuration aren’t ya

[gabrieldreyfuss]

zendaya is meechee

[suicunesrider]

sorry I just wanted to put these right with the video in a post because this is still the funniest thing I have ever seen

[thorthedorkworld]

I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh

[dmofstormandsea]

this video is what dnd feels like

[breelandwalker]

ROLL INTIATIVE