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this is how i spent all of autumn break. in my dads mock-studio which is just a bright room in our summer house (honestly the light in there is magical). studying economics until my eyes bled.

company

i hate being mentally ill in my house. i miss being mentally ill on campus

buumblegum

what’s poppin i have a deep, empty loneliness i can feel in my bones and i don’t know how to function

gigantomachylesbian

Being alone is just like: *makes a weird noise* *talks to myself* *makes a weird noise* *makes a weird noise* *talks to myself* *doesn’t talk to myself but does the hand gestures to what I’m saying in my head* *makes a weird noise* *makes a weir

carrionkid

Thinkinge about this tiktok

carrionkid

[autotuned] so i go to college and i have the wooorst job on campus. i’m an RA ON CAMPUS and one time at 4:30 in the morning, i get a knock on my door. and someone says to me “there’s a kid dead in the bathroom” and i said “dead in the bathroom?” and he goes “DEAD IN THE BATHROOM” and i said “oh my god” so i walk down the hall and they show me this kid and he looks like he’s DEAD IN THE BATHROOM and so i called the cops and said hey there’s a kid DEAD IN THE BATHROOM

and the cops show up and then the kid wakes up and he starts ~throwing up violently! all over the place!~ and the cop says “we should call an ambulance” and then the kid says “DON’T CALL THE AMBULANCE” and i said “WE SHOULD REALLY CALL THE AM-BU-LANCE”

…… and we didn’t call the ambulance

[extremely quietly] and then the kid gets into a fight with the cop and the cop gives him a hearing notice and then the kid

[deep sigh] TEARS UP THE HEARING NOTICE IN FROOOOONT OF THE COP

……and this happened at 4:30 in the morning

#remember to show this to isabel

podencos

yeehawlw

can you trigger tag ‘lesbians’ please

no but i can hit you with my car

#small rant:#straight girls really b out there getting me to fall in love with them #like she really.....did that #she really lead me on like that and even after i confronted her about it she still does it and?????#ladies should i end the friendship?

watermlonsugars

let’s bring this back

heyyoungbleed

also your daily reminder that this is the TOP RATED FIC in the ENTIRE STAR WARS TAG with 22699 kudos and 145707 hits

#yes

anyaboz

Merry Chrisum

Last auction before Christmas! Get your bids in by Sunday! Antlers are included🎄😘

BID HERE This persian cat room guardian has resin face that is an exact copy of the original cat featured in countless memes. It sits about 8.5" tall and its coat is made with faux fur that is very soft. This cat has a bloodstone crystal heart. The hands and feet were cast in resin for extra durability and hand painted by the artist. The neck has a fully poseable ball and socket armature inside that will not wear out over time and the arms and tail have a posable wire armature. Remember to treat every room guardian as you would a piece of art and not a toy. They may be durable, but they must be posed and handled with care.

#bro i know this is like a real thing #but this is actually a representation of me while writing my final exam