Howl At The Half Moon

Noah Gilbert. Lone Hybrid

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Who are you kissing under the fireworks tonight?

Your mom.

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Text || Hayley

Hayley: Okay then.

Noah: If you ever stop being scared of having fun, you have my number

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Hayley: Then no coffee...

Noah: That's what I just said.

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Hayley: So no coffee tomorrow?

Noah: Nope. Not if it's just coffee.

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Hayley: I'll take the compliment.

Noah: Alright.

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Hayley: If you said that i'd be the one to end the conversation.

Noah: I have no emotions, Hayley. You're just a hot body to me.

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Hayley: Okay, fine.

Hayley: [delayed]

Hayley: But wow!

Noah: It's sex, Hayley. I didn't say I want to marry you.

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Hayley: Wow you actually want to sleep with me. I don't know if I should feel weirded out or totally flattered.

Noah: And now I'm done with this conversation.

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Hayley: Hey just because I'm not sleeping with you doesn't mean I'm not having a good time around you.

Noah: Our definitions of good time are two very different things.

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Hayley: Meaning?

Noah: I don't have time for teases.

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Hayley: Any breakfast preferences with the coffee?

Noah: Nope. Don't even bother bringing the coffee.

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Hayley: Cute. I like you but not that much.

Noah: Ok.

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Hayley: I'll look SO good in my Santa outfit that you'll get over it.

Noah: Or under it.

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Hayley: Okay Ellie Goulding, I guess anything can happen...

Noah: And you went and made it lame.

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Hayley: Not so fast.

Hayley: Good to know. I'd seriously have to worry about you if that was the case.

Noah: Oh you know I'm right. Anything is possible.

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Hayley: I didn't gain 80 pounds in like two days so take a wild guess.

Hayley: Unless fat guy Santa is a hidden kink of yours I didn't know about...

Noah: Anything is possible.

Noah: Except that kink.