Natalie.

Natalie. 26. Cacafornia

[badjokesbyjeff]

A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her front pocket and thinks:

Some asshole has my pen

[la-laborista-republiko]

[colachampagnedad]

Twitter is too corny for me sometimes and I hate it. You see a sex video/gif on Tumblr and people just reblog it...maybe speak in the tags.

On Twitter!? Mfers retweet that shit with captions like "if we do THIS we fuckin til the sun come up!!!!" like........

[catchymemes]

[marxist-peach]

[begedee]

[genuinehumanboy]

you can only reblog this today

[salty-french-fry]

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

[stonerparty]

[unclefather]

[judgemyname-deactivated20181205]

[bro-zac]

[surreal--memes]

[jahdivision-deactivated-deactiv]

[thebootydiaries]

my name is luna enriquez

[brokebackboys]

[lecata]

you deserve someone who thinks you’re too important to lose

[lifeintolemonade]

[studentlifeproblems]