[brand-upon-the-brain]

[whhyyyyxdddhackme122]

“ur so quiet” thanks i do not want to talk to you

[beardyboywonder]

every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good

[honeystopthecar]

I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.

[sloppystyle]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[bob-belcher]

[sexybritishllama]

checked in on the neopets discord today and fucking LOST it lads

[whitepeopletwitter]

[matchagirl]

every time i go outside in the summer i feel like david from schitt’s creek when he’s squatting in the field

[matchagirl]

vibes

[kihba-deactivated20211123]

“drama kid” this and “band kid” that. wheres the love for us kids that did absolutely nothing in high school

[lesbofujo]

[oaknymph]

[bummass]

Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol

[gaycism]

Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and were just like “…. we might fuck around and make some chocolate”

[imaseawitch]

Finding out that Dove Soap and Dove Chocolates are different companies has the exact same energy as finding out that Michelin Tires and the Michelin Star Rating System (which rates the finest restaurants in the world) are actually the same company.

[shitpostempire]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg” 

[bastille]

when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite you

[thenatsdorf]

“It’s not about the bed, it’s about being next to you.”

[thunderousk]

I’m gonna cry

[whitepeopletwitter]