Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and…Nubs
A wee crack fic for you all based on my recent trip to a wildlife safari where they talked about deer antler shedding, which immediately made me think of James’ reaction to the loss of his prongs.
Misplaced Lens Cap

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Kaledo Art

Product Placement

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Discoholic 🪩

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Mike Driver
cherry valley forever

Love Begins
Sweet Seals For You, Always
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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@noblecorgi
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and…Nubs
A wee crack fic for you all based on my recent trip to a wildlife safari where they talked about deer antler shedding, which immediately made me think of James’ reaction to the loss of his prongs.
coping mechanism <3
happy author reveals day!
this fest was an absolute blast. i had so much fun writing two fics for the fest, and reading everyone else's! please go check these fics out, there are some absolutely incredible authors and fics in here!
thank you so much to @old-dogs-fest for hosting, and to the mods for doing such an incredible job!
i don't got a thing to lose (if you're not with me)
Remus still can’t believe that this is happening. It had been a fluke that he noticed the little banner on the packaging of his Vita-WOW chocolate flavored calcium supplement while doing the shopping—his preferred brand despite the fact that they’re considerably more expensive than the rest—and when he’d gotten home and found his reading glasses he’d squinted at the banner, feeling his eyebrows arch as he finally read the words: a contest to win a lifetime supply of the supplements. He’d mulled it over for a few days before he decided to enter on a whim, thinking that surely there was no way that he would win, and had forgotten about it completely until months later when he’d gotten an email congratulating him on winning, at which point he’d realized he should have read the terms and conditions much more thoroughly... [Explicit | 10,291]
old dogs (new tricks)
Remus tries not to think too hard about the fact that Sirius has been staying in bed until noon lately. He's always been one to wake early, rising with the sun and tackling the day with unbridled enthusiasm while Remus slept on, but now he can’t remember the last time that happened. Remus knows that they’re both getting older—in their sixties, which had seemed impossible when they were young and dumb and in the middle of their first war, but here they are—and logically he knew that one day Sirius would lose his still boyish nature. Remus hasn’t felt young since the late seventies, when his joints started popping every time he moved and he enjoyed an early bedtime over partying with his friends, but he couldn’t ever imagine that happening to Sirius, who has always been so full of life and vigor. The thing is, if Remus is being honest with himself, he’s pretty sure that it can’t be chalked up to the fact that they’re aging. [Mature | 5,098]
of neckties, jazz and lovingly meddlesome older men [G 3,600] by @colourful00desert
It’s Official [G | 3,245] by LuminousGloom
Boyfriend Try-Outs [G | 1,825] ravenclawesome42
my darling Moonbeam [G | 1,826] @tuhkasirius
Danger Zone [G | 4,140] by @just--vi
Stay Where I Can See You [G | 4,274] by BeckettSimpleton
The Unexpected Gardener [T | 1,979] by @igetje
Stop The Cavalry [T | 7,101] by BeckettSimpleton
An Unholy Hand To Lick [T | 3,434] by the_prettiest_wolf_star
let's waste time/ chasin' cars/ around our heads [T | 1,547] by snufki_in
Jackets and Jumpers [T | 2,666] by by Nox_inabox
In Which Sirius Black Has a Motorcycle and Remus Lupin Has a Moment [T | 2,470] by @caslyra
You answer the question I would never even ask myself [T | 6,262] by waterlilyinclearwater
Pull in Your Horns [T | 5,277] by grovestep
Snapparition [T | 6,893] by @cornwall1977
Of Ships & Soulmates [T | 10,159] by @remtv
I've Always Been Yours [T | 11,500] by @birdiesnest
Cosmic [T | 12,205] by @heartofspells
Nine Hundred More [T | 2,074] by luxalucifer
Close to Me [T | 6,021] by everythingbutcoldfire
that’s how i know (that we’re in love) [T | 2,165] by illustriousday
The School Gate [T | 5,708] by @noblecorgi
as i had seen you all my life [T | 6,148] by @the-verity
In Bloom [M | 6,591] by @brandileigh2003
in our bedrooms after the war [M | 6,988] by @lavenderhaze
Sandy brown curls... [M | 1,846] by @dorythewritingfish
These are complicated days? Chaos, confusion and decay? [M | 2,219] by dory_thewritingfish
In the chill of your stare, I am painfully lost [M | 4,706] by cutebutpsyco
A Cat Called... [M | 5,742] by starstruck1986
Theoretical Fratricide Over a Lack of Caffeine, or an Extended Meet-Cute Between Sirius Black and That One Ministry Research Assistant Who Only Wears Faded Brown Jumpers [M | 13,044] by toadby
written in the screens [M | 15,762] by @belovedcampfire
Of Public Erections and Tweed [E | 5,968] by @toadby
precious [E | 10,136] by @heysaykitkat
the moon and my man [E | 5,053] by @magicbeings
give to me your leather (take from me my lace) [E | 2,004] by @missdkpower
Buggering Like an Old Married Couple [E | 4,495] by @luxalupinlvr
'Cause me and them ways have parted (James/Lily/Remus/Sirius) [E | 1,973] by the_prettiest_wolf_star
Those stupid glasses [E | 1,025] by dory_thewritingfish
That little blue pill [E | 2,096] by @missmoonfrost
Click Bait [E | 10,000] by @ixiedust-writes
loud and deep and free. [E | 3,780] thisfrailheart
A Very Harrods Christmas [E | 6,442] YieldMaiden
The Art of Defence [T | 13,000] by caslyra
hope is a verb [T | 15,061] by @brinkworth
From the Very Core of Him [T | 13,332] by @mybelovedmoon
the dot over the 'i' [T | 8,007] by @poquita-cosa02
Your Next Big Adventure [T | 17,911] by emperorem
two miserable puddles of tears and snot, or how one teddy r. lupin graduated [T | 5,227] by ropuszyko
A Long Time Coming [M | 12,937] by @thestralsofspinnersend
Heaven's in Your Arms [M | 55,040] by Starstruck_Fairy
Moments that we stole [M | 20,531] by @plecotusauritus
||I'm falling for you|| [M | 31,543] by @enbyguously
The Nine Leggings of Remus Lupin [E | 22,538] by @emperorem
The Weight of the Moon [E | 39,811] by @blackstarrising
Take Me Home to the Place I Belong [E | 13,051] by @sliebman10
What Grows in the Dark [E | 33,714] by @madefortherain
Still [E | 22,886] by @sorealis
Come As You Are [E | 18,986] by setchy, @sothisart
Lie Low at Posada de Cachorritos (with Lupin) [E | 21,996] by igetje
Dulce Et Decorum Est [E | 8,589] TheQueerTailor
LAPDOG [E | 49,521] by @verminworship
Mystery To Me [E | 28,613] by @sugaonmyc0ffee
Gardener [Not Rated] by DoomsdayFire
When I wake up, its your love [ART] (James/Remus/Sirius) [Not Rated] by iaskedforcosmiclove
At last, a moment were they can relax together. [Not Rated] by DoomsdayFire
Sirius and Remus in their garden [G] by @blomsterdraws
Sirius Black and The Great Feud Against Yarn [G] by Starstruck_Fairy
Time for some cuddles - Wolfstar [G] by astronomyth
ART: Rentner extreme Sports [G] by Dory_thewritingfish
odf wolfstar fit check [G] by orinje
"Who's the hot bartender?" [G] by FiendishFyre
Light in the dark [G] by @faefeliks
Remus with round glasses [T] by gumisplatter
I did a fest! With a newborn!!
Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together
Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?
Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?
Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that
Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again
Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?
Shane, 7 years later: I have figured out that you like me.
he was bracing himself for bad news
WIP Wednesday
2025.12.31 - 2026.01.07
A collection of the WIP fics that have posted in the last week.
The 8th Year [T, 4/?] by cazprisun
I Knew A Boy, I Knew A Man [T, 16/24] by shrekgogurt
On The Rocks [M, 131.9k, 28/28] by @noblecorgi / NobleCorgi - Part 1 of Rocks Verse - fic complete!
right in the wrong way (but i'm still a little right)* [E, 7/7] by morganalegay - fic complete!
Ties That Bind [G, 2/7] by omniscientcarrot
Was I any good?* [E, 3/3] by nymphs_0f_n0cturnal - fic complete!
When You Were Young* [T, 6/?] by handshake_in_the_doorway
*Multiple chapters posted this week
The End
Holy heck, it’s the end of On The Rocks.
Thank you to everyone who has been on this journey with me, and who has supported this story.
Most especially, thank you @rbkzz . You are etched on my heart, my soul and my life forever, and I’m so fucking glad about it.
I’ll never truly leave this story, but for now, the story is as complete as any story ever is. ❤️
room service
Check out the uncropped, uncensored version on ao3!
Ch 27: My Soul To Take
It’s heeeeeeere!
The final non-epilogue chapter of On The Rocks.
This fic has been a huge part of my life for nearly two years - the first chapter was posted on my birthday in 2024!
It is a huge piece of my life, heart, and soul in narrative.
It is also something else: the story of one of the most important relationships I have in my life, that began as trauma bonding over a whump fic and became a collaboration and dear friendship. @rbkzz I love you. 🫶
Who knows when I’ll finish the epilogue, which will touch in with Disaster Simon and Fashion Baz at later points on their healing journey and love story, but for now, here it is:
Imperfectly healed.
Perfectly loved.
WIP Wednesday
Sneak peak at chapter 27 of On The Rocks!
I am slowly plugging away at it. 🥰
Many thanks to @rbkzz who, as always, selected the passage to WIPSday.
For a moment I feel nauseous and my stomach is violently buzzing with every anxiety and dark thought that has haunted me for months.
I close my eyes and take a breath, remembering the advice of my old high school coach, Mac. “Leave it on the pitch, Pitch. Anything that’s bothering you doesn’t exist in a game except as fuel. Leave it on the pitch.”
Ch 26: I’ll Read It
Hello!
New chapter!
This is also once again, a chapter that has been split.
It’s pretty wild when you think that chapters 24, 25, 26, and the next one were all originally envisioned as ONE CHAPTER.
Chapter 27 shouldn’t take tooooooo much longer, as I have written most of it, but Beautiful Beta Becky @rbkzz thought it deserved a split, and fair - Baz is covering so much ground!!
TWs for this chapter: eating disorders, panic attacks.
Otherwise, we are moving towards a happier place!
I made a COAR!
One of my remixes (I signed up for 2 🫠 why past-me, whyyy?!) is of this cute and mischievous moment by @stardustasincocaine !
I struggled with ideas on how to differentiate my interpretation and, after much brainstorming, ended up in Hallowe'en mode:
As I was drawing, my brain came up with a whole backstory, so if you want to read a little mini-fic accompaniment, check under the cut!
@coartremix
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It was a perfectly acceptable thing for grown-ups to do, Baz thought...
COAR 2 is my interpretation of Disaster Simon -- originally drawn by my amazingly talented, intelligent, beautiful alpha @noblecorgi ♡
[I don't want to gush too much here, but I will say that getting to help co-create On the Rocks has been such an incredibly meaningful and wonderful experience for me. I'm so grateful to @noblecorgi for their friendship throughout this past year+½ and for giving me this opportunity -- both in being a beta-reader and in remixing our boy, Disaster Simon ♡]
@coartremix
WIP WEDNESDAY
Just popping up to note that I am a) alive and b) slowly plugging away at Ch 26 of On The Rocks with the ever present encouragement of @rbkzz , an excerpt of which is below:
“Why do you need a car?”
“Baz wants to go on a date. Smith-Richards said he could go on day trips and the hospital is in kind of a fucked spot for the tube. Plus I don’t wanna like… make things too much or whatever.”
Penny stares at me incredulously. “And you see no alternatives than to break the law, despite your somewhat chequered legal past which puts you under greater scrutiny?”
“Well, it’s weird if you come on our date, Pen.”
@coartremix 2025
I got to remix my beloved, my precious, @rbkzz vision of Agatha and Niamh living their sapphic magickal goat herding best lives, as in the OG Arts.
This is the most conceptually and compositionally complex piece I’ve ever done and I also barely understand procreate and suck at colouring so ‘twas a CHALLENGE.
The backgrounds are blurred stock images from Pexel.
The rest is my own highly questionable ability. 😅🥲 (Agatha’s dress nearly killed me.) (Wtf winged goats are hard.)
🐐🐐🐐
Ch25: Holds my Heart
Hello! Two chapters in one month, can you believe?
Remember how I said I had split this into two chapters because it was heading for 20k? Well now it's 3 chapters, because it was heading for 30k.
While still full of the good ol' angsty hurt, this chapter is also happyyyy!!!
That said it has some big TWs so please read the author’s note!!
WIP Wednesday
2025.06.25 - 2025.07.02
A collection of the WIP fics that have posted in the last week.
Crowding out the Bad (with Good) [23/29] by twigs_in_my_hair
for tonight let’s pretend. [NR, 1/2] by @chaotixalex / chaotixalex
have you forgotten the lessons i taught you? [T, 2/?] by ChrispyRacha
Not At Heros Fit in Boxes [NR, 2/?] by The_Single_Chocolate_Bar - Part 1 of Vampire Simon and Human Baz
Hapless Supernova [M, 17/?] by BBirdy, @theearlgreymage / EarlGreyMage
On The Rocks [M, 25/27] by @noblecorgi / NobleCorgi
Questions We Don't Ask [E, 2/?] by @prettygoododds / PrettyGoodOdds
Sweeten the Deal [T, 1/?] by @camellia-kind-of-love / Camellia_kind_of_love
There are Monsters in the Wood [E, 1/18] by @artsyunderstudy / artsyunderstudy
When We Kiss it Burns My Lips [T, 5/?] by @camellia-kind-of-love / Camellia_kind_of_love
Erotic Grope Fest fics.