dreamer at heart :)

"If you can dream it, you can do it"- Walt Disney | Heather. 29. NJ

[nobletees]

I kid you not, the fortune cookie I just got had no fortune in it…

That’s unfortunate.

[slightmood]

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

[blackmules-deactivated20200205]

me, a hopeless romantic buffoon waking up every day: maybe just maybe i’ll encounter romance today…

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[nobletees]

Hi I’d like to cancel my subscription to Emotions, effective immediately. Please and thank you

[youngsamberg]

oh my god this conversation between my friend @nobletees and a catfish on ok cupid is making me cry laughing WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS FFHDKDHDKFH

[slavery]

Quick question is anything real

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

whoever i end up marrying is going to be lucky af cause i got so much love to give

[mushymlmthings]

can I get uhhh one large boyfriend with a side of uhhh large affection

[ren-and-stimpy-pics]

Me waiting for a text back like

[miiriya]

[theoracleofkwangya-deactivated2]

nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

[jelloapocalypse]

My mentality switched to this halfway through high school and life went from being bad to being fucking awesome really quickly.

[agraceful-disgrace]

There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness

[trixforadults]

Oh this hit hard

[joshpeck]

i’m so dateable…and yet here i am….not being asked on dates…..tragic……

[typhlonectes]

[michellechang]

me at age 12 trying to figure out how to clear the browser history on the family computer after searching “shirtless boys” on google images

[santeria-deactivated20170905]