𝐵 𝒜 𝑅 𝒪 𝒩 𝐸 𝒮 𝒮

[noblewcman]

I FORGOT HW HOT OSWALD WAS FUC K

[noblewcman]

IN WHICH THE GOTHAM WRITERS JUST THROW EVERYTHING OUT THE WINDOW AND SCREAM FUCK IT

[noblewcman]

BOLD ANY GUARANTEED TURN-ONS WHICH APPLY TO YOUR MUSE. ITALICIZE WHAT INTRIGUES THEM. CROSS OUT THE NEVERS.

TAGGED BY: @misskringle kinda.

kissing. biting. tickling. cuddling. neck kissing. formal wear. underwear. comfy pajamas. domination. submission. restraints. blindfolds. food in the bedroom. spanking. pain. blood. roleplaying. voyeurism. exhibitionism. vocal partners. luxury and decadence. threesomes. fantasy fulfillment. hate-sex. scars. love. romance. intimacy. age difference. daddy/mommy kink. pegging. virginity. experience. bad boys/girls. the boy/girl next door.

TAGGING: if you see this, do the thing.

[noblewcman]

                                      AM I A GOOD PERSON? NO.                                                   BUT DO I TRY TO BE A BETTER PERSON                                                   EVERY SINGLE DAY? ALSO NO.

[emiltons]

here’s what i miss.

being invested in an rp. 

spending entire commutes responding to posts or plotting (and draining my phone’s battery in the process). 

plots being played out on the dash rather than headcanoned in private so that even if my character isn’t directly involved, i’m still able to follow along and feel included. 

going on vacation and though i’m on hiatus, not being able to stay away from the dash and using so much of my data i’m warned of an overage. 

staying up much too late because the dash is moving and i don’t want to miss a moment. 

almost missing my morning bus because i stayed up too late and then got sidetracked catching up on the dash. 

group chatzys and paras lasting for hours and the ridiculous plots hatched within. 

ships that aren’t rushed (or if they are, because love at first lust/sight does exist, they’re played out realistically). 

midgames. break-ups. make-ups. frenemies. surprising brotps. 

organic storytelling. 

unexpected writing chemistry with a player/character. 

being wholly invested in an rp.

[noblewcman]

❝What shall we toast to?❞

                             “To a job well done, darling. I’m so very proud of you.”

[noblewcman]

❝It’s not you, it’s me…I’m completely fucked up.❞

                                               “Oh, yes. Of course.

                                         It is most definitely you, darling.                                         Without a shadow of a doubt.”

[noblewcman]

I’m gonna be lowkey sad if Lady doesn’t appear in any other episodes this season. I genuinely don’t believe she’d just be like “OH RIGHT I’VE JUST BEEN ROYALLY FUCKED OVER LET’S CHILL OUT HAVE SOME TEA AND WAIT FOR ALL OF THIS FUCKERY TO BLOW OVER” and not immediately start plotting revenge tbh.

[noblewcman]

PUZZLEPRINCEOFCONUNDRUMS

”You truly are ruthless, aren’t you?”

                                            “That’s what they say, darling.”

[noblewcman]

                                                      ⊰♕⊱ 𝒪𝓅𝑒𝓃;

                                   “Fortunately, I can’t be held responsible for any                                    civilian casualties caused by any of my clients.”

[wordsnquotes]

I am selfish, private and easily bored. Will this be a problem?

Neil Gaiman, A Study in Emerald (via wordsnquotes)

[pityfriend]

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

[noblewcman]

I’m sorry I haven’t been around lately. I haven’t been able to settle down and relax or concentrate on much since work on Wednesday. I guess I’m just having an episode. It’ll pass soon, probably. I hope so.

[adornment-fetish-deactivated202]

[noblewcman]

FLIGHTLESSGOTHAMITE

                                     ‘ Ah, well, I-I went into the GAME with twenty dollars,                                        and now my pockets are EMPTY. Maybe next time I-I’ll                                         listen to Mr. Johnson, and just WATCH instead. ’

                                      ‘ But…thank you for INVITING me in the first                                        place, Miss Lady. ’

                                          “Nonsense. Practice makes perfect, darling. Pay                                           Johnson no mind. He’s a rather shoddy player in my                                           opinion. A cheat, too.

                                                --- I happen to think you did quite well,                                                             all things considered.”

[noblewcman]

walk in, fuck shit up, walk out

[noblewcman]

BOLD what applies to your muse:

PLACE IN SOCIETY

financial: wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty.

medical: fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged.

class or caste: upper / middle / working / slave / unsure.

education: qualified / unqualified / studying.

criminal record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no.

FAMILY

married  happily / married - unhappily / engaged or betrothed / partnered / single / divorced / separated.

has a child or children / has no children / wants children.

close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / siblings are deceased.

orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parents

TRAITS + TENDENCIES

extroverted / introverted / in between.

disorganized / organized / in between.

close minded / open minded / in between.

calm / anxious / in between.

disagreeable / agreeable / in between.

cautious / reckless / in between.

patient / impatient / in between.

outspoken / reserved / in between.

leader / follower / in between.

empathetic / unempathetic / in between.

optimistic / pessimistic / in between.

traditional / modern / in between.

hardworking / lazy / in between.  

cultured / uncultured / in between 

loyal / disloyal 

faithful / unfaithful / unknown.

BELIEFS

monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic / other

belief in ghosts or spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in an afterlife: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in reincarnation: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in aliens: yes  / no / don’t know / don’t care.

religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious.

philosophical: yes / no.

SEXUALITY + ROMANTIC INCLINATION

heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual / questioning.

sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favourable.

romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favourable.

sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious.

potential sexual partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all.

potential romantic partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all.

ABILITIES

combat skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.

literacy skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

artistic skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

technical skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.

HABITS

drinking alcohol: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

smoking: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

other narcotics: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

medicinal drugs: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

indulgent food: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

splurge spending: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

gambling: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.