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m | 25 virgo | bi | infp | hufflepuff

[ohevoyev]

how do you not know your blood type

that’s between emergency medical services and god

[ratfuck]

the dudes from inside out who control my brain all died from carbon monoxide poisoning years ago this bitch running on autopilot

[archaeos]

Hollywood archaeology: Secret treasure! Hidden maps! Ancient tombs!

Actual archaeology:

[ivanaskye]

so I wanted to find a picture of the lobster and

behold! an archaeologist

[rinadragomir]

If you stayed the age of your birth DAY forever, how old you would be?

[rslashrats]

bi people have so many powers and can cast so many spells

[youforgivehowgodforgives]

in the bath. in my ophelia era

[pukicho]

are you this stupid in real life too

Uh huh just about

[pissvortex]

guy with a pocket knife whose only job at your work is to offer you his pocket knife when you are having trouble breaking down cardboard boxes

[bluntstatementss]

*is only cute in certain angles and lighting*

[annajulian-deactivated20161210]

you’ve heard of human rights, now get ready for

alien lefts 

[starei]

if ur kind then ur hot i don't make the rules

[frecklespng]

[sistertaxon]

lol so true busty….i mean breastie…i mean. fuck

[itoldyouthings]

reminder to all 14-19 year olds girls. that grown man does not like you. you are a victim

[ven0moth]

the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

[5t4r5cr34m-ah3g40-h00d13]

[cottageaesthetic]